Jesus Christ. One wonders (with a sense of dread) why exactly he gravitated towards this line of work.

Other person: I got myself a tuna sandwich for lunch.

Me: Hahaha, speaking of tuna - have you heard of that Indian horror film "Mercury," where the killer is a blind ghost who died of mercury poisoning?

Other person (annoyed/disgusted): No.

(Later we were all killed by ghosts)

Dinosaurs! Kaiju! Shapeshifters! Yes!

Look, if I don't inflict these imaginary earworms on other people, they'll just torment me.

And the sites where it happens don't do anything about it until someone weaponises it, like the "Give us money or we'll destroy your rating" blackmailers a few years ago. Horse bolted, barn door locked, etc.

Review-bombing is a repulsive phenomenon. A major reason I wouldn't go on Goodreads in a fit.

Thanks a million!