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I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.

he/him
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December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this is the Supermarket Sweep x NCAA football crossover we didn't know we needed
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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good morning from the Dorktown slack room
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Merry Truckmas
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
since the original is already down
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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if this post gets exactly 40 reposts we will give alex one day off for the holidays
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
trying to write a bio on any sort of app is just a stark reminder that I'm boring as fuck
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social noticed that Hannah says she doesn't condone violence but doesn't specifically deny the accusation either 👀
December 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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shut it down. we've got a winner
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If crabs got drunk would they walk forwards
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"If the president's wearing a hat or that thing's wearing a Bartlet button, I'm hiding snakes in your car."
"C'mon, don't say that, not even to joke."
"You're never gonna know where they are--
"Leo!"
"--or if you got 'em all out."
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I don't care what your excuse is for using Generative AI, I reserve the right to light you the fuck up for using it
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
god the Tron: Legacy soundtrack is so good. the movie itself has plenty of flaws but the soundtrack is impeccable.
December 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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7News Australia reports that the hero who jumped and disarmed one of the terrorist shooters

His name is Ahmed el-Ahmed

A 43 year old married father of two

He owns a fruit shop in Sutherland

No experience with guns

He was walking past

He has two bullets in his arm
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
One day, we will complete our professional wrestler training and it'll be over for all you botches.
One day, we will have bleachers and it'll be over for all you benches.
One day the sea level will rise, and it will be all over for you beaches.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Photograph of Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair (1995).
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM