Jake Hayes
@jhayes34.bsky.social
Aspiring Margaritaville franchise owner, lawyer
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A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
Light in the darkness
Rob Reiner wearing a hat knitted by his daughter, Romy.
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Light in the darkness
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Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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if donald trump said quiet piggy to a girl in front of me you’d see me on the evening news, of that you can be certain
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
if donald trump said quiet piggy to a girl in front of me you’d see me on the evening news, of that you can be certain
HE DID IT
HE QUOTED SPIDER-MAN
OH MY GOD I'M GONNA LIB
HE QUOTED SPIDER-MAN
OH MY GOD I'M GONNA LIB
Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
HE DID IT
HE QUOTED SPIDER-MAN
OH MY GOD I'M GONNA LIB
HE QUOTED SPIDER-MAN
OH MY GOD I'M GONNA LIB
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
there’s something distasteful in the way people describe the poor as having only their economic plight guide their values. it feels almost condescending, as though they can’t walk and chew gum and think that disrespecting an historic office is bad.
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Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
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Kimmel: "That's right. Follow the advice of Donald Trump and you too can look like a glazed ham with deep vein thrombosis."
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Kimmel: "That's right. Follow the advice of Donald Trump and you too can look like a glazed ham with deep vein thrombosis."
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RFKjr cannot give even a basic summary of the scientific method. He has zero science background. He has zero medical background. Everything he spouts about autism is a lie. Do not believe him.
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
RFKjr cannot give even a basic summary of the scientific method. He has zero science background. He has zero medical background. Everything he spouts about autism is a lie. Do not believe him.
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shit ain’t over til it’s over
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
shit ain’t over til it’s over
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Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
August 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
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Fleetwood MacDonald's
Slightly diminish a band: The Who Cares?
Slightly diminish a band: Huey Lewis and the Social Media
August 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fleetwood MacDonald's
She texted Clark like "Yoooooo this shit is crazyyyy be safe tho"
July 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
She texted Clark like "Yoooooo this shit is crazyyyy be safe tho"
I'm so excited for #SUPERMAN, and James' comments about the story have made me even more ready for it. America needs the Kansas farmboy to remind us of the power of kindness.
People will say they want movies to feel personal and not "made by committee" but it feels REALLY CLEAR than James Gunn has made #SUPERMAN at least VERY MUCH in part about very specific experiences that have affected him personally and I bet people will be mad about it:
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July 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm so excited for #SUPERMAN, and James' comments about the story have made me even more ready for it. America needs the Kansas farmboy to remind us of the power of kindness.
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The people who lost children and other loved ones in the Texas floods are owed honest answers from officials. They should be told why flash flood warnings issued hours earlier were not conveyed to people in the path of the water. They don’t need more prayers from politicians. They need answers.
July 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The people who lost children and other loved ones in the Texas floods are owed honest answers from officials. They should be told why flash flood warnings issued hours earlier were not conveyed to people in the path of the water. They don’t need more prayers from politicians. They need answers.
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Shaming trump voters with hypocrisy has never worked. If they cared about intellectual honesty they wouldn't be trump voters
June 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Shaming trump voters with hypocrisy has never worked. If they cared about intellectual honesty they wouldn't be trump voters
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Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.