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Lil Uzi Squirt
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I ❤️ my girlfriend
My love of artists is severely tested when I have to stand in a fucking line
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I hate the concept of driving through the city in a Yukon
August 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pop Smoke and Heath Ledger. Two celebrity deaths I’ll never get over 😔
August 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Brb crying about all the lesbians throughout history that had to hide their beautiful love and live as just friends
July 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Get ur nipples pierced and don’t fall for trad wife propoganda
July 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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bitcoin investment companies are going to small dilapidated rural towns and creating bitcoin mining operations so massive they’re using so much electricity it’s driving up electricity costs and giving the locals diseases and illnesses from the pollution it generates. tech companies are a great evil
July 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
July 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Booooo I have to have my luetal phase AGAIN 🍅🍅🍅🍅
July 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Catching up on love island and screaming at the screen
July 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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i cannot wait for the wokeness blowback so bad. wokeness is going to be so much more widespread and powerful than ever before
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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my glancing assessment is that what bluesky is missing is gays who do not follow politics too much
June 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me when I lie
REPORTER: Is the president okay with this bill adding to the deficit?

LEAVITT: This bill does not add to the deficit
May 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Is there something I can inject that stops my body from being a little bitch about dairy
May 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Happiness was once understood as a communal project tied to justice and shared flourishing, our Ethicist columnist writes, but over time, it evolved into something individual and small.
Our Idea of Happiness Has Gotten Shallow. Here’s How to Deepen It.
We used to have a very different understanding of what it means to live well.
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
AI makes nothing but useless losers
May 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
April 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We need impeachment hearings yesterday, why are the checks and balances not checking or balancing
April 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Not Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Firebombing a Jewish governor‘s house during Passover
- Doing a Sieg Hitler salute
- Eating dinner with neo-Nazis

Antisemitism (according to MAGA):

- Saying Israelis and Palestinians deserve rights and dignity
- Using freedom of speech on campus
April 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fuck you assholes you will rot for eternity because you will never be able to fill the empty void where your souls used to be regardless of how much worse you make life for those around you.
April 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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A professor of environmental sciences gives a quick punchy take on the "eye-popping" numbers re. how clean air promotes economic growth.

An EPA analysis of 20 years of the Clean Air Act (1970-90) found the economic benefits of the regulations were about 42X greater than the costs.

No pay wall.
America’s clean air rules boost health and the economy − here’s what EPA’s new deregulation plans ignore
Clean air has become one of America’s best investments, returning $10 for every $1 spent on regulations, by one estimate.
theconversation.com
March 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I cannot stop listening to inbred by Ethel Cain it’s becoming a problem
March 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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this keeps replaying in my head bc it's literally this easy to support trans people. the majority of these freaks have never actually experienced pushback and will straight up collapse when confronted. cis people get your heads right. this is your job
1. Finally some fight.

"Have you no decency!?" asked Rep. Keating after a Republican rep called Sarah McBride "Mr. McBride" repeatedly.

McBride shot back, calling the chairman "Madam Chairman."

Fireworks erupted, Dems protested, and the hearing was cancelled.

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"Have You No Decency?": Republican Calls Sarah McBride "Mister," Dems Erupt And End Hearing
During a meeting of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, a Republican representative, Rep. Keith Self, called transgender congresswoman the "gentleman from Delaware." Dems pushed back.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Do I hate everyone or am I just PMSing
February 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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1) You do not represent Donald Trump—you represent the United States of America. This statement is fundamentally anti-American.

2) Not only is this statement absurd and wrong, but it’s also grammatically incorrect. Trumps’?!
February 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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NYC Mayor Eric Adams emerged as a key ally of President Trump on his immigration crackdown after Trump's DOJ agreed to shelve corruption charges. Governor Hochul says Adams will remain in office.
NY Governor won't remove NYC Mayor Adams from office, another win for President Trump
NYC Mayor Eric Adams emerged as a key ally of President Trump on his immigration crackdown after Trump's DOJ agreed to shelve corruption charges. Governor Hochul says Adams will remain in office.
www.npr.org
February 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM