Jordan Manning ✌🏻
@jmanning12.bsky.social
It’s okay if the only thing you did today was breathe.
I love when it’s actively snowing, but I also love when the wind is blowing flakes around and everything is just soft and still.
November 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I love when it’s actively snowing, but I also love when the wind is blowing flakes around and everything is just soft and still.
Once again thinking about the time I went to a Friendsgiving and one of the guests brought TEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes for about a dozen people.
November 29, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Once again thinking about the time I went to a Friendsgiving and one of the guests brought TEN POUNDS of mashed potatoes for about a dozen people.
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The meme I didn't know I needed
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The meme I didn't know I needed
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I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
I know we let Glee get away with really anything, but how could we let them mash up Let’s Have A Kiki and Turkey Lurkey Time??? Like what were we doing?
November 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I know we let Glee get away with really anything, but how could we let them mash up Let’s Have A Kiki and Turkey Lurkey Time??? Like what were we doing?
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*sighs deeply*
A MINORRRRRRRRRRRR
A MINORRRRRRRRRRRR
November 27, 2024 at 12:34 AM
*sighs deeply*
A MINORRRRRRRRRRRR
A MINORRRRRRRRRRRR
Not to be dramatic, but I would follow Kylie Kelce into battle.
November 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Not to be dramatic, but I would follow Kylie Kelce into battle.
I love saying Jesus tap dancing Christ. It brings some whimsy to the exasperation.
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I love saying Jesus tap dancing Christ. It brings some whimsy to the exasperation.
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grey november, I’ve been down since july
November 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
grey november, I’ve been down since july
First snow of the year! It’s not sticking but I’m so happy 🥰
November 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
First snow of the year! It’s not sticking but I’m so happy 🥰
So is Jimmy Carter still kicking or has so much happened since Election Day I just didn’t hear about it?
November 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
So is Jimmy Carter still kicking or has so much happened since Election Day I just didn’t hear about it?
Sick for like the fourth time in six weeks. This is gonna affect the trout population.
November 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Sick for like the fourth time in six weeks. This is gonna affect the trout population.
If I would quit being sick that would be fantastic 😭
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
If I would quit being sick that would be fantastic 😭
They should invent a brain that turns off sometimes.
November 20, 2024 at 2:15 AM
They should invent a brain that turns off sometimes.
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If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
November 19, 2024 at 10:52 PM
If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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I just spent 10 minutes trying to explain It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to someone and I've decided there's no way to do it that actually makes anybody realize how funny it is. You just have to make them watch it.
November 18, 2024 at 6:08 AM
I just spent 10 minutes trying to explain It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to someone and I've decided there's no way to do it that actually makes anybody realize how funny it is. You just have to make them watch it.
Good. Everyone should be able to see the incredible content I like.
Just a heads up for those newly coming over from the bad place - folks can see your likes here.
November 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Good. Everyone should be able to see the incredible content I like.
He asked me if I actually have feelings for him and I replied “sometimes I do but sometimes I don’t. Sorry, it’s just how I feel.”
#WomenInMaleFields
#WomenInMaleFields
November 17, 2024 at 6:21 PM
He asked me if I actually have feelings for him and I replied “sometimes I do but sometimes I don’t. Sorry, it’s just how I feel.”
#WomenInMaleFields
#WomenInMaleFields
When you’re the only liberal in a DEEPLY conservative family
You ever wonder how you’re related to your family? 🫠
November 17, 2024 at 6:19 PM
When you’re the only liberal in a DEEPLY conservative family
Is it weird that I love chili but hate soup?
November 16, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Is it weird that I love chili but hate soup?
And when Taylor sings Macavity as the final surprise song then what???
November 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
And when Taylor sings Macavity as the final surprise song then what???
I’m gonna flip a table at Christmas dinner, I can feel it.
November 16, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I’m gonna flip a table at Christmas dinner, I can feel it.
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Also, please, please, please turn on alt text as a default in accessibility settings to demonstrate inclusive posting. We have had a terrible time getting people to make their images accessible to low visibility and disabled users.
November 11, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Also, please, please, please turn on alt text as a default in accessibility settings to demonstrate inclusive posting. We have had a terrible time getting people to make their images accessible to low visibility and disabled users.
Emotionally, I feel like the bakers on Great British Bake Off when the hosts say they have one more minute left in the technical.
November 11, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Emotionally, I feel like the bakers on Great British Bake Off when the hosts say they have one more minute left in the technical.
I need to know what the psycho at Disney was on when he said “Hey let’s adapt a Victor Hugo novel into a children’s movie”
November 10, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I need to know what the psycho at Disney was on when he said “Hey let’s adapt a Victor Hugo novel into a children’s movie”