there’s an alternate universe where the United States makes a sincere effort to provide a better life for all of its citizens but then also does funny stuff like this

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I accidentally rang up my apples as oranges at the market's self-checkout, and then had to explain to the person managing them all that I had unwittingly committed one of the classic comparative blunders, despite having been warned against it repeatedly over the course of my entire life.

actually you drank from the fountain of sonic youth now you'll hear distortion forever

Wigglin' cuz the music's good. A universal experience

I live for dipper content

What if we all just started calling concrete conc for short

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.

Some people prefer 'Is This It?' while others say it's 'Room on Fire' or even 'The New Abnormal.' I guess it’s just different Strokes for different folks