Jiffy
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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.
he/him
he/him
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Our best advice on how to find readers includes a special two-part series called "Finding Your First 100 Fans!" www.patreon.com/collection/1...
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Our best advice on how to find readers includes a special two-part series called "Finding Your First 100 Fans!" www.patreon.com/collection/1...
this is the Supermarket Sweep x NCAA football crossover we didn't know we needed
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
this is the Supermarket Sweep x NCAA football crossover we didn't know we needed
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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good morning from the Dorktown slack room
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
good morning from the Dorktown slack room
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Merry Truckmas
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry Truckmas
since the original is already down
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
since the original is already down
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if this post gets exactly 40 reposts we will give alex one day off for the holidays
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
if this post gets exactly 40 reposts we will give alex one day off for the holidays
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trying to write a bio on any sort of app is just a stark reminder that I'm boring as fuck
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
trying to write a bio on any sort of app is just a stark reminder that I'm boring as fuck
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social noticed that Hannah says she doesn't condone violence but doesn't specifically deny the accusation either 👀
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social noticed that Hannah says she doesn't condone violence but doesn't specifically deny the accusation either 👀
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shut it down. we've got a winner
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
shut it down. we've got a winner
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
If crabs got drunk would they walk forwards
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
If crabs got drunk would they walk forwards
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Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/
"If the president's wearing a hat or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button, I'm hiding snakes in your car."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"If the president's wearing a hat or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button, I'm hiding snakes in your car."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
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I don't care what your excuse is for using Generative AI, I reserve the right to light you the fuck up for using it
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I don't care what your excuse is for using Generative AI, I reserve the right to light you the fuck up for using it
god the Tron: Legacy soundtrack is so good. the movie itself has plenty of flaws but the soundtrack is impeccable.
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
god the Tron: Legacy soundtrack is so good. the movie itself has plenty of flaws but the soundtrack is impeccable.
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Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed
A 43 year old married father of two
He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland
No experience with guns
He was walking past
He has two bullets in his arm
One day, we will complete our professional wrestler training and it'll be over for all you botches.
One day, we will have bleachers and it'll be over for all you benches.
One day the sea level will rise, and it will be all over for you beaches.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
One day, we will complete our professional wrestler training and it'll be over for all you botches.
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Photograph of Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair (1995).
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Photograph of Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair (1995).