Judah Kelber
@jkelber.bsky.social
Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?
This looks much more real than that "Delaware" place you posted yesterday.
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This looks much more real than that "Delaware" place you posted yesterday.
If you do make them yourself, just make sure you salt the potatoes, let them sit a few minutes, then squeeze the heck out of them to get as much water out as possible before adding other ingredients.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If you do make them yourself, just make sure you salt the potatoes, let them sit a few minutes, then squeeze the heck out of them to get as much water out as possible before adding other ingredients.
I will almost never throw shade at Trader Joe's. They're probably delicious!
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I will almost never throw shade at Trader Joe's. They're probably delicious!
They're not THAT big of a pain, especially if you have a food processor with the grater attachment. And also: mmmmm, latkes.
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
They're not THAT big of a pain, especially if you have a food processor with the grater attachment. And also: mmmmm, latkes.
Well actually, that's braille.
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well actually, that's braille.
No they only scored 27 points against May[e].
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
No they only scored 27 points against May[e].
took a nap for a few days
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
took a nap for a few days
"I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck." RIP George Carlin, one of the greats.
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck." RIP George Carlin, one of the greats.
NOT NOW, WEATHER GODS. Also not particularly looking forward to Thursday:
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
NOT NOW, WEATHER GODS. Also not particularly looking forward to Thursday:
Game ended with Lamar Jackson remaining undefeated in Cinci and Joe Burrow getting shut out for the first time in his professional career.
December 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Game ended with Lamar Jackson remaining undefeated in Cinci and Joe Burrow getting shut out for the first time in his professional career.
Maybe this is the final piece that @jcsalterego.bsky.social needs to get verified.
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Maybe this is the final piece that @jcsalterego.bsky.social needs to get verified.
It's really not fair that you have to be exhausted when you're at home for such a short time.
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's really not fair that you have to be exhausted when you're at home for such a short time.
That’s like hating moss. Sorry, you’re in Oregon.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That’s like hating moss. Sorry, you’re in Oregon.
Those are two not-very-nice things to say about Ken.
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Those are two not-very-nice things to say about Ken.
Clearly it’s moon cheese.
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Clearly it’s moon cheese.
There’s a lot to unpack here.
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
There’s a lot to unpack here.
"It was the worst of times, it was the somehow even worse of times."
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"It was the worst of times, it was the somehow even worse of times."
I cooked something really simple tonight and my kids devoured it.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I cooked something really simple tonight and my kids devoured it.