Finance can handle rampant cocaine addictions because we know the effect of cocaine addiction so everyone just prices it in to how people assess things and it balances out. Meanwhile the richest men in the world, if drug tested, would pop for substances last seen in a lab in Chelyabinsk-70 in 1963.

Half the time I don’t know what’s going on and I’m just hoping the next hockey or baseball game will look like it’s supposed to

So I’m already a perfect old person

Everything I know about mr beast is against my will

Great day to be a drunk and/or dance for the Florida mouse

The references to this in the new Knives Out were like, the second best part of the film

And all that gaudy gold shit, it’s just so perfectly white trash in the most brash, white trash way

Honestly idk how you do it. I was playing two games back and forth recently and I wasn’t happy about it lol