JHawk
@jhawkinc.bsky.social
Ringing in the new year trying to figure out if my video card is failing. Oh boy.
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Ringing in the new year trying to figure out if my video card is failing. Oh boy.
Objective: do some shopping on mom’s day off, before the workday ends, so it is slightly less busy.
Reality: start the day late, get distracted by a Bricks and Minifigs and get virtually no shopping done by the time it starts getting busy.
Reality: start the day late, get distracted by a Bricks and Minifigs and get virtually no shopping done by the time it starts getting busy.
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Objective: do some shopping on mom’s day off, before the workday ends, so it is slightly less busy.
Reality: start the day late, get distracted by a Bricks and Minifigs and get virtually no shopping done by the time it starts getting busy.
Reality: start the day late, get distracted by a Bricks and Minifigs and get virtually no shopping done by the time it starts getting busy.
Second monitor just stopped working. Has power (green light blinks like it's in a power-saving mode), computer detects it, but it won't actually turn on. I don't have the spoons for this today.
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Second monitor just stopped working. Has power (green light blinks like it's in a power-saving mode), computer detects it, but it won't actually turn on. I don't have the spoons for this today.
It’s here. The box is heavy, and a foot deep.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It’s here. The box is heavy, and a foot deep.
24-hour bugs are the worst.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
24-hour bugs are the worst.
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I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:
Can we fast-forward to the release of the last two episodes of Dispatch and the announcement of a sequel? That'd be nice.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Can we fast-forward to the release of the last two episodes of Dispatch and the announcement of a sequel? That'd be nice.
Rainstorm has revealed a leak over my bed. Hopefully it doesn't escalate beyond paint discoloration until someone can come look at the roof tomorrow...
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Rainstorm has revealed a leak over my bed. Hopefully it doesn't escalate beyond paint discoloration until someone can come look at the roof tomorrow...
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
Steam Next Fest: "Hey loser, here are dozens of idle/clicker games you can try out *for free*, good luck getting anything done ever again!"
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Steam Next Fest: "Hey loser, here are dozens of idle/clicker games you can try out *for free*, good luck getting anything done ever again!"
Doc says my potassium is a little low. That means I need Dinosaur Time, right?
October 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Doc says my potassium is a little low. That means I need Dinosaur Time, right?
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If anyone out there is secretly spying on me, if you’ll tell me where I stashed a backup computer mouse I’ll forgive you.
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If anyone out there is secretly spying on me, if you’ll tell me where I stashed a backup computer mouse I’ll forgive you.
I took a thirty minute nap and basically dreamed a commercial, where I was trying to sell novelty bigfoot watches, and I kept referring to them as "Watches by Sasq."
September 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I took a thirty minute nap and basically dreamed a commercial, where I was trying to sell novelty bigfoot watches, and I kept referring to them as "Watches by Sasq."
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We're in our first Steam showcase! 🌟🎉
August 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We're in our first Steam showcase! 🌟🎉
Ever get motivated to do something just because you watched someone else do it so colossally wrong?
August 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ever get motivated to do something just because you watched someone else do it so colossally wrong?
I keep getting TikTok Shop recommendations for an antisemitic t-shirt design. Like, I report it, and it shows up again within about a day. Today I saw it twice.
August 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I keep getting TikTok Shop recommendations for an antisemitic t-shirt design. Like, I report it, and it shows up again within about a day. Today I saw it twice.
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In #DEADDICE you are stuck in an otherworldly maze attempting to escape before IT catches you. Your ability to survive & your overall vitality is represented by YOUR ENTIRE DICE COLLECTION.
As you navigate this maze you will be rolling dice and as you fail - your discarded dice countdown your doom
As you navigate this maze you will be rolling dice and as you fail - your discarded dice countdown your doom
August 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In #DEADDICE you are stuck in an otherworldly maze attempting to escape before IT catches you. Your ability to survive & your overall vitality is represented by YOUR ENTIRE DICE COLLECTION.
As you navigate this maze you will be rolling dice and as you fail - your discarded dice countdown your doom
As you navigate this maze you will be rolling dice and as you fail - your discarded dice countdown your doom
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I had a dream about making a screensaver with a bouncing logo like the DVD screensavers, but it was set within an invisible box that scaled to the screen and had rounded edges, so if the logo got close to the corner it hit one of the invisible curves and bounced away before ever hitting the corner.
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I had a dream about making a screensaver with a bouncing logo like the DVD screensavers, but it was set within an invisible box that scaled to the screen and had rounded edges, so if the logo got close to the corner it hit one of the invisible curves and bounced away before ever hitting the corner.
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WERE GOING TO PAX‼️
PAX West 2025 names its 12 PAX Rising Showcase winners
PAX West 2025 names its 12 PAX Rising Showcase winners
These are the 12 indie titles that will be featured prominently as part of the PAX Rising showcase on the PAX West 2025 show floor.
dlvr.it
August 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
WERE GOING TO PAX‼️
A Minecraft mod I use for storage wigged out and deleted the inventory, right after I finally finish my massive storage facility and move 99% of my stuff over. Whelp.
July 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
A Minecraft mod I use for storage wigged out and deleted the inventory, right after I finally finish my massive storage facility and move 99% of my stuff over. Whelp.
Decided to go see an early movie during the week to save money. Price is 3x what it was when I was in college. The hell.
July 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Decided to go see an early movie during the week to save money. Price is 3x what it was when I was in college. The hell.
New Mountain Monsters... I mean Sons of Appalachia, and I am *stoked.*
July 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
New Mountain Monsters... I mean Sons of Appalachia, and I am *stoked.*