Jordan
@jjfullofnachos.bsky.social
My favorite things are nouns, especially when they verb all over my adjectives adverbly
How do you keep Quince off that tree lol
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How do you keep Quince off that tree lol
But the cheese is better so it makes it feel less cold
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But the cheese is better so it makes it feel less cold
FANTASTIC analysis
December 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
FANTASTIC analysis
I HAVE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE A GREASONS
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I HAVE SO MANY REASONS TO LOVE A GREASONS
But in a holly jolly way
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
But in a holly jolly way
Right there with ya
a group of cartoon characters including spongebob squarepants and patrick star
ALT: a group of cartoon characters including spongebob squarepants and patrick star
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December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Right there with ya
Puts the long in long underwear
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Puts the long in long underwear
“Who gave you so many pillows, your mom?”
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
“Who gave you so many pillows, your mom?”
Couldn’t be that years of forced obsolescence has taught us to use something until THEY deem necessary has taught us to hold onto them until the bitter end or anything
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Couldn’t be that years of forced obsolescence has taught us to use something until THEY deem necessary has taught us to hold onto them until the bitter end or anything
It feels like an obvious question, but how did you make it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It feels like an obvious question, but how did you make it?
And
I
Am
TELLLLLLLING YOU
Iiiiiiit’s Maaaahogony……..
I
Am
TELLLLLLLING YOU
Iiiiiiit’s Maaaahogony……..
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
And
I
Am
TELLLLLLLING YOU
Iiiiiiit’s Maaaahogony……..
I
Am
TELLLLLLLING YOU
Iiiiiiit’s Maaaahogony……..
Things can be both cozy and horny SIAN
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Things can be both cozy and horny SIAN
It was HUGE and BEAUTIFUL
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It was HUGE and BEAUTIFUL
THIS WILL MAKE HISTORY
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
THIS WILL MAKE HISTORY
Geez, buy a boy a cocktail before you play hide the pickle
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Geez, buy a boy a cocktail before you play hide the pickle
Orville Peck - Maybe This Time (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Orville Peck
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM