Duel of the Fates
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Duel of the Fates
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Médico, DM de D&D, leitor ávido e desocupado quando dá tempo
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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fracassion
Uma série tipo succession baseada na família Bolsonaro
Após Michelle constranger André Fernandes, que fez aliança com Ciro Gomes no Ceará, Flávio foi para cima da madrasta que, segundo ele, "atropelou o próprio Bolsonaro". "Michelle não é política".
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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🧛🏻‍♂️ já eliminamos vários ministérios da máquina pública. [👏👏👏👏] e ao memo tempo, *cof cof*, e ao memo tempo, nós não vamos parar por aí. 👹J̵̳̜̜͛̋͠Á̷̢̱̙͔̿͜ͅ ̷͔̌̔̇̔̆͒Ḛ̶̢̪̰̞̽͆̐͘S̷̢̨̛̛̒̇͑̔Ṫ̴͈̱͓͓̈́ͅÃ̷̛̩̮͙̂͂̉̈́͝O̵̤͖̝̮͂͊̎͒͌͝👹- 😏encomendados... 🥤🥤🥤 👹P̴̦̉R̸̳͌̍E̸̟̳̊C̵̭͊̒ͅI̸̪͕̓Š̵̝͠Ò̸̮̒ ̵̞͒̈D̶̤̬̀E̸̱̝͒͠ ̷̭̖͂́Ǘ̵̹̖M̴̗̫̿͒Ã̶̡̎ ̵̣̮̉P̴̝̞̒Ȁ̶͇͉́S̸͇̈́͘T̷̳̳̂͒I̶̿ͅL̷̠̈́̌H̵̡̩̐͑A̵̬͖͊👹 👴🏻 já estão encomendados, 🧛🏻‍♂️ estudos-
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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It’s sad to say but for republicans I think the gay allegation is more damaging than the pedophila one
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Everybody's asleep so I can ask this, but do y'all think Bill was watching the 2016 debates like
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Falta pouco para eles tentarem anexar a Polônia
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Terapeuta "a árvore carioca não existe, ela não pode te machucar"

A árvore carioca:
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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you can make anything stronger by adding the brazilian prefix. jiu-jitsu? brazilian jiu jitsu is stronger. wax shave? brazilian wax shave is more effective. butt lift? brazilian butt lift is hotter. hatsune miku? you already know
September 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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🇧🇷 AGORA: Alexandre de Moraes determina que a Polícia deverá revistar o interior e o porta-malas de todos os veículos que saírem da casa de Jair Bolsonaro e ter monitoramento 24h na área externa da residência, para evitar fugas diante dos “pontos cegos” da casa.
August 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Sneak peek! Here's an advanced look at this beautifully illustrated book full of wit and wisdom from Fresh Cut Grass. 😃 #smileyday #smileydaybook #criticalrole
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August 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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ai fico com dó dos adms do perfil notícia sem paywall que levam xingo como se fosse eles que tivessem escrevendo as atrocidades da folha
August 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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vou falecer
August 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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to meio assim.........
August 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The Life of a Showgirl
August 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Deprimidíssima
August 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Éowyn pro Nazgûl
Ué, mas eu não sou homem.
August 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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o felca, com um vídeo de 60 minutos, ajudou a proteger mais meninas e jovens mulheres do que a j.k. rowling com seus bilhões de dólares em todos esses anos de militância terf.
August 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Eu gosto muito do Pascal mas tenho minhas dúvidas se ele vai conseguir superar o Lula do Hugh Jackman
July 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Agora a Globo que se vire pra colocar o Ozzy cantando na abertura de Vale Tudo hoje
July 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM