Jordan
@jjfullofnachos.bsky.social
My favorite things are nouns, especially when they verb all over my adjectives adverbly
Went antiquing this weekend, and found this delicious and ultra-kitchy Christmas decoration that not-so-vaguely looks like it’s made of green gelatin. Ridiculous in the best way, tis the season
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Went antiquing this weekend, and found this delicious and ultra-kitchy Christmas decoration that not-so-vaguely looks like it’s made of green gelatin. Ridiculous in the best way, tis the season
I love my 80s christmas movie with Asian Santa (seated next to a coked out 12 year old, not pictured)
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I love my 80s christmas movie with Asian Santa (seated next to a coked out 12 year old, not pictured)
A new shirt with cute boys is a perfect reason for a selfie
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A new shirt with cute boys is a perfect reason for a selfie
Watching a special called “Martha Stewart and the Hanukkah Hunks” and honestly martha knows her target audience
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Watching a special called “Martha Stewart and the Hanukkah Hunks” and honestly martha knows her target audience
On a cold snowed in day, nothing is better than a Mexican Beef and Potato Stew in a warm tortilla (Carne Guisada for those of you who don’t wanna look it up)
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
On a cold snowed in day, nothing is better than a Mexican Beef and Potato Stew in a warm tortilla (Carne Guisada for those of you who don’t wanna look it up)
Orville Peck covering Liza from Cabaret?!?! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Orville Peck covering Liza from Cabaret?!?! IS IT MY BIRTHDAY
Allison Janey is the only person who could play a live action Final Pam. (There I said it)
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Allison Janey is the only person who could play a live action Final Pam. (There I said it)
Me (watching a movie tied to today’s date): when they blow up parliament I’m making a martini….
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Me (watching a movie tied to today’s date): when they blow up parliament I’m making a martini….
I’m team “give Nancy a minigun” for the upcoming last season of #strangerthings
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m team “give Nancy a minigun” for the upcoming last season of #strangerthings
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
There’s a bird who’s decided to make my window birdfeeder his territory, not moving from perching on it or letting other birds near it, which is only a problem for me because I want to open the curtains but not scare him away.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There’s a bird who’s decided to make my window birdfeeder his territory, not moving from perching on it or letting other birds near it, which is only a problem for me because I want to open the curtains but not scare him away.
I sure hope that the UPS driver that delivered the package that I signed for today didn’t mind that my shirt had Orville Peck’s full butt on it.
October 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I sure hope that the UPS driver that delivered the package that I signed for today didn’t mind that my shirt had Orville Peck’s full butt on it.
Apple Pie time! House smells so good and have to now wait two hour for it to cool (so easy, I know)
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Apple Pie time! House smells so good and have to now wait two hour for it to cool (so easy, I know)
First french onion soup of the colder months (4 pounds of onions cooked on low for 3 hours is cheap, delicious, and hardy)
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
First french onion soup of the colder months (4 pounds of onions cooked on low for 3 hours is cheap, delicious, and hardy)
But who’s counting?
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
But who’s counting?
Got the house decorated for halloween! Snarl is a our new neighborhood addition and we already had some of the neighbors stop by to admire her and say hi
September 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got the house decorated for halloween! Snarl is a our new neighborhood addition and we already had some of the neighbors stop by to admire her and say hi
Starting to decorate for spooky season next weekend, and the lapsed Catholic in me can’t help but call today “Last Sunday in Ordinary Time”
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Starting to decorate for spooky season next weekend, and the lapsed Catholic in me can’t help but call today “Last Sunday in Ordinary Time”
Bringing big “dad who drinks the rainbow bud lights as an ally” vibes today
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bringing big “dad who drinks the rainbow bud lights as an ally” vibes today
Making home made Monte Cristo sandwiches! Makes everyone feel like royalty (mayhaps, a count?)
September 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Making home made Monte Cristo sandwiches! Makes everyone feel like royalty (mayhaps, a count?)
I love international films a lot better than US films, because I could never say “it was about a little girl with two dads, one is a car and the other is a robot, and they go back in time to fight aliens” about an american movie.
September 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love international films a lot better than US films, because I could never say “it was about a little girl with two dads, one is a car and the other is a robot, and they go back in time to fight aliens” about an american movie.
Landlord brought by a bunch of extra stuff from her garden (such a sweetie) so I spent the morning learning to jar! They sealed night and tight, so I know it was a success!
August 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Landlord brought by a bunch of extra stuff from her garden (such a sweetie) so I spent the morning learning to jar! They sealed night and tight, so I know it was a success!
Just paid the credit card off, so that can only mean one thing:
Shopping spree for every single piece of Halloween decoration🎃🦇🕸️🕷️
Shopping spree for every single piece of Halloween decoration🎃🦇🕸️🕷️
August 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just paid the credit card off, so that can only mean one thing:
Shopping spree for every single piece of Halloween decoration🎃🦇🕸️🕷️
Shopping spree for every single piece of Halloween decoration🎃🦇🕸️🕷️
Felt summery today, so it was obviously the day to make a lemon cheesecake.
August 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Felt summery today, so it was obviously the day to make a lemon cheesecake.