Chickens run around a while after their head is cut off.

Hey, you never know. It could be an older couple with only 10-12 houses.

Also us olds who just sold a house to a private equity firm for cash.

I'm 77. The skin on my hands has gotten very thin, and this can lead to bruising and even tearing. It doesn't mean I'm on death's door! According to the SSA, a 77 year old white male can expect to live another 10 years.

Every profession should have to answer a quiz on their way out. Contractors could be asked how much driveway a cubic yard of concrete will cover. Doctors could be asked obscure anatomy questions. Politicians could be asked how much cash will fit in a paper bag.

Maybe we could update the sand traps with some water features. With alligators!

I made this during his first term. The blonde is Paula Jones of the prosperity gospel. How are supposed christian fundamentalists supporting the antithesis of the lessons in the Gospel?

Wear gloves.

Mayberry was darker than you realize. Most people don't realize that Opie didn't have a mother because Andy murdered her and made Barney Fife cover it up. And Aunt Bea... Whose aunt was she, anyway?

"Respect" would mean reconstituting the Soviet Union, which is understandable. What is harder to understand is why Trump supports this.

Ever since they realized that Bayer Heroin™ was NOT a very good cure for the "soldier's disease" of a morphine habit, big Pharm has been busy trying to make drugs that lessen pain without the "euphoria" associated with addiction. Sounds like they've succeeded.

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Roxie the terrier and Bella the Beagle.

You are SO cynical! I'm sure there is a good explanation somewhere. Maybe up Don Jr's nose.

The Russians only joke about releasing the Kompromat. They are having too much fun with it.