Jimmy Faseler
@jimmyfaseler.bsky.social
Nothing I write will be significant
Just me ordering a Malort on the rocks at the Delta Sky Lounge at 6:30am
March 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Just me ordering a Malort on the rocks at the Delta Sky Lounge at 6:30am
There is no word for “a group of adults standing outside a building waiting for the doors to be unlocked, only for someone to eventually try to open the door and discover it’s been unlocked the whole time and everyone just assumed someone else tried the door and it was locked.
And that’s a shame.
And that’s a shame.
January 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There is no word for “a group of adults standing outside a building waiting for the doors to be unlocked, only for someone to eventually try to open the door and discover it’s been unlocked the whole time and everyone just assumed someone else tried the door and it was locked.
And that’s a shame.
And that’s a shame.
My mom is in town and doesn't know when the Chiefs game starts. What would be the craziest Chiefs game I could put on for her to watch thinking it's live?
January 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My mom is in town and doesn't know when the Chiefs game starts. What would be the craziest Chiefs game I could put on for her to watch thinking it's live?
It’s fun to be Santa
December 9, 2024 at 12:33 AM
It’s fun to be Santa
Not a paid endorsement.
December 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Not a paid endorsement.
Wife and I are watching the Chiefs Hallmark movie. Bored my mind they chose Independence.
It is kinda funny for me to imagine someone from out of town thinking, "wow, I gotta go to this quaint KC suburb called 'Independence' when I visit KC for my first Chiefs game"
It is kinda funny for me to imagine someone from out of town thinking, "wow, I gotta go to this quaint KC suburb called 'Independence' when I visit KC for my first Chiefs game"
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Wife and I are watching the Chiefs Hallmark movie. Bored my mind they chose Independence.
It is kinda funny for me to imagine someone from out of town thinking, "wow, I gotta go to this quaint KC suburb called 'Independence' when I visit KC for my first Chiefs game"
It is kinda funny for me to imagine someone from out of town thinking, "wow, I gotta go to this quaint KC suburb called 'Independence' when I visit KC for my first Chiefs game"
Chargers have the ball with 45 second left in the 4th. Down 21 to 20, they need to gain 8 yards for field goal range. They attempt a trick play that incurs a penalty we've never heard of before, because of some weird rule back in 1912, the penalty causes an involuntary forfeit.
Chiefs win.
Chiefs win.
November 30, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Chargers have the ball with 45 second left in the 4th. Down 21 to 20, they need to gain 8 yards for field goal range. They attempt a trick play that incurs a penalty we've never heard of before, because of some weird rule back in 1912, the penalty causes an involuntary forfeit.
Chiefs win.
Chiefs win.
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Next week the Chiefs will win by pulling the sword of Gryffindor out of the Sorting Hat at the last second to bat down a pass and get a turnover on downs.
November 29, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Next week the Chiefs will win by pulling the sword of Gryffindor out of the Sorting Hat at the last second to bat down a pass and get a turnover on downs.
One time I told the TSA agent patting me down that they missed a spot. They didn’t laugh
November 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
One time I told the TSA agent patting me down that they missed a spot. They didn’t laugh
In an effort to make Bluesky as a
appealing as possible, what sort of content do you need from me?
A) fart sounds (authentic)
B) fart sounds (AI)
C) Bill Cosby Impressions
D) food hacks
E) jokes that don’t land
appealing as possible, what sort of content do you need from me?
A) fart sounds (authentic)
B) fart sounds (AI)
C) Bill Cosby Impressions
D) food hacks
E) jokes that don’t land
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
In an effort to make Bluesky as a
appealing as possible, what sort of content do you need from me?
A) fart sounds (authentic)
B) fart sounds (AI)
C) Bill Cosby Impressions
D) food hacks
E) jokes that don’t land
appealing as possible, what sort of content do you need from me?
A) fart sounds (authentic)
B) fart sounds (AI)
C) Bill Cosby Impressions
D) food hacks
E) jokes that don’t land
There’s a dude in Delta Sky Lounge that’s absolutely finger blasting an excel doc, while wearing an EBITDA hoody.
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
There’s a dude in Delta Sky Lounge that’s absolutely finger blasting an excel doc, while wearing an EBITDA hoody.
Failed Kansas Governor Candidate Derek Schmidt was in the tsa precheck line with me. I squeezed out a fart that he’d have to walk through at the metal detector.
November 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Failed Kansas Governor Candidate Derek Schmidt was in the tsa precheck line with me. I squeezed out a fart that he’d have to walk through at the metal detector.
Seems like Butker leans a little too far right…
September 23, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Seems like Butker leans a little too far right…
These weekend temperatures are ridiculous. You have to be an idiot to go to the game. I’ll be in section 305.
January 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
These weekend temperatures are ridiculous. You have to be an idiot to go to the game. I’ll be in section 305.
While snacking on peanuts, I decided to save the little clitoris things, or legunum, to the end. Just curious if they tasted any different than the rest of the peanut.
They absolutely are different. Super bitter, taste almost like chlorine. Definitely reminded me of the smell of an indoor pool.
They absolutely are different. Super bitter, taste almost like chlorine. Definitely reminded me of the smell of an indoor pool.
January 7, 2024 at 10:46 PM
While snacking on peanuts, I decided to save the little clitoris things, or legunum, to the end. Just curious if they tasted any different than the rest of the peanut.
They absolutely are different. Super bitter, taste almost like chlorine. Definitely reminded me of the smell of an indoor pool.
They absolutely are different. Super bitter, taste almost like chlorine. Definitely reminded me of the smell of an indoor pool.
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Millie hasn’t been a big fan of me all morning, so I got her some cheese and now she loves me unconditionally.
December 2, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Millie hasn’t been a big fan of me all morning, so I got her some cheese and now she loves me unconditionally.
I heard Henry Kissinger hated blood donations. If you really want to tell the world how much you hated the guy, you should consider donating.
November 30, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I heard Henry Kissinger hated blood donations. If you really want to tell the world how much you hated the guy, you should consider donating.
October 31, 2023 at 10:57 PM
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers have been eliminated from NBA playoff contention
October 31, 2023 at 1:33 PM
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers have been eliminated from NBA playoff contention
Went to early vote today. I researched mayor and city council. Totally dropped the ball for school board. But a quick Google search made it apparent who supported LGBT students and who did not.
Thanks Google.
Thanks Google.
October 30, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Went to early vote today. I researched mayor and city council. Totally dropped the ball for school board. But a quick Google search made it apparent who supported LGBT students and who did not.
Thanks Google.
Thanks Google.
I wanted to do just one thing better than Travis Kelce, so I got three vaccines today: Covid, flu, and tetanus.
Gotta love a three way.
Gotta love a three way.
October 24, 2023 at 8:38 PM
I wanted to do just one thing better than Travis Kelce, so I got three vaccines today: Covid, flu, and tetanus.
Gotta love a three way.
Gotta love a three way.
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there's a poor penn state-commanders fan out there somewhere that has seen one converted third down from their teams all weekend
October 22, 2023 at 7:22 PM
there's a poor penn state-commanders fan out there somewhere that has seen one converted third down from their teams all weekend
Another 8 weeks down another blood donation. The past two times have been in a “helicopter bag” which is still so cool to think about. It’s specially designed for blood transfusions in the air.
October 12, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Another 8 weeks down another blood donation. The past two times have been in a “helicopter bag” which is still so cool to think about. It’s specially designed for blood transfusions in the air.