Jordan
@jjfullofnachos.bsky.social
My favorite things are nouns, especially when they verb all over my adjectives adverbly
Went antiquing this weekend, and found this delicious and ultra-kitchy Christmas decoration that not-so-vaguely looks like it’s made of green gelatin. Ridiculous in the best way, tis the season
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Went antiquing this weekend, and found this delicious and ultra-kitchy Christmas decoration that not-so-vaguely looks like it’s made of green gelatin. Ridiculous in the best way, tis the season
I love my 80s christmas movie with Asian Santa (seated next to a coked out 12 year old, not pictured)
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I love my 80s christmas movie with Asian Santa (seated next to a coked out 12 year old, not pictured)
A new shirt with cute boys is a perfect reason for a selfie
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
A new shirt with cute boys is a perfect reason for a selfie
On a cold snowed in day, nothing is better than a Mexican Beef and Potato Stew in a warm tortilla (Carne Guisada for those of you who don’t wanna look it up)
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
On a cold snowed in day, nothing is better than a Mexican Beef and Potato Stew in a warm tortilla (Carne Guisada for those of you who don’t wanna look it up)
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Crikie, we got ourselves a big one! (A boy and his spider)
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What if cowboy, but make it spooky?
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Is it 2 hours until the neighborhood trick or treating starts? Yes. Do I have treats ready and keep checking out the front windows for costumed kids “just in case”? Also yes.
Apple Pie time! House smells so good and have to now wait two hour for it to cool (so easy, I know)
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Apple Pie time! House smells so good and have to now wait two hour for it to cool (so easy, I know)
First french onion soup of the colder months (4 pounds of onions cooked on low for 3 hours is cheap, delicious, and hardy)
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
First french onion soup of the colder months (4 pounds of onions cooked on low for 3 hours is cheap, delicious, and hardy)
But who’s counting?
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
But who’s counting?
Got the house decorated for halloween! Snarl is a our new neighborhood addition and we already had some of the neighbors stop by to admire her and say hi
September 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got the house decorated for halloween! Snarl is a our new neighborhood addition and we already had some of the neighbors stop by to admire her and say hi
Bringing big “dad who drinks the rainbow bud lights as an ally” vibes today
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Bringing big “dad who drinks the rainbow bud lights as an ally” vibes today
Making home made Monte Cristo sandwiches! Makes everyone feel like royalty (mayhaps, a count?)
September 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Making home made Monte Cristo sandwiches! Makes everyone feel like royalty (mayhaps, a count?)
Landlord brought by a bunch of extra stuff from her garden (such a sweetie) so I spent the morning learning to jar! They sealed night and tight, so I know it was a success!
August 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Landlord brought by a bunch of extra stuff from her garden (such a sweetie) so I spent the morning learning to jar! They sealed night and tight, so I know it was a success!
Felt summery today, so it was obviously the day to make a lemon cheesecake.
August 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Felt summery today, so it was obviously the day to make a lemon cheesecake.
Rummage sale for the WIN with this mirror (also my face, not for sale)
July 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Rummage sale for the WIN with this mirror (also my face, not for sale)
Call me Peter Piper babyyyyy
July 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Call me Peter Piper babyyyyy
I love that I can now do this while watching a show with one of my favorite artists in it
July 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love that I can now do this while watching a show with one of my favorite artists in it
Currently watching this American masterpiece
July 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Currently watching this American masterpiece
There are almost an unlimited number of dirty jokes you can make when you’ve whipped your own meringue by hand, and I intend to make them all
July 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There are almost an unlimited number of dirty jokes you can make when you’ve whipped your own meringue by hand, and I intend to make them all
