Jim the Vampire
@jimthevampire.bsky.social
Definitely not a Vampire. Wannabe Sci-Fi writer.
Ah good old The Dean. Rare to see a Community gif nowadays.
a man in a sweater is sitting on a couch with the words cool cool coo-coo-cool written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a sweater is sitting on a couch with the words cool cool coo-coo-cool written on the bottom
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February 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Ah good old The Dean. Rare to see a Community gif nowadays.
Time to progressive add mass to my characters. If they ain't wobbling, they ain't perfect yet!
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Time to progressive add mass to my characters. If they ain't wobbling, they ain't perfect yet!
On the bright side this has made me question just how many characters I have that carry any extra baggage. Writing beautiful isn't exactly representative of the world outside 😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:38 PM
On the bright side this has made me question just how many characters I have that carry any extra baggage. Writing beautiful isn't exactly representative of the world outside 😂
Ah okay I see. Blimey. A web of ghostly protective deceit!
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Ah okay I see. Blimey. A web of ghostly protective deceit!
He he that's why I like em so much. The beautiful pair of rebels!
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
He he that's why I like em so much. The beautiful pair of rebels!
Ah the snackery. Why does bad food taste better before bed? That's unfair! 😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Ah the snackery. Why does bad food taste better before bed? That's unfair! 😂
Well I know how market my next snip for sure. "Don't look at this atrocity, it's too horrible!" And just sit back and wait 😂
I do think this scene is boring. But you need some boring scenes of urgh...character progression! Boring ass characters. Guess this is why it's not called Statues Explode! 🥱😂
I do think this scene is boring. But you need some boring scenes of urgh...character progression! Boring ass characters. Guess this is why it's not called Statues Explode! 🥱😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Well I know how market my next snip for sure. "Don't look at this atrocity, it's too horrible!" And just sit back and wait 😂
I do think this scene is boring. But you need some boring scenes of urgh...character progression! Boring ass characters. Guess this is why it's not called Statues Explode! 🥱😂
I do think this scene is boring. But you need some boring scenes of urgh...character progression! Boring ass characters. Guess this is why it's not called Statues Explode! 🥱😂
I feel like that works for plots too 😂 Damn writing! Have to do everything six times, then realise time 3 worked better for 6 chapters! Arrrrggggg! 😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I feel like that works for plots too 😂 Damn writing! Have to do everything six times, then realise time 3 worked better for 6 chapters! Arrrrggggg! 😂
Everything I could be if I liked the gym more than I like fried food 😂
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Everything I could be if I liked the gym more than I like fried food 😂
It's a depressing thing that anyone should have to endure it. And I guess at least us 'lucky' ones don't have it worse.
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
It's a depressing thing that anyone should have to endure it. And I guess at least us 'lucky' ones don't have it worse.
Little tickle of normal in the abnormal. 😊
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Little tickle of normal in the abnormal. 😊
Ha ha that sometimes doing some lifting there. Daisukes brand of off beat madness is a useful tool to someone like Obito. Besides, gotta let him vent it out right? The next layer of mischief is never far away
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Ha ha that sometimes doing some lifting there. Daisukes brand of off beat madness is a useful tool to someone like Obito. Besides, gotta let him vent it out right? The next layer of mischief is never far away
Thanks Alyssa. He really is the sunshine kid of this tale. Given the twisted world he inhabits, it's surprising.
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Thanks Alyssa. He really is the sunshine kid of this tale. Given the twisted world he inhabits, it's surprising.
Well at least they are being recycled I guess 😬
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Well at least they are being recycled I guess 😬
Tall guy, broad, well built, not Jason Mamoa big maybe, but everything toned very nicely indeed. So ya know...
February 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Tall guy, broad, well built, not Jason Mamoa big maybe, but everything toned very nicely indeed. So ya know...
He he Ben spends most of his life around powerful force of nature women I think. 😂
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
He he Ben spends most of his life around powerful force of nature women I think. 😂
Same with maternity in the UK. I think they just enjoy the panicked looks on faces.
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Same with maternity in the UK. I think they just enjoy the panicked looks on faces.
They were stolen?
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
They were stolen?
Urgh. That doesn't sound like a good day! (I avoided arm puns so you can stop looking at me like that. Thinking isn't a crime. Yet.) 😬
February 5, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Urgh. That doesn't sound like a good day! (I avoided arm puns so you can stop looking at me like that. Thinking isn't a crime. Yet.) 😬
😂 all good outlines, the really truly perfect ones that carry all of your hopes and dreams for a character burn at first contact with the enemy (which is this case is the characters they were for) 😂
February 5, 2026 at 11:45 AM
😂 all good outlines, the really truly perfect ones that carry all of your hopes and dreams for a character burn at first contact with the enemy (which is this case is the characters they were for) 😂
Well this intro is awesome. Gives a lot of gravitas. Great work. Envious! 😊
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Well this intro is awesome. Gives a lot of gravitas. Great work. Envious! 😊
♥️ thanks Laken. Bit of an in-between stuff scene.
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
♥️ thanks Laken. Bit of an in-between stuff scene.
Holy 🔥🔥 Batman! The magic on display here is words!
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Holy 🔥🔥 Batman! The magic on display here is words!
You'd think in high anxiety places like these the decor would be important. Any distraction welcome.
🔥🔥 Snip. Excellent characterisation of people and place. ♥️
🔥🔥 Snip. Excellent characterisation of people and place. ♥️
February 5, 2026 at 10:52 AM
You'd think in high anxiety places like these the decor would be important. Any distraction welcome.
🔥🔥 Snip. Excellent characterisation of people and place. ♥️
🔥🔥 Snip. Excellent characterisation of people and place. ♥️