Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣.
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
Sonic RP / MVRP
Adult Mun / NO LEWD
(Gameverse portrayal because IDW's writers don't understand the first thing about his character.)
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Jet the Hawk
@jetthehawk.bsky.social
· Sep 29
You think anyone would notice if I changed my name to "Jelq"?
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You think anyone would notice if I changed my name to "Jelq"?
I'm going to beat your ass and steal your weed.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm going to beat your ass and steal your weed.
(( Casually whistling as I think about an old Discord RP audition from years back where I had to picture how Jet would handle a world where Sonic supposedly died. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
(( Casually whistling as I think about an old Discord RP audition from years back where I had to picture how Jet would handle a world where Sonic supposedly died. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
(( No relation to anything cough cough. ))
No, I know. I'm just not stupid enough to believe it unless I see his rotting corpse in front of my own two eyes.
Gaia, some of you shit-wits will believe anything you hear.
Gaia, some of you shit-wits will believe anything you hear.
Chat....
He doesn't know, chat.
He doesn't know, chat.
"If I hear one more fuckin' crater-brain parrot that bullshit claim that Sonic somehow got themselves offed, I'll personally break their jaw myself."
"Sonic's not dead."
"He's too stupid to know HOW to die...Besides, that bastard's not allowed to die to anyone but me."
"Sonic's not dead."
"He's too stupid to know HOW to die...Besides, that bastard's not allowed to die to anyone but me."
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
No, I know. I'm just not stupid enough to believe it unless I see his rotting corpse in front of my own two eyes.
Gaia, some of you shit-wits will believe anything you hear.
Gaia, some of you shit-wits will believe anything you hear.
"If I hear one more fuckin' crater-brain parrot that bullshit claim that Sonic somehow got themselves offed, I'll personally break their jaw myself."
"Sonic's not dead."
"He's too stupid to know HOW to die...Besides, that bastard's not allowed to die to anyone but me."
"Sonic's not dead."
"He's too stupid to know HOW to die...Besides, that bastard's not allowed to die to anyone but me."
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"If I hear one more fuckin' crater-brain parrot that bullshit claim that Sonic somehow got themselves offed, I'll personally break their jaw myself."
"Sonic's not dead."
"He's too stupid to know HOW to die...Besides, that bastard's not allowed to die to anyone but me."
"Sonic's not dead."
"He's too stupid to know HOW to die...Besides, that bastard's not allowed to die to anyone but me."
(( Hello it's my dumb ass'sss ssss birthday today and I'm streaming me driving around Tokyo stupid fast so please feel free to pop in and watch the thing I guess. ))
🔴LIVE NOW ON TWITCH🔴
birfdeh
birf
it me
birfdey
so I'm gonna treat myself to hours upon hours upon hours of the absolute PEAK that is Tokyo Xtreme Racer.
Come and come (and watch)
www.twitch.tv/weer_dough
birfdeh
birf
it me
birfdey
so I'm gonna treat myself to hours upon hours upon hours of the absolute PEAK that is Tokyo Xtreme Racer.
Come and come (and watch)
www.twitch.tv/weer_dough
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
(( Hello it's my dumb ass'sss ssss birthday today and I'm streaming me driving around Tokyo stupid fast so please feel free to pop in and watch the thing I guess. ))
You might be asking me, "Jet, this is the fifth or sixth FD you've shown us with your fave vinyled all over it. How many Mazda RX7s do you own?"
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
You might be asking me, "Jet, this is the fifth or sixth FD you've shown us with your fave vinyled all over it. How many Mazda RX7s do you own?"
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
And technically the answer is zero because I stole them all but the other answer is "yes"
I have a lot.
I feel like adjusting my HUD and changing the missile warning sound to just play "The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is..."
And so on and so forth.
And so on and so forth.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I feel like adjusting my HUD and changing the missile warning sound to just play "The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is..."
And so on and so forth.
And so on and so forth.
(( Jet just saved my grand prix I wouldda tied with Shadow if he didn't knock him back a spot. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
(( Jet just saved my grand prix I wouldda tied with Shadow if he didn't knock him back a spot. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
(( If nobody got my back then Jet the Goddamn Hawk has my back. ))
Yeah great cool, how about you actually schedule a real race with me?
Y'know...one I actually get to hear about?
Y'know...one I actually get to hear about?
????????
I sent??? Several???
Did not a single one go through????
i hate cell phones. I hate computers. Im going to commit a crime. OTL....
Im at [location] im going to fist fight whoever invented the internet
I sent??? Several???
Did not a single one go through????
i hate cell phones. I hate computers. Im going to commit a crime. OTL....
Im at [location] im going to fist fight whoever invented the internet
WHAT NOTIFICATIONS?
I GOT NONE FROM YOU.
I HAVE HAD NO NOTIFICATIONS FROM ANYONE ALL DAY.
NOTHING AT ALL.
THIS IS THE FIRST I HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU.
I GOT NONE FROM YOU.
I HAVE HAD NO NOTIFICATIONS FROM ANYONE ALL DAY.
NOTHING AT ALL.
THIS IS THE FIRST I HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU.
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yeah great cool, how about you actually schedule a real race with me?
Y'know...one I actually get to hear about?
Y'know...one I actually get to hear about?
WHAT NOTIFICATIONS?
I GOT NONE FROM YOU.
I HAVE HAD NO NOTIFICATIONS FROM ANYONE ALL DAY.
NOTHING AT ALL.
THIS IS THE FIRST I HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU.
I GOT NONE FROM YOU.
I HAVE HAD NO NOTIFICATIONS FROM ANYONE ALL DAY.
NOTHING AT ALL.
THIS IS THE FIRST I HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU.
Ive literally been waiting for the last hour, Jet. Check your notifications for once in ur life or stay a loser, I guess. <3
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
WHAT NOTIFICATIONS?
I GOT NONE FROM YOU.
I HAVE HAD NO NOTIFICATIONS FROM ANYONE ALL DAY.
NOTHING AT ALL.
THIS IS THE FIRST I HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU.
I GOT NONE FROM YOU.
I HAVE HAD NO NOTIFICATIONS FROM ANYONE ALL DAY.
NOTHING AT ALL.
THIS IS THE FIRST I HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU.
Sonic I am too tired for your unique brand of stupid.
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sonic I am too tired for your unique brand of stupid.
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
Do you want to ACTUALLY race or are you just going to make up fuckin' Bunko rules on the spot like a preschooler?
Sonic what the hell are you talking about we didn't even get that race in yet.
Hey how did losing feel? >:)c...?
Yeah no you know that's not happening.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sonic what the hell are you talking about we didn't even get that race in yet.
"Why is everyone so caught up about Santa Claus?"
'Like, A...the dude ain't even real. And B...even if they were, why would anyone want some omnipotent entity judging your every action? Like, I hate people just filing everyone into 'good' and 'bad'."
'Like, A...the dude ain't even real. And B...even if they were, why would anyone want some omnipotent entity judging your every action? Like, I hate people just filing everyone into 'good' and 'bad'."
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"Why is everyone so caught up about Santa Claus?"
'Like, A...the dude ain't even real. And B...even if they were, why would anyone want some omnipotent entity judging your every action? Like, I hate people just filing everyone into 'good' and 'bad'."
'Like, A...the dude ain't even real. And B...even if they were, why would anyone want some omnipotent entity judging your every action? Like, I hate people just filing everyone into 'good' and 'bad'."
(( I...I just had this dawning realization that it's my birthday in 3 days ))
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
(( I...I just had this dawning realization that it's my birthday in 3 days ))
Why do I get the feeling someone's talking about a racing tournament and yet not mentioning the greatest racer to ever live in the same breath?
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why do I get the feeling someone's talking about a racing tournament and yet not mentioning the greatest racer to ever live in the same breath?
(( God I love being equal parts fucking STUPID but also good at racing games. ))
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
(( God I love being equal parts fucking STUPID but also good at racing games. ))
*MUFFLED FREEBIRD SOLO IN THE DISTANCE*
@jetthehawk.bsky.social "JET! NO! DON'T TRY TO CONTROL YOUR EXTREME GEAR WITH A GUITAR HERO CONTROLLER! JET!!!!"
a man is sitting in a car that says ' a & m ' on the side
ALT: a man is sitting in a car that says ' a & m ' on the side
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
*MUFFLED FREEBIRD SOLO IN THE DISTANCE*
Sounds like a skill issue. Just make like me and smoke them from the start.
Half the time I was fighting the others to get to you
Do you want me to start another private lobby in CrossWorlds?
Y'know, something to make you my personal whipping boy for the next two hours like last time?
Y'know, something to make you my personal whipping boy for the next two hours like last time?
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sounds like a skill issue. Just make like me and smoke them from the start.
Do you want me to start another private lobby in CrossWorlds?
Y'know, something to make you my personal whipping boy for the next two hours like last time?
Y'know, something to make you my personal whipping boy for the next two hours like last time?
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Do you want me to start another private lobby in CrossWorlds?
Y'know, something to make you my personal whipping boy for the next two hours like last time?
Y'know, something to make you my personal whipping boy for the next two hours like last time?
Motherfuckers asking "Oh fuck why do I hear boss music? Why is the sky playing pipe organ music?" every time I'm near.
It gets worse when they catch sight of me and the choir starts up and they realize the lyrics are in Latin.
I am the final boss of the racetrack. You will never beat me.
It gets worse when they catch sight of me and the choir starts up and they realize the lyrics are in Latin.
I am the final boss of the racetrack. You will never beat me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Motherfuckers asking "Oh fuck why do I hear boss music? Why is the sky playing pipe organ music?" every time I'm near.
It gets worse when they catch sight of me and the choir starts up and they realize the lyrics are in Latin.
I am the final boss of the racetrack. You will never beat me.
It gets worse when they catch sight of me and the choir starts up and they realize the lyrics are in Latin.
I am the final boss of the racetrack. You will never beat me.
That doesn't make sense. Competition is supposed to make you try harder to beat them.
Y'all are just taking the fucking Apple approach, milking the brand-humpers who'll suck you off for doing less and calling it "innovation"
Y'all are just taking the fucking Apple approach, milking the brand-humpers who'll suck you off for doing less and calling it "innovation"
Competition.
Well, maybe if your precious Switch 2 actually had some fuckin' analogue triggers.
Like holy shit it's 2025 everyone else had this figured out in 2001
EVEN YOU HAD THIS FIGURED OUT IN 2001.
HOW DID YOU GUYS REGRESS BACKWARDS?
Like holy shit it's 2025 everyone else had this figured out in 2001
EVEN YOU HAD THIS FIGURED OUT IN 2001.
HOW DID YOU GUYS REGRESS BACKWARDS?
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
That doesn't make sense. Competition is supposed to make you try harder to beat them.
Y'all are just taking the fucking Apple approach, milking the brand-humpers who'll suck you off for doing less and calling it "innovation"
Y'all are just taking the fucking Apple approach, milking the brand-humpers who'll suck you off for doing less and calling it "innovation"
But no seriously this cover art is just fuckin' oozing with style.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But no seriously this cover art is just fuckin' oozing with style.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
Also I love how the reflection of the Nissan R34 is actually an NC1 NSX like damn every detail about this is sick.
Well, maybe if your precious Switch 2 actually had some fuckin' analogue triggers.
Like holy shit it's 2025 everyone else had this figured out in 2001
EVEN YOU HAD THIS FIGURED OUT IN 2001.
HOW DID YOU GUYS REGRESS BACKWARDS?
Like holy shit it's 2025 everyone else had this figured out in 2001
EVEN YOU HAD THIS FIGURED OUT IN 2001.
HOW DID YOU GUYS REGRESS BACKWARDS?
...Seriously?
A PlayStation game?
A PlayStation game?
Suck my feathery cock.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Well, maybe if your precious Switch 2 actually had some fuckin' analogue triggers.
Like holy shit it's 2025 everyone else had this figured out in 2001
EVEN YOU HAD THIS FIGURED OUT IN 2001.
HOW DID YOU GUYS REGRESS BACKWARDS?
Like holy shit it's 2025 everyone else had this figured out in 2001
EVEN YOU HAD THIS FIGURED OUT IN 2001.
HOW DID YOU GUYS REGRESS BACKWARDS?
Suck my feathery cock.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Suck my feathery cock.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.
Also the cover art is sick and you could NEVER.