Jameson Rogers
@jimmyruggs.bsky.social
I think I’m still a comedian, but now I write way more than I drink.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
I teared up recounting the last two
episodes of Malcolm in the middle. Then I teared up again recounting how I teared up recounting the last two episodes of Malcolm in the middle.
episodes of Malcolm in the middle. Then I teared up again recounting how I teared up recounting the last two episodes of Malcolm in the middle.
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I teared up recounting the last two
episodes of Malcolm in the middle. Then I teared up again recounting how I teared up recounting the last two episodes of Malcolm in the middle.
episodes of Malcolm in the middle. Then I teared up again recounting how I teared up recounting the last two episodes of Malcolm in the middle.
If the list was “top 100 dudes married to Disney princesses but could still be mistaken for an old boot after an hourlong conversation,” I would understand, but…
July 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If the list was “top 100 dudes married to Disney princesses but could still be mistaken for an old boot after an hourlong conversation,” I would understand, but…
This whole thing is making me laugh so hard. @scottaukerman.bsky.social rules
Well it finally happened- my wife LEFT me because she’s tired of being married to a pathetic loser who spends his day being cyber bullied by teens (not to mention hanging out in the garage meticulously arranging his matryoshka dolls into Jan. 6 poses). She wants a REAL MAN, and who can blame her??
Typical of a frustrated guy who, despite helping talented people like Zach Galafianakis, never got the same spotlight. Take Between Two Ferns for example; Zach is the star; who cares about Scott?
July 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This whole thing is making me laugh so hard. @scottaukerman.bsky.social rules
Of all the fucked up things happening right now, I think the most baffling is how humorless some Spider-Man fans are turning out to be
July 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Of all the fucked up things happening right now, I think the most baffling is how humorless some Spider-Man fans are turning out to be
Coward’s Broadcasting System?
July 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Coward’s Broadcasting System?
I’m finally ready to admit that between the years of 2010 and 2023, if you asked me if I had seen three movies that I hadn’t seen, I would tell you I saw the third one, “but it’s been a while.”
July 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m finally ready to admit that between the years of 2010 and 2023, if you asked me if I had seen three movies that I hadn’t seen, I would tell you I saw the third one, “but it’s been a while.”
Idk who I have to ask, but I really want a series of live-action flintstones shirts starring @gabrusky.bsky.social and Kyle Kinane as Fred & Barney.
May 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Idk who I have to ask, but I really want a series of live-action flintstones shirts starring @gabrusky.bsky.social and Kyle Kinane as Fred & Barney.
I once heard an actress on a podcast (I think it was Ileana Douglas on WTF) say multiple times “My friend, Elias Koteas” so I filed it away in my mind as the way friends of Elias Koteas say “Elias Koteas” and I don’t know if that’s right but @blankcheck.bsky.social has never said it that way.
May 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I once heard an actress on a podcast (I think it was Ileana Douglas on WTF) say multiple times “My friend, Elias Koteas” so I filed it away in my mind as the way friends of Elias Koteas say “Elias Koteas” and I don’t know if that’s right but @blankcheck.bsky.social has never said it that way.
Silly question for anybody: You know you can form your own opinion and not just adopt whatever the loudest person in the room is saying, right?
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Silly question for anybody: You know you can form your own opinion and not just adopt whatever the loudest person in the room is saying, right?
This is the kind of always-acknowledging-Columbo content I’m here for.
Missing scene from THE PRINCESS BRIDE:
End of the movie, as he gets up, Grandpa pats his coat as if he's forgotten something. He starts to leave, he turns around and says, "Just one more thing..."
And then he proves how the Grandson was the real killer.
End of the movie, as he gets up, Grandpa pats his coat as if he's forgotten something. He starts to leave, he turns around and says, "Just one more thing..."
And then he proves how the Grandson was the real killer.
May 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is the kind of always-acknowledging-Columbo content I’m here for.
I had a dream that people couldn’t speak unless they actually know what the fuck they were talking about. Is this a good sequel pitch for Liar Liar?
May 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I had a dream that people couldn’t speak unless they actually know what the fuck they were talking about. Is this a good sequel pitch for Liar Liar?
Happy May second. Remember to deliberate on getting another helping.
May 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy May second. Remember to deliberate on getting another helping.
Watching the twilight zone again:
“You owe for six drinks and a sandwich. That’s $3.80.”
🤯
“You owe for six drinks and a sandwich. That’s $3.80.”
🤯
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Watching the twilight zone again:
“You owe for six drinks and a sandwich. That’s $3.80.”
🤯
“You owe for six drinks and a sandwich. That’s $3.80.”
🤯
Every once in a while, I’ll download Facebook again. I’ll scroll for like three minutes and invariably decide I’d just rather not know anyone.
May 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Every once in a while, I’ll download Facebook again. I’ll scroll for like three minutes and invariably decide I’d just rather not know anyone.
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Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯!
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
"You journalists need to get your balls back"
I’m watching Aquaman 2. If you made this movie for $100million cheaper and made it about Momoa’s Lobo rescuing Patrick Wilson’s Aquaman to collect a bounty, I’d probably watch this once a year.
March 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m watching Aquaman 2. If you made this movie for $100million cheaper and made it about Momoa’s Lobo rescuing Patrick Wilson’s Aquaman to collect a bounty, I’d probably watch this once a year.
The new #daredevil show rules so far. Every actor carried over from thennetflix years continue to bring it. Michael Gandolfini is doing an incredible job. And Charlie Hudson III (who I don’t think I had seen in anything before) blew the roof off the thing. Phenomenal performance.
March 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The new #daredevil show rules so far. Every actor carried over from thennetflix years continue to bring it. Michael Gandolfini is doing an incredible job. And Charlie Hudson III (who I don’t think I had seen in anything before) blew the roof off the thing. Phenomenal performance.
Whew! I was getting worried about this matchup.
It ended up being preeeetty close, but Spike Lee (aka Inside Mad) ended up victorious in yesterday's matchup!
I have no idea who's going to win in the Elite Eight battle between him and PTA...
I have no idea who's going to win in the Elite Eight battle between him and PTA...
March 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Whew! I was getting worried about this matchup.
Wow. This is so good.
My Cool Friend Michelle
The kids at school misunderstood Trachtenberg. In our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.
www.vulture.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wow. This is so good.
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 takes place in 2025. And it’s so much less ridiculous and infuriating than the real 2025.
March 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 takes place in 2025. And it’s so much less ridiculous and infuriating than the real 2025.
The bar is not high, but this show available to anyone is one of the more courageous decisions made by the Walt Disney corporation.
‘Andor’ Season 1 Episodes Head To Hulu & YouTube Ahead Of Season 2 Premiere On Disney+
Ahead of the April 22 premiere of Andor's second and final season on Disney+, the series' first season is being made available on Hulu and YouTube.
deadline.com
March 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The bar is not high, but this show available to anyone is one of the more courageous decisions made by the Walt Disney corporation.
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Quit saying someone “slams,” “shreds,” or “eviscerates.” Their opponents or critics just for me to click the thing and read, “Well, let’s just say we don’t see eye to eye.”
March 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Quit saying someone “slams,” “shreds,” or “eviscerates.” Their opponents or critics just for me to click the thing and read, “Well, let’s just say we don’t see eye to eye.”
Everywhere in America a person can be heard in the next room setting there phone down and saying “nope. I can’t with that today.”
March 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Everywhere in America a person can be heard in the next room setting there phone down and saying “nope. I can’t with that today.”