The Design Guy
@jimmy2fonts.bsky.social
Design Thinker. Educator. Mentor. Storyteller. Curator of common sense. Don’t be weird - that’s my job.
Member-at-Large of the New Resistance. 🆁🅴🆂🅸🆂🆃. 💙💙💙🇺🇸
𝔐𝔶 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔱.
Member-at-Large of the New Resistance. 🆁🅴🆂🅸🆂🆃. 💙💙💙🇺🇸
𝔐𝔶 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔱.
Old men in shorts racing around Wegmans with their little half-pint shopping carts is not what I expected to encounter on this 36-degree morning, but it’s that time of the season.
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Old men in shorts racing around Wegmans with their little half-pint shopping carts is not what I expected to encounter on this 36-degree morning, but it’s that time of the season.
Too bad redaction isn’t 3D.
Introducing SpongeBlob BlackSquare
“The black void is a window to his soul”
“The black void is a window to his soul”
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Too bad redaction isn’t 3D.
When do the 500% off sales start at the mall?
a black background with a red explosion and the words sale sale sale
ALT: a black background with a red explosion and the words sale sale sale
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
When do the 500% off sales start at the mall?
He knows that no one will ever name anything after him except a sewage plant, so he’s slapping his name on things now, trying to convince himself he’s worthy.
That’s how you know he’s worthless.
That’s how you know he’s worthless.
December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He knows that no one will ever name anything after him except a sewage plant, so he’s slapping his name on things now, trying to convince himself he’s worthy.
That’s how you know he’s worthless.
That’s how you know he’s worthless.
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Ineptotism (verb)
[in-ep-ta-tism]
1. Describes the hiring of an unqualified individual by another unqualified individual
based on favoritism and incompetence.
2. See also — The current Regime’s administration.
[in-ep-ta-tism]
1. Describes the hiring of an unqualified individual by another unqualified individual
based on favoritism and incompetence.
2. See also — The current Regime’s administration.
Conspiracy podcaster and inexplicably FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino has informed colleagues that he intends to step down from his role early next year.
The hunt is on for a completely unqualified successor.
The hunt is on for a completely unqualified successor.
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ineptotism (verb)
[in-ep-ta-tism]
1. Describes the hiring of an unqualified individual by another unqualified individual
based on favoritism and incompetence.
2. See also — The current Regime’s administration.
[in-ep-ta-tism]
1. Describes the hiring of an unqualified individual by another unqualified individual
based on favoritism and incompetence.
2. See also — The current Regime’s administration.
Who?
JUST IN: Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino confirms he is RESIGNING
December 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Who?
“You do, too.”
Bam.
Bam.
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“You do, too.”
Bam.
Bam.
Nothing works correctly or is built properly. Nothing.
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Nothing works correctly or is built properly. Nothing.
Giving K$H a run for his money.
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Giving K$H a run for his money.
Tell us it’s time to hit the silk without telling us it’s time to hit the silk.
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tell us it’s time to hit the silk without telling us it’s time to hit the silk.
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Not that it's not appalling enough, but this is an official US Government post, paid for by our federal tax dollars.
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not that it's not appalling enough, but this is an official US Government post, paid for by our federal tax dollars.
As if 2025 couldn’t suck enough.
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
As if 2025 couldn’t suck enough.
I say we kill it.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
December 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I say we kill it.
My MIL just called the East Wing reconstruction the “Alcatraz Ballroom” because he’s going to fill it with his criminal cronies.
a white house with an american flag on top
ALT: a white house with an american flag on top
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December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My MIL just called the East Wing reconstruction the “Alcatraz Ballroom” because he’s going to fill it with his criminal cronies.
You know damned well he’ll go to bed tonight wearing it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You know damned well he’ll go to bed tonight wearing it.
I propose that the besotted trash panda be designated the Commonwealth of Virginia's state mammal and the state motto be changed to Ita Semper Ad Liquorem.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I propose that the besotted trash panda be designated the Commonwealth of Virginia's state mammal and the state motto be changed to Ita Semper Ad Liquorem.
I sometimes wonder what life would be like in the U.S. had Ronald Reagan not repealed the Mental Health Systems Act of 1980.
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I sometimes wonder what life would be like in the U.S. had Ronald Reagan not repealed the Mental Health Systems Act of 1980.
Hegseth will resign with a full pardon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hegseth will resign with a full pardon.
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Just In: Pete Hegseth seeks to distance himself from himself.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just In: Pete Hegseth seeks to distance himself from himself.
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Advice from the Rutabaga Mash Prep King (me): Chop that puppy up by whacking a steel cleaver through it with a rubber mallet.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Advice from the Rutabaga Mash Prep King (me): Chop that puppy up by whacking a steel cleaver through it with a rubber mallet.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
At first blush, AI seems to be nothing but horrible chatbots, shitty search results, and truly bizarre images. But I do admit I like some of the cat videos.
a cat is standing on its hind legs on a table next to a toilet paper roll .
ALT: a cat is standing on its hind legs on a table next to a toilet paper roll .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
At first blush, AI seems to be nothing but horrible chatbots, shitty search results, and truly bizarre images. But I do admit I like some of the cat videos.
I'm so glad I went back to college to get my MFA so I could teach PROFESSIONAL DESIGN PRACTICES to undergrad and grad design students.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying you think you 're dealing with an amateur
ALT: an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying you think you 're dealing with an amateur
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm so glad I went back to college to get my MFA so I could teach PROFESSIONAL DESIGN PRACTICES to undergrad and grad design students.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
What, and I mean this sincerely, the holy fuck is this shit?
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What, and I mean this sincerely, the holy fuck is this shit?
So, where are the files?
a black and white photo of a little boy sitting at a desk with the words `` still waiting '' written above him .
ALT: a black and white photo of a little boy sitting at a desk with the words `` still waiting '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So, where are the files?