One of Several Jeffs Holland
@jkholland.bsky.social
Communications manager, primary interests include my dog, D&D, action figures, comics, and one-season tv shows from the 90s-00s nobody else can confirm actually existed
Fuck, I’m at the stage of “forgot to get a haircut” where now I have a legitimate ponytail and now “do I get a haircut” has actual consequences
January 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Fuck, I’m at the stage of “forgot to get a haircut” where now I have a legitimate ponytail and now “do I get a haircut” has actual consequences
Walked past my roomba, said "How ya doing, big shooter"
It's important to engage with the staff
It's important to engage with the staff
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Walked past my roomba, said "How ya doing, big shooter"
It's important to engage with the staff
It's important to engage with the staff
How does one actually get to the Criterion Closet, is it like a Narnia situation or what’s going on there
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
How does one actually get to the Criterion Closet, is it like a Narnia situation or what’s going on there
I’m still kinda mad that ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is just basically ok, an hour too long, stars two actors I fucking hate (one of whom is a spousal abuser and the other would be fucking a girl the age of the on-screen daughter), and has the subtlety of a hammer to the head and is considered a top 10
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I’m still kinda mad that ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is just basically ok, an hour too long, stars two actors I fucking hate (one of whom is a spousal abuser and the other would be fucking a girl the age of the on-screen daughter), and has the subtlety of a hammer to the head and is considered a top 10
Ok look this is pretty easy, FREAKY TALES is better than ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and they are basically the same movie
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Ok look this is pretty easy, FREAKY TALES is better than ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and they are basically the same movie
Absolutely blew my mind laughing over how fucking stupid making a Wellington is
“And then you make mushrooms into a paste bc you don’t actually like them and you wrap the whole thing in cling wrap so all the foods that hate each other join, now it’s time for bread to join the party for no reason!”
“And then you make mushrooms into a paste bc you don’t actually like them and you wrap the whole thing in cling wrap so all the foods that hate each other join, now it’s time for bread to join the party for no reason!”
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Absolutely blew my mind laughing over how fucking stupid making a Wellington is
“And then you make mushrooms into a paste bc you don’t actually like them and you wrap the whole thing in cling wrap so all the foods that hate each other join, now it’s time for bread to join the party for no reason!”
“And then you make mushrooms into a paste bc you don’t actually like them and you wrap the whole thing in cling wrap so all the foods that hate each other join, now it’s time for bread to join the party for no reason!”
The president is monotonously slurring his way through an illegal war speech and my roomba has gotten itself stuck in the bathroom again, maybe I was just not adequately protected for life in this dumb future year 2026
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
The president is monotonously slurring his way through an illegal war speech and my roomba has gotten itself stuck in the bathroom again, maybe I was just not adequately protected for life in this dumb future year 2026
Oh so they managed to rouse a corpse from his bed a half hour late to read words he never saw before to announce a random war, neat
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Oh so they managed to rouse a corpse from his bed a half hour late to read words he never saw before to announce a random war, neat
Spoiler free review of Stranger Things finale: it was fine! Pretty much exactly what you would expect, and also about a half hour too long; no justice for Barb; but also yes Millie Bobby Brown’s fillers were needlessly distracting! Upper lips typically are not larger than lower lips esp on a 22yo!
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Spoiler free review of Stranger Things finale: it was fine! Pretty much exactly what you would expect, and also about a half hour too long; no justice for Barb; but also yes Millie Bobby Brown’s fillers were needlessly distracting! Upper lips typically are not larger than lower lips esp on a 22yo!
One of my favorite parts of the 100% great Ducktales revival was how they’d casually drop in mention of various time-stopping adventures to explain how Scrooge could have been part of the gold rush but was still (relatively) young
a cartoon duck wearing a top hat and bow tie is waving
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January 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One of my favorite parts of the 100% great Ducktales revival was how they’d casually drop in mention of various time-stopping adventures to explain how Scrooge could have been part of the gold rush but was still (relatively) young
Wellll a real dumb thing to get past this seasonal cold everyone has is to snort nasal spray that cranks you RIGHT the hell up a couple hours before you wanna go to bed
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Wellll a real dumb thing to get past this seasonal cold everyone has is to snort nasal spray that cranks you RIGHT the hell up a couple hours before you wanna go to bed
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
WINE
PENIS
CARLA
Boy I can't wait to meet Carla in 2026, I bet she's a goddamn disaster
PENIS
CARLA
Boy I can't wait to meet Carla in 2026, I bet she's a goddamn disaster
Friends
Marriage
Penis
Marriage
Penis
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
WINE
PENIS
CARLA
Boy I can't wait to meet Carla in 2026, I bet she's a goddamn disaster
PENIS
CARLA
Boy I can't wait to meet Carla in 2026, I bet she's a goddamn disaster
Got to set up a local school/cable access interview for Randall "Tex" Cobb and Willie Nelson in 1997 during a weird thing where they were boxing each other for some reason? If I google it I'm sure there's an explanation. Anyway - Willie, pretty stoned; Tex, a super charming guy
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Got to set up a local school/cable access interview for Randall "Tex" Cobb and Willie Nelson in 1997 during a weird thing where they were boxing each other for some reason? If I google it I'm sure there's an explanation. Anyway - Willie, pretty stoned; Tex, a super charming guy
Not gonna lie, part of me was hoping my wife would do the expected thing and half fall asleep by the end of WAKE UP DEAD MAN, so in the morning she could ask me to recap the final 20 minutes
MY TIME TO SHINE
MY TIME TO SHINE
a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in a dark room
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December 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Not gonna lie, part of me was hoping my wife would do the expected thing and half fall asleep by the end of WAKE UP DEAD MAN, so in the morning she could ask me to recap the final 20 minutes
MY TIME TO SHINE
MY TIME TO SHINE
I’m setting a plan for myself to draw a Marvel Christmas Carol with Jonah as Scrooge and I think if I start in January I should have something almost passable to show people
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December 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m setting a plan for myself to draw a Marvel Christmas Carol with Jonah as Scrooge and I think if I start in January I should have something almost passable to show people
Facebook’s entire concept of me, apparently: “adult male in US, likes boots, possibly autistic”
December 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Facebook’s entire concept of me, apparently: “adult male in US, likes boots, possibly autistic”
I’ve realized my wife’s various piles of laundry would, if cleaned and stored, actually take up more space than is available in all of her drawers and closet
Meanwhile I will find a shirt in my closet, realize I haven’t worn it in two years and it doesn’t fit great anyway and donate it that day
Meanwhile I will find a shirt in my closet, realize I haven’t worn it in two years and it doesn’t fit great anyway and donate it that day
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’ve realized my wife’s various piles of laundry would, if cleaned and stored, actually take up more space than is available in all of her drawers and closet
Meanwhile I will find a shirt in my closet, realize I haven’t worn it in two years and it doesn’t fit great anyway and donate it that day
Meanwhile I will find a shirt in my closet, realize I haven’t worn it in two years and it doesn’t fit great anyway and donate it that day
It’s 8 episodes into The Mighty Nein and I genuinely don’t know what this show is supposed to be about
Which does kinda feel like being part of a DND campaign sometimes but I feel like that shouldn’t be goal for an audience
“What do these characters want? No idea. What are they working for? Buh?”
Which does kinda feel like being part of a DND campaign sometimes but I feel like that shouldn’t be goal for an audience
“What do these characters want? No idea. What are they working for? Buh?”
a cartoon of a man with the words i know nothing below him
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December 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s 8 episodes into The Mighty Nein and I genuinely don’t know what this show is supposed to be about
Which does kinda feel like being part of a DND campaign sometimes but I feel like that shouldn’t be goal for an audience
“What do these characters want? No idea. What are they working for? Buh?”
Which does kinda feel like being part of a DND campaign sometimes but I feel like that shouldn’t be goal for an audience
“What do these characters want? No idea. What are they working for? Buh?”
A thing about my friends kids is now I am noticing bits of padding that comes with our various packages that I can use as shields against them
Hello Fresh indeed, little friends!
Hello Fresh indeed, little friends!
a man in a captain america costume is standing in front of a window and saying i can do this all day .
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December 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A thing about my friends kids is now I am noticing bits of padding that comes with our various packages that I can use as shields against them
Hello Fresh indeed, little friends!
Hello Fresh indeed, little friends!
The problem with GREMLINS is it is a 45 minute joke that goes on for fucking ever and it forces you to cheer on this little dweeb the whole time
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December 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The problem with GREMLINS is it is a 45 minute joke that goes on for fucking ever and it forces you to cheer on this little dweeb the whole time
My hope for the Gunn-era DCU is they spend the next 5 movies adding Giffen-era to the Justice Gang as they cameo in other heroes’ stories - the Jaime Blue Beetle, Dr Fate, Fire and Ice - until it’s like a 10-year buildup of JLI and they all get captured and Mr Terrific’s backup plan is Batman
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My hope for the Gunn-era DCU is they spend the next 5 movies adding Giffen-era to the Justice Gang as they cameo in other heroes’ stories - the Jaime Blue Beetle, Dr Fate, Fire and Ice - until it’s like a 10-year buildup of JLI and they all get captured and Mr Terrific’s backup plan is Batman
Make a Bond movie casual
Incense to Chill
Incense to Chill
Make a Bond Movie casual
Dr. Nah
Dr. Nah
Make a Bond Movie casual
No Lime to Pie
No Lime to Pie
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Incense to Chill
Incense to Chill
Honestly Marvel is leaving money on the table:
- Wolverine Ghost of Christmas Past
- Punisher Ghost of Christmas Present
- Ghost Rider Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
J Jonah Jameson is the Scrooge, Peter gets to be Cratchett (and MJ gets drunk and shit talks JJJ), Moonwolf John fills the Fred role
- Wolverine Ghost of Christmas Past
- Punisher Ghost of Christmas Present
- Ghost Rider Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
J Jonah Jameson is the Scrooge, Peter gets to be Cratchett (and MJ gets drunk and shit talks JJJ), Moonwolf John fills the Fred role
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Honestly Marvel is leaving money on the table:
- Wolverine Ghost of Christmas Past
- Punisher Ghost of Christmas Present
- Ghost Rider Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
J Jonah Jameson is the Scrooge, Peter gets to be Cratchett (and MJ gets drunk and shit talks JJJ), Moonwolf John fills the Fred role
- Wolverine Ghost of Christmas Past
- Punisher Ghost of Christmas Present
- Ghost Rider Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
J Jonah Jameson is the Scrooge, Peter gets to be Cratchett (and MJ gets drunk and shit talks JJJ), Moonwolf John fills the Fred role
You’d think I got into Chris Isaak bc of Wicked Game in 1990 but no
I got into him bc the guys at my comic store were playing Baja Sessions, around the same time I saw this panel from my favorite comic STARMAN, and please note that in 1996, Chris Isaak was not like a go-to reference for “cool guy”
I got into him bc the guys at my comic store were playing Baja Sessions, around the same time I saw this panel from my favorite comic STARMAN, and please note that in 1996, Chris Isaak was not like a go-to reference for “cool guy”
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You’d think I got into Chris Isaak bc of Wicked Game in 1990 but no
I got into him bc the guys at my comic store were playing Baja Sessions, around the same time I saw this panel from my favorite comic STARMAN, and please note that in 1996, Chris Isaak was not like a go-to reference for “cool guy”
I got into him bc the guys at my comic store were playing Baja Sessions, around the same time I saw this panel from my favorite comic STARMAN, and please note that in 1996, Chris Isaak was not like a go-to reference for “cool guy”