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Finance can handle rampant cocaine addictions because we know the effect of cocaine addiction so everyone just prices it in to how people assess things and it balances out. Meanwhile the richest men in the world, if drug tested, would pop for substances last seen in a lab in Chelyabinsk-70 in 1963.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Finance can handle rampant cocaine addictions because we know the effect of cocaine addiction so everyone just prices it in to how people assess things and it balances out. Meanwhile the richest men in the world, if drug tested, would pop for substances last seen in a lab in Chelyabinsk-70 in 1963.
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Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
Mr. Beast really is the final evolution of Being On The Internet
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mr. Beast really is the final evolution of Being On The Internet
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
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My baby has started babbling. She wants to participate in the discourse. She yearns to produce content.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My baby has started babbling. She wants to participate in the discourse. She yearns to produce content.
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Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com
The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.
www.gamepressure.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
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Outmoded when the younger generation goes to cinemas at a greater rate than they have and more than the older, when cinemas in many countries outside the US not suffering from shorter runs have recovered from COVID
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
![Sarandos also noted that "we're in a period of transition," saying, “Folks grew up thinking, 'I
want to make movies on a gigantic screen and have strangers watch them [and to have them] play in the theater for two months and people cry and sold-out shows ... It's an outdated concept."
Asked specifically if the desire of filmmakers wanting to make movies "for movie theaters, for the communal experience" is "an outmoded idea," Sarandos said, "I think it is - for most people, not for everybody. If you're fortunate to live enough in Manhattan, and you can walk to a multiplex and see a movie, that's fantastic. Most of the country cannot."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mgvcgwwm3o3cwcn6b6bkgwl/bafkreibjnjoholuuomrnqkiubtlgegyspa7tjjcwlbvlo6o4h2rgt6tb7i@jpeg)
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Outmoded when the younger generation goes to cinemas at a greater rate than they have and more than the older, when cinemas in many countries outside the US not suffering from shorter runs have recovered from COVID
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
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I have awarded myself the 2025 Mountain Dew Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I have awarded myself the 2025 Mountain Dew Peace Prize.
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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Warner Bros. wasn't even up for sale. Big bad Paramount just decided they wanted it, Warner was like "Wait, we can sell this thing?" and now Paramount doesn't even get it. What an absolutely stupid chain of events.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Warner Bros. wasn't even up for sale. Big bad Paramount just decided they wanted it, Warner was like "Wait, we can sell this thing?" and now Paramount doesn't even get it. What an absolutely stupid chain of events.
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Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Thrilled to unveil Food 2, my company's radical disruption of the nutrition space. Some Food 2 facts:
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
- first food on the blockchain
- Food 2 Premium is ad-free
- Wi-Fi enabled
- comes in three flavors (Flavor A, Berry, and Flavor C)
- Food 2.1 (2027) will have live betting odds/make you immortal
My god the Olympics are a disaster
Today's @theathletic.com NHL newsletter gets into the Olympics, the most improved players in the league, hot streaks and more
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Olympic-sized anxiety over the ice in Milan. Plus: Who are the NHL’s most-improved players?
We know the playing surface will be smaller when the Olympics begin in February, but will the arena even be ready?
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My god the Olympics are a disaster
Every theater in America is gonna be an “indie” theater at this rate
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Every theater in America is gonna be an “indie” theater at this rate
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
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Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
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Sorry, I couldn’t hear your opinions on Wonderful Christmastime, your cat was lying on a synthesizer behind you
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sorry, I couldn’t hear your opinions on Wonderful Christmastime, your cat was lying on a synthesizer behind you
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Working on a thought-tool called "stupid drunk guy in a bar". Works like this: If the take you're responding to is essentially being mumbled by a clearly very stupid drunk guy in the bar you're at, is it worth starting a big public discussion with him?
Today we've decided to center:
- some genre author with fewer than 2k followers who said something insipid about an industry where he has no relevant experience or connection
- a Cato Institute ghoul with the handle "normative" and a substack smugly saying we need to be more serious about eugenics
- some genre author with fewer than 2k followers who said something insipid about an industry where he has no relevant experience or connection
- a Cato Institute ghoul with the handle "normative" and a substack smugly saying we need to be more serious about eugenics
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Working on a thought-tool called "stupid drunk guy in a bar". Works like this: If the take you're responding to is essentially being mumbled by a clearly very stupid drunk guy in the bar you're at, is it worth starting a big public discussion with him?
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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The wrapped gets more and more incomprehensible lol
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The wrapped gets more and more incomprehensible lol
It’s been rainy all day so that means it’s a perfect day to watch Long Day’s Journey into Night again
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s been rainy all day so that means it’s a perfect day to watch Long Day’s Journey into Night again
