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Judah Kelber
@jkelber.bsky.social
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Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3h
Not sure about the influencer part, but otherwise yes. www.theroot.com/white-suprem...
White Supremacist Doesn't Understand What the 'N' in NAACP Means; Gets Dragged on Twitter | The Root
White supremacist leader Preston Wiginton is a genius racist, but that's where his genius ends. On Wednesday the Texas A&M University student
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Amanda Levendowski Tepski @tepski.tech · 5h
www.404media.co/lawyer-using...
Lawyer Caught Using AI While Explaining to Court Why He Used AI
The attorney not only submitted AI-generated fake citations in a brief for his clients, but also included “multiple new AI-hallucinated citations and quotations” in the process of opposing a motion fo...
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 19h
Weird week already and it's only Monday. But we got this. Get some sleep!
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 21h
Oh dang that is AWESOME.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 21h
I'd get in trouble and get sent to my room, so I'd just read. And my parents half the time would forget they sent me to my room so I'd read for a WHILE before they remembered and told me I could come out. And then half the time I'd stay in there and keep reading because it was getting good!
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 2d
*assistants professor

(I know, but I like it anyway)
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 2d
That 50% FG rate would be great in baseball, right?
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 2d
Rams DOINK a FG off the upright, then Ravens throw an interception, then Rams get strip-sacked. That was a wild football minute.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 2d
Update: it tasted amazing too. I used parsley instead of cilantro for the last part. No regrets.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 2d
Roasted cabbage has no right to be as good as it is. One of my favorite easy recipes is cabbage on the bottom of a cast iron pan, chicken on top, roast the chicken. Cabbage gets cooked in the rendered chicken juices and is AMAZING.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 2d
I have this in the oven and it smells amazing. primarybeans.com/blogs/recipe...
Caramelized cabbage with spiced-braised beans
Flor de Mayo beans soak up the spices beautifully, while wedges of caramelized cabbage roast until they're silky and sumptuous.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3d
It's been a little chilly in the mornings. Starting to feel like fall!
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3d
I saw someone else post about it and figured I should try it before I believed it. And sure enough...
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3d
How could you even imply that we can't implicitly trust AI?
AI Overview from Google search that says: The term "artificial intelligence" contains three 'a's: one in "artificial" and two in "intelligence". It then shows two bullet points, one that says artificial has 2 'a's and another that says intelligence has 1 'a'
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3d
And a bonus third pic that nobody asked for: a cider with a very unnatural color.
Cascade Cooler cider from Legend NW Cider Company in La Pine, OR. The cider is a weird blueish-greenish depending on the light. Sweet cider, berry blend plus pineapple.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3d
Sandwich!
Cubano-ish sandwich, with smoked pork and pickles and some sort of amazing mystery mustard.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3d
Cat trying to convince us he's asleep (he was not, in fact, asleep)
A white cat with his eyes closed and yet still somehow squinting.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 3d
Well hello there! Would you prefer a picture of one of my cats making a weird face or the Cubano-ish sandwich I had for lunch today?
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 4d
Area man surprised to discover that other countries have agency & domestic politics, too 🇨🇳
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Matt Peterson @mattpeterson.bsky.social · 4d
Trump says he was blindsided by new Chinese trade restrictions. He is “calculating at this moment is a massive increase of Tariffs on Chinese products coming into the United States of America.” Market not happy.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 5d
Bluesky not helping me say these things are irrational. bsky.app/profile/cpsc...
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 5d
#RECALL: Tempo USA Recalls Ambiano Electric Pressure Cookers. The pressure-cooker lid can be opened before sufficient steam pressure has been released, causing hot contents to escape, posing a risk of burn injuries. 4 reports of severe burn injuries. Full notice: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
Recalled pressure cooker model numbers: 98527 (6L-PC), 93550 (KY-318B), 96775 (KY-318A).
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 5d
"You know how old I am now?"

"Yes..."

"Take that number and add zero. In fact, subtract a couple."
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 6d
OK but would it be funnier if Flacco wins another Super Bowl ring with the Bengals or if he gets traded to the Steelers to complete his tour of the AFC North?
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 6d
One of my favorite stories in my IT career was the time (somewhere around 2000-2001) a PhD scientist came running into my office and said, "In case you are monitoring web stuff or didn't know, the web site for Dick's Sporting Goods is NOT dicks dot com."
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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 6d
Ahah. Whoops
We have been made aware that several titles in the Spy Dogs, Spy Pup, and Spy Cat series by Andrew Cope contain a weblink at the back of the book that no longer directs people to information about the books. Instead, the link now leads to inappropriate and unsafe material, containing pornographic content with no age restrictions.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 6d
JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.
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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 6d
I probably love my pressure cooker more than any other kitchen appliance. But I get the irrational fear of them.
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