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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.

he/him
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
if TQ was a magic card
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
it was very difficult to start work today
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm trying to organize a bit and that involves going through my office and just finding... you know, things

here is easily the award winner for "coolest thing I found that I completely forgot I had"

like, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world coolest
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
for @regretagarbo.rip specifically
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
originally I was very anti Elf on the Shelf, I didn't like the idea of faux surveillance to encourage behaviors

but we just put ours in various "I don't understand how human society works" situations and I have my fun with it
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
a three-act play
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"I don't know what to tell you. That's the easiest way to describe it."
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
it's important to be prepared for all potential outcomes
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the game went on so long even the win probability algorithm was like "man fuck this I'm going to bed"
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
not even Halloween and they're already putting lights up on the [checks notes] local gas station combination car vacuum and compressed air tank
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
sir? sir.
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@regretagarbo.rip never forget
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
went to the park
October 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this was my immediate thought
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
@regretagarbo.rip I have some terrible news
September 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
September 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me on Friday when I click the link and find out you were being metaphorical
September 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
September 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"a discord message from a user named Jones!"
August 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
follow-up: if you stop being a cop, do you stop being a bastard? does the manner in which you no longer become a cop affect this?

basically is Somerset still a bastard assuming he still quits after watching Mills blast John Doe
August 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM