Jiffy
@jiffypop.bsky.social
I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.
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If crabs got drunk would they walk forwards
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If crabs got drunk would they walk forwards
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
"If the president's wearing a hat or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button, I'm hiding snakes in your car."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"If the president's wearing a hat or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button, I'm hiding snakes in your car."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
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I don't care what your excuse is for using Generative AI, I reserve the right to light you the fuck up for using it
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I don't care what your excuse is for using Generative AI, I reserve the right to light you the fuck up for using it
god the Tron: Legacy soundtrack is so good. the movie itself has plenty of flaws but the soundtrack is impeccable.
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
god the Tron: Legacy soundtrack is so good. the movie itself has plenty of flaws but the soundtrack is impeccable.
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Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after...
theonion.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
One day, we will complete our professional wrestler training and it'll be over for all you botches.
One day, we will have bleachers and it'll be over for all you benches.
One day the sea level will rise, and it will be all over for you beaches.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
One day, we will complete our professional wrestler training and it'll be over for all you botches.
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Photograph of Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair (1995).
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Photograph of Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair (1995).
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
lmao my town might be isolated from society thanks to flooding over all the roads out of town sometime tomorrow
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
lmao my town might be isolated from society thanks to flooding over all the roads out of town sometime tomorrow
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getting an ergonomic assessment for jerking off
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
getting an ergonomic assessment for jerking off
it was very difficult to start work today
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it was very difficult to start work today
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This is why I have been and will continue to remain a staunch Jimmy Fallon hater.
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is why I have been and will continue to remain a staunch Jimmy Fallon hater.
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
as an Eagles fan, I feel like Bill Murray when Larry Bird tells him "it's over, you can't play" at the end of Space Jam
...let's go Birds
...let's go Birds
The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
as an Eagles fan, I feel like Bill Murray when Larry Bird tells him "it's over, you can't play" at the end of Space Jam
...let's go Birds
...let's go Birds
I'm trying to organize a bit and that involves going through my office and just finding... you know, things
here is easily the award winner for "coolest thing I found that I completely forgot I had"
like, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world coolest
here is easily the award winner for "coolest thing I found that I completely forgot I had"
like, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world coolest
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm trying to organize a bit and that involves going through my office and just finding... you know, things
here is easily the award winner for "coolest thing I found that I completely forgot I had"
like, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world coolest
here is easily the award winner for "coolest thing I found that I completely forgot I had"
like, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world coolest
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WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide
King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.
www.4culture.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
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watching Tron: Legacy. It's not a perfect movie by any means but it's grown on me a bit, which makes me even more angry about how garbage Ares was.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
watching Tron: Legacy. It's not a perfect movie by any means but it's grown on me a bit, which makes me even more angry about how garbage Ares was.
@regretagarbo.rip getting the kids fast food and my daughter requested Pepsi, this is YOUR FAULT
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
@regretagarbo.rip getting the kids fast food and my daughter requested Pepsi, this is YOUR FAULT
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen