The American Dream
@jimborad.bsky.social
And there were two bad people: one was John Wayne and he’s dead, brother. And the other one’s right here.
Things Jeff loves:
His chicken fried
Cold Beer on a Friday night
Pair of Jeans that fit just right
The radio up
Listening to the Zac Brown Band
His chicken fried
Cold Beer on a Friday night
Pair of Jeans that fit just right
The radio up
Listening to the Zac Brown Band
That dumb ass chicken fried song makes me want to throat punch whoever wrote it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Things Jeff loves:
His chicken fried
Cold Beer on a Friday night
Pair of Jeans that fit just right
The radio up
Listening to the Zac Brown Band
His chicken fried
Cold Beer on a Friday night
Pair of Jeans that fit just right
The radio up
Listening to the Zac Brown Band
Won’t or can’t run block. Won’t go over the middle. Can’t catch anything with heat on it. Trade him to SF so he can get back to catching Mac’s soft tosses.
The Jaguars are listening on calls for WR Brian Thomas Jr., even if a move feels highly unlikely. They’re also shopping for defense.
More trade intel: www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
More trade intel: www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Won’t or can’t run block. Won’t go over the middle. Can’t catch anything with heat on it. Trade him to SF so he can get back to catching Mac’s soft tosses.
Fuck the world, go Jags! We want all the smoke you fucking 49er fucks! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvaaaaaalllllll!
September 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Fuck the world, go Jags! We want all the smoke you fucking 49er fucks! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvaaaaaalllllll!
Friendly reminder, you don’t have to fake grief, support and outrage for a piece of shit that wouldn’t do the same if he looked at your voter registration card. Because if he saw the D word on yours, celebrate your death with his buddies.
September 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Friendly reminder, you don’t have to fake grief, support and outrage for a piece of shit that wouldn’t do the same if he looked at your voter registration card. Because if he saw the D word on yours, celebrate your death with his buddies.
You’re out of your McFucking Mind thinking I will ever pay $5 for a snack wrap, @mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social
1 McCrispy tender
Lettuce
Cheese
Sauce
Tortilla
That’s a Ray Croc of shit.
1 McCrispy tender
Lettuce
Cheese
Sauce
Tortilla
That’s a Ray Croc of shit.
July 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You’re out of your McFucking Mind thinking I will ever pay $5 for a snack wrap, @mcdonaldsjp.bsky.social
1 McCrispy tender
Lettuce
Cheese
Sauce
Tortilla
That’s a Ray Croc of shit.
1 McCrispy tender
Lettuce
Cheese
Sauce
Tortilla
That’s a Ray Croc of shit.
My kids hate turning off the lights more than Republicans hate helping the less fortunate, President Dumbfuck hates exercise and Autistic Nazi hates contraception. Combined.
donald trump is giving a speech in front of american flags and says " turn off the lights "
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech in front of american flags and says " turn off the lights "
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July 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My kids hate turning off the lights more than Republicans hate helping the less fortunate, President Dumbfuck hates exercise and Autistic Nazi hates contraception. Combined.
Friendly reminder from your old pal Jimbo: wear sun protection as much as possible. Otherwise you might end up like me and have to get cancer cut out of you every couple of months. For the rest of your days on Earth.
#ChicksDigScars
#ChicksDigScars
March 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Friendly reminder from your old pal Jimbo: wear sun protection as much as possible. Otherwise you might end up like me and have to get cancer cut out of you every couple of months. For the rest of your days on Earth.
#ChicksDigScars
#ChicksDigScars
This is an anti Jaguars account moving forward. These fucking losers will never get it right.
March 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is an anti Jaguars account moving forward. These fucking losers will never get it right.
Second time visiting Raleigh, can’t say enough good things. They have exactly what your mom is looking for.
February 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Second time visiting Raleigh, can’t say enough good things. They have exactly what your mom is looking for.
With all the Elon layoffs and all the airplane disasters, are there enough agents to investigate all of them?
February 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
With all the Elon layoffs and all the airplane disasters, are there enough agents to investigate all of them?
What are things Tom says to Ben every day about ICE
Severance is so fucking good
February 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What are things Tom says to Ben every day about ICE
We had a great evening celebrating Ben
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We had a great evening celebrating Ben
Hanging with my pal on his 41st
February 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hanging with my pal on his 41st
We had 4 god damn years of embarrassing press conference and 51% of the voting public decided they wanted 4 more because eggs were expensive. This is why I welcome nuclear winter.
This press conference on the DC crash is an embarrassment. Just a lot of rambling.
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We had 4 god damn years of embarrassing press conference and 51% of the voting public decided they wanted 4 more because eggs were expensive. This is why I welcome nuclear winter.
Even if the Jags had hired Coen after the first interview I don’t think the Bucs would have let him hire any of their assistants.
Which is their prerogative, as Bobby Brown would say.
Which is their prerogative, as Bobby Brown would say.
January 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Even if the Jags had hired Coen after the first interview I don’t think the Bucs would have let him hire any of their assistants.
Which is their prerogative, as Bobby Brown would say.
Which is their prerogative, as Bobby Brown would say.
That would require you to move back to Jax. You’re not doing that. 😒
I am available
Any truth to the rumors that Liam Coen wants to interview Giuseppe Stromboli for Jags OC?
January 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That would require you to move back to Jax. You’re not doing that. 😒
So who else got their groin ultrasound’d this morning while being tortured with extremist radio playing as your soundtrack? Just me?
a man in a suit and tie says yaaay
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says yaaay
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
So who else got their groin ultrasound’d this morning while being tortured with extremist radio playing as your soundtrack? Just me?
Needless to say, I don’t foresee myself here for very long. Because I don’t give one single fuck about video game development and that is literally all I see.
January 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Needless to say, I don’t foresee myself here for very long. Because I don’t give one single fuck about video game development and that is literally all I see.
This god forsaken app asked my interests when I created my account. Had I known every 3rd post I see would be about video games, I would have never said they interest me. JFC
a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses in front of a microphone and says chill out bro
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses in front of a microphone and says chill out bro
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This god forsaken app asked my interests when I created my account. Had I known every 3rd post I see would be about video games, I would have never said they interest me. JFC
He finally opened the Dr Seuss collection me and the Boys got him last year for his birthday. 🥹
Folks I’m going to be real old with you for a moment. Instead of doom scrolling on my phone, I’ve started to read before bed most nights.
January 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
He finally opened the Dr Seuss collection me and the Boys got him last year for his birthday. 🥹
My irrational hatred of all things Buffalo has me rooting for Mahomes and the Chiefs. And just so we’re clear it’s been fuck Buffalo since 91. Go sit in the corner and watch your wife get fucked again, you dickless cucks.
January 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My irrational hatred of all things Buffalo has me rooting for Mahomes and the Chiefs. And just so we’re clear it’s been fuck Buffalo since 91. Go sit in the corner and watch your wife get fucked again, you dickless cucks.
Got to see almost all my people tonight. Dr Gage, Kelli, and The Heeters couldn’t make it to Ocho’s 50th but otherwise it was a great evening.
January 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Got to see almost all my people tonight. Dr Gage, Kelli, and The Heeters couldn’t make it to Ocho’s 50th but otherwise it was a great evening.
The worst part about getting old is waking up before 6am for no reason. No matter what time you go to bed.
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The worst part about getting old is waking up before 6am for no reason. No matter what time you go to bed.
When I eventually die of cancer of everything, I want everybody to remember that I was the friend that was always down for excess. Which makes sense.
January 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
When I eventually die of cancer of everything, I want everybody to remember that I was the friend that was always down for excess. Which makes sense.
When you show up to Joey’s place of business, this hangs in the lobby.
January 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When you show up to Joey’s place of business, this hangs in the lobby.