Arbiter of Comedy
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“Give us the gingerbread penises”
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“Give us the gingerbread penises”
If you go to the gym enough you don’t need friends to help you move a couch.
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If you go to the gym enough you don’t need friends to help you move a couch.
Looking for a few high forties days before Christmas tbqh
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Looking for a few high forties days before Christmas tbqh
The magic for me on Pluribus is how they found songs that make even the most insufferable dudes (Lennon and Morrison) listenable.
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The magic for me on Pluribus is how they found songs that make even the most insufferable dudes (Lennon and Morrison) listenable.
Searching task rabbit for people to cut my toe nails in a very non horny way.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Searching task rabbit for people to cut my toe nails in a very non horny way.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Vanguard sent me a wrapped, like ok, stop trying to be something your not.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Vanguard sent me a wrapped, like ok, stop trying to be something your not.
Stayed in a hotel for work last night, not as great as I spent my whole life thinking it would be if I’m being honest.
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Stayed in a hotel for work last night, not as great as I spent my whole life thinking it would be if I’m being honest.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
John Denver was cooking on country roads.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
John Denver was cooking on country roads.
I’m in Wilkes Barre, there’s a guy with a Lincoln suv
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I’m in Wilkes Barre, there’s a guy with a Lincoln suv
Ya boy zorbed today, 35 degreees, no shirt, no regrets.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ya boy zorbed today, 35 degreees, no shirt, no regrets.
Darlene Love S tier Christmas song singer.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Darlene Love S tier Christmas song singer.
Saw you on the parade, you still got it, makes me think about what we used to have
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Saw you on the parade, you still got it, makes me think about what we used to have
Turkey Trot’s done, time to spend the rest of the day on Wikipedia trying to figure out county government and whatever the hell else is going on in Tennessee
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Turkey Trot’s done, time to spend the rest of the day on Wikipedia trying to figure out county government and whatever the hell else is going on in Tennessee
At Dollywood today and it’s gotta be the most amount of guys I’ve ever been around that spend all day thinking about being the Jason Bourne of the snack bar.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
At Dollywood today and it’s gotta be the most amount of guys I’ve ever been around that spend all day thinking about being the Jason Bourne of the snack bar.
Passing through sheepskin jacket country.
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Passing through sheepskin jacket country.
Doing a huge bathroom stop on the Wilbur Cross Parkway. Connecticut is a nightmare
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Doing a huge bathroom stop on the Wilbur Cross Parkway. Connecticut is a nightmare
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We would all give 5 stars for this am I right brothers
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We would all give 5 stars for this am I right brothers
Leaving on vacation tomorrow and I’m most excited about wearing all my dumbass t-shirts for a week straight.
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Leaving on vacation tomorrow and I’m most excited about wearing all my dumbass t-shirts for a week straight.
We love it, over a decade of goofing and giving with this guy.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
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November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We love it, over a decade of goofing and giving with this guy.
You know I keep that mf’n thang on me.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You know I keep that mf’n thang on me.