Will 🎄
@wmjones.bsky.social
Nerdy guy, interested in computers and technology 🖥️, science 🧪, space 🪐. Casual runner 🏃🏻♂️. I mostly post silly stuff on here.
As the technical person in my family, my FIL always asks me to fix stuff around his house. He has an Alexa and several smart bulbs and smart plugs that stop working periodically. A few years ago they built a small addition on their house that they call “the cabin”.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
As the technical person in my family, my FIL always asks me to fix stuff around his house. He has an Alexa and several smart bulbs and smart plugs that stop working periodically. A few years ago they built a small addition on their house that they call “the cabin”.
FIL just announced he uses “the vibrator” in bed to “loosen up the back”. Happy for him.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
FIL just announced he uses “the vibrator” in bed to “loosen up the back”. Happy for him.
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Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why, here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock.
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I wrote a lil poem, happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I wrote a lil poem, happy Thanksgiving 🦃
It was a cold one! 🥶 🧊
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It was a cold one! 🥶 🧊
Baked up a storm yesterday and made various pies and bread.
5k this morning, and then off to the feast.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃
5k this morning, and then off to the feast.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Baked up a storm yesterday and made various pies and bread.
5k this morning, and then off to the feast.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃
5k this morning, and then off to the feast.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃
😭 😭 😭
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
😭 😭 😭
The secret to a good pumpkin pie is some cardamom. Fresh roasted pumpkin helps too.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The secret to a good pumpkin pie is some cardamom. Fresh roasted pumpkin helps too.
Justice is sweet.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Justice is sweet.
I’m going to weigh in n the pie discourse: pie is good. I like pie. Pastry crust is one of our finest creations but I will not speak ill of crushed graham crackers or chocolate cookies. Pie fillings are great, all delicious in their own ways. That is all. 🥧
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m going to weigh in n the pie discourse: pie is good. I like pie. Pastry crust is one of our finest creations but I will not speak ill of crushed graham crackers or chocolate cookies. Pie fillings are great, all delicious in their own ways. That is all. 🥧
Whom amongst us…
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Whom amongst us…
“I saw you from across the room and I hate your vibe.”
I reject the AI booster insistence that you must understand any and everything about the tech to make even the tiniest critique, if they can be vibe coders I can be a vibe hater
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“I saw you from across the room and I hate your vibe.”
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
Byzantine lacing.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Byzantine lacing.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
One of our dogs has a PDA. She had her cardiologist appointment today and for the first time they didn’t detect any irregular blood flow, and her heart shrank again from the last checkup! ❤️ 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
One of our dogs has a PDA. She had her cardiologist appointment today and for the first time they didn’t detect any irregular blood flow, and her heart shrank again from the last checkup! ❤️ 🥹
I may need to create a roasted garlic squash curry pie for research purposes.
My aunt who famously can’t cook tried to make a pumpkin pie. She didn’t know what cloves were, so she put garlic cloves in it. Whole.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I may need to create a roasted garlic squash curry pie for research purposes.
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29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
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well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
Is it too late to bring up that Charlie Brown was my Halloween costume?
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Is it too late to bring up that Charlie Brown was my Halloween costume?
I’ve heard bald and questionable fashion sense are in now…
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ve heard bald and questionable fashion sense are in now…
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM