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J
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IG: hl.jasper
I haven’t been on Bluesky for awhile because honestly? A lot of y’all are doomers and you get my blood pressure and cortisol up and then say “and there is nothing we can do.”
May 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The lie detector was invented by William Moulton Marsten, the creator of Wonder Woman. It’s actually not a reliable way to test lies because it measures sympathetic nervous system activation.
May 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
People are saying he’ll be pardoned but I’m not so sure. At the end of the day, no matter how much nazi ass he kisses, he’s probably just a f*g to them.
Breaking: George Santos, who conned his way to Congress before his colleagues expelled him, is headed to prison.

👉 politi.co/3RC8OMW
April 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Would you still love me if I did improv
April 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When is Mike Hadreas coming to Bluesky?! I need the shitposts
April 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I mainly use Reddit for when I want advice on things that are hard to find like the lesser known effects of HRT or something more highly specific.
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have been having muscle burning episodes with scary neurological symptoms. My wife convinced me to go to the doctor after one of them & I asked to get my lactase levels checked
April 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
After experiencing gastroparesis-type symptoms for I’m gonna say pretty much my whole life I finally have a gastric emptying study scheduled for May!
April 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who the fuck eats enough peeps that they are still on the market
April 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m all for mental health but only ever talking about pleasant subjects is not going well for us.
April 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Roommate’s cat likes to hold hands
April 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
RIP Jesus you woulda loved smoking a fat blunt
April 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Drop Dead Gorgeous is on tubi now. Some parts of it are still funny and some parts of it *really* don’t hold up
April 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
How are we supposed to function right now? I’m definitely losing it
April 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
People are literally arguing against this in the replies. We’re cooked lmao
April 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Here’s the thing. Church is, for many Americans, the only source of actual community and mutual aid and I think that’s at least part of the heart of the problem.
April 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If RFK says paying taxes is what makes someone human then I guess billionaires really aren’t human after all
April 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Baby you’re a firework (you were in the sky very briefly and entirely too loud about it)
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Much to my dismay, I am once again on Instagram. @hl.jasper
April 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you REALLY need Harry Potter books or merch for some reason, can you not get them second-hand?
April 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by J
April 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
1. Plenty of autistic people pay taxes and go on dates
2. Neither of those things determine whether or not someone “deserves” to live
April 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
From now on no one is allowed to tell me how much I should be pushing myself, ever. Currently bedbound because I pushed. I know my energy limits and I’m going to choose to start not pushing beyond them.
April 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Got some silicone no-tie laces for ppl w fine motor skill challenges and putting them in was such a strain on my hands that they’re unusable so 0/10, defeats the purpose
April 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Easter is on 4/20 this year ans I think Jesus would love that
April 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM