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stringerplz.bsky.social
Traditional Godzilla Violence
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aka Laura from Work. I work for Penny Arcade on PAX but don't speak for them. She/her ((AND)) he/him. 🐠
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Traditional Godzilla Violence @stringerplz.bsky.social · Oct 31
PAX West 2025 Goof Banners (1/2) - I took forever posting these because I already posted them on the Club PA Patreon as well as a whole behind-the-scenes podcast about each of the designs.
Banner advertising "Divorced Vacations by Joan." Blue to purple gradient background, bright orange / salmon / mauve / teal accents. Very 90s. Images of people on vacation, and being alone or weirdly near each other, if not together. "Come wed or come alone, it doesn't matter: You'll wish you'd spent your entire life with our handsome waiters!" At the bottom is a man holding a tray with two glasses and a wine bottle. He looks very 90s, but not especially heartbreaking. He seems nice! Banner that appears to just be two horses grazing in midsummer beige-brown grass. In the finest possible contrast (barely visible) near the top, the words "hey buddy, did you eat lunch yet" White banner with black text and barely any graphics; there is one image with someone apparently wearing a motorcycle helmet and a dental apparatus keeping their mouth open. "MOUTHFEEL, from the creators of 3D ASMR. A new way to experience virtual reality. Have you ever seen but want taste? and but it's in computer? Well, that's what we do. Mouths were made for fillin and we've got all the fixins. Introducing Mouthfeel: "I gotta know." A huge arrow points to a QR that links to the wikipedia page for Michael Jordan's "stop it, get some help" meme. A Rider Alert banner for PAX Metro Transit, in blue, black, and white. "For the next two stops, this train will be a bus. It will then briefly be a T-Rex, a robot, and a cat. Regular service will resume at 7th Avenue."
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internethippo.bsky.social
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
stringerplz.bsky.social
Well I've got a Pixel phone so this v much sucks
pkashwan.bsky.social Dr. Prakash Kashwan @pkashwan.bsky.social · 21h
"Google says that if you upgrade, "your Google Photos data is used to infer your interests, relationships to people in your photos, and where you’ve been, including by associating your face with corresponding location data and timestamps.” www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...
Google Starts Scanning Your Photos For People And Places—Decision Time
Google's new Gemini offer is a game-changer — make sure you understand the risks.
www.forbes.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:16 PM
stringerplz.bsky.social
I verifiably did not instruct that Box 5 be left open but I'm gonna cause a ruckus anyway
Author looking down at camera stood against a box pillar at the the Palais Garnier, where the Phantom of the Opera legend comes from.
January 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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prisonculture.bsky.social
Good morning. I read this dispatch from a comrade in Minneapolis this morning and thought that some of you might appreciate it too.
TEXT: Out on patrol with two friends this morning and I kept seeing the beautiful web being woven in Minnesota right now. Not with new materials but woven with wisdom into what was already here. I could feel this net with my hands, this connection as we passed that group of three on the corner of Cedar and Lake, this connection as we listened to someone doing dispatch while their kid yelled in the room behind them. I thought of this today stopping by a locally beloved Mexican restaurant to grab some food for the family and having the owner step up with tears in his eyes and reflect on how much they feel cared for and then the security guard stepped over and asserted that this is what we do, we care for our own. He said, tell people we have them, we've got them and we will keep them safe. All of the worst stories you read are true and there are more of them than what shows up on social media, but there is also this, everything I am writing here in the same morning, driving over to northeast and a junior high has just done a walk out, they are lining a major road in their "are those pants they look like pajamas" clothes and all are holding signs and I am on the phone with someone and I burst into tears when I pass them. This is a net and I remember this very old fishing net someone showed me years ago, guiding my fingers to feel where the net had been repaired over and over again, like scars in the fibers that strengthen rather than break. ICE is sharp, knives that cut with small knicks and sometimes great full arm thrusts that shove and tear through this connected set of scars and fresh material and there are wounds and this is violence and some of you beloveds are being stopped on the road because of how you are read and I am not being stopped and none of this is ever ok and still, I feel the pull and tug of the net that is larger than anything I have experienced TEXT: before. Is there anyone in these cities not showing up in some way? I can't remember the last time I saw or heard anyone have words other than how can I show up? There is a net and it has always been here, it is always here, it's just that sometimes it's hard to see and all that is happening in Minneapolis is that some of the confusion is fading and what is visible is the link and weave and stumble and steady between us. May we keep repairing it as it frays, from those outside and from the rising tension we hold within and may this net grow with wisdom and may bodies tired of holding themselves up alone someday feel like they can relax into the steady certainty of something much bigger than the size of their skin.
January 17, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
we went down to the sawmill gravy barn and spoke to joe hick and bill gunfucker. you'll be pretttty surprised to see what they think about this subject they've never experienced
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
stringerplz.bsky.social
Please do not grimp on the branches of this remarkable arbre 😩😩😩 we keep telling you not to grimp and you just keep on grimping😭
A sign in French asking people not to climb on the branches of a very nice and old Japanese tree; it very politely says that you are thanked not to get on the branches but the French phrase is "nous vous remercions de ne pas grimper sur ses branches."
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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kierongillen.bsky.social
I was very annoyed at not winning the big penis prize (due to my penis size being rejected by the judges for some reason) but now the big penis prize winner has given me the big penis prize so now everyone knows I have the big penis.
January 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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houseofdarkly.bsky.social
Are you or someone you know in #gamedev an experienced game designer who also enjoys Job? Well, we have Job! Look at, share, consider applying for Job! Have a good time with Job™ apply.workable.com/jackbox-game...
Senior Game Designer - Jackbox Games
Jackbox Games is looking for a Senior Game Designer to join our team!Who are We?Jackbox is a mid-sized game studio (~80 people) best known for our Jackbox Party Pack franchise: a set of five social pa...
apply.workable.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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nicolecarpenter.bsky.social
Last week, I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, on a publication I don't write for. It sent me down a very strange rabbit hole involving a mysterious content publisher. There's a lot I don't understand, but here's what I know:

aftermath.site/nicole-carpe...
I'm Not That Nicole Carpenter
I got a corrections request for a story I didn't write, and it pulled me down a journalism rabbit hole.
aftermath.site
January 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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jamellebouie.net
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
ryanhatesthis.bsky.social Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 2d
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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crisppyboat.ca
Animal Crossing
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
stringerplz.bsky.social
Hey Washingtonians: I'm asking you to sign in PRO for HB 2100, a payroll tax for wealthy corps that passes that $ to healthcare, education, and housing.

Here the link: app.leg.wa.gov/csi/House?se...

Wanna go a lil farther? Message your legislators! Let's rouse our elected rabble.
CSI
app.leg.wa.gov
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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bradlander.bsky.social
ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it.

We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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marceeeeeeeeeel.bsky.social
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
And that’s a guarantee!
An illustration featuring a black cat with the text “my cat will live forever”
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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housegoblin.bsky.social
me when I forget to eat all day: I hate everyone also why do I have a headache
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
We cannot help every Palestinian that exists — it’s **impossible** as we are A) bombarded by the ramifications of what our country has allowed to happen to them and B) most of us barely have the money, time, money or resources to care for ourselves in the wake of what fascists are doing to us and—
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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parkesland.bsky.social
The magnitude of the hypocrisy of Britain's trans moral panic has few better examples than the 3-metre tall adverts for testosterone tests featured on the Tube this month.

HRT is so safe and life affirming you can start a business *encouraging* people to get it.

Cis people, that is.
An advert in a London Tube stop for men's hormones.
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
typical ai use case
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy is at a restaurant. Pink Guy is the waiter serving him. Blue Guy is holding his phone up to his face and shouting obnoxiously, “Gemini, what food does this place have?” Waiter: “Sir, we have a menu” Panel 2: Blue Guy continues into phone: “Gemini, what burgers do they do?” Waiter: “You can check the menu” Panel 3: Blue Guy: “Gemini, pizza options?” Waiter, looking at the menu on the table in front of the Blue Guy: “It’s literally right there” Panel 4: Blue Guy: “Gemini, spaghetti, yes or no?” Waiter: Rotate your eyeballs 45 degrees downward
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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jovishark.bsky.social
NOT HELPFUL
my cat curled up on top of the laptop i am fixing
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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kortizart.bsky.social
HELL YEAH!!

Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!

And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!

So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
🙌🙌💖💖💖
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d
San Diego Comic-Con will no longer allow AI 'art' to be displayed at their event

"Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show"

This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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willowsquest.co.uk
Scientific observation 🤔
A square chart with corners labeled HUMAN, FURRY, MONSTER, and "FERAL"/ANIMAL. it has various sliding-scale examples of the various ways sexy character appeals can present among the overlap between monsterfuckers and furries. The human corner has a guy labeled "That's Todd", the Animal corner has a dog labeled "That's a dog", the furry corner has an anthro wolf labeled "a dog with a 6-pack", and monster has a pile of eyes and wiggles labeled "eldritch"
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
stringerplz.bsky.social
A real live human stood near me in a crowded gallery surrounded by Van Goghs and declaimed "I heard he was crazy! Like, really crazy!" And did not wither into a pile of twigs immediately thereafter which I think is proof the world is unjust
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
golden utmost

(11 minutes)
PANEL 1: A duck is angrily pointing to a phone in a puddle in a room. A rat is looking suspiciously. DUCK: "Why is my beloved smartphone, father of woes and mother of novelties, sitting in a puddle of piss?" PANEL 2: The rat confidently speaks. RAT: "Tis true, good sir, I have authored this consequence and pursued it with the golden utmost of my body's own kettle." PANEL 3: The duck picks up the dripping phone in disgust. RAT (off panel): "And such redress I sought due to your clumsy mistagging in bulk of our shared Plex server, thou oaf and slopjobber!"
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
stringerplz.bsky.social
I don't know who he is and I don't want him explained to me but why the hell would anyone take advice from someone named Buckminster Fuller? That's the kind of name you give a dilator brand not a quotes dot com king
January 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM