Jill Hand
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Jill Hand
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Author of the Trapnell Southern gothic humorous thriller series. Try it, you’ll like it. Getting too old for this shit, but showing up anyway. Excelsior!
Thanks! I polished my horns especially for the holidays.
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That is unacceptable.
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Do it! Please, do it!
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Tom Bombadil and the Heartbreakers
December 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I dig Squirrel Nut Zippers and Postmodern Jukebox
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Brilliant!
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If they had domesticated cattle by then, they could have made garlic butter to dip pieces of cooked lobster in.
If they ate them raw, it would be marketed as, Try lobster today. It’s the food that fights back!”
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Always! How’s Italy?
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Naughty Polly! Here’s an odalisque’s foot. Quentin Tarantino would appreciate it.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM