Did...did... The UEFA Champion's League just run a commercial during the Superbowl?

Welp, thus ends the American empire. Europe is on the rise again

Hey, let’s read about Shelby Foote, the pretend historian whose novelistic works a Supreme Court justice invoked in an effort to understand the true facts behind the Fourteenth Amendment

Flask: hey
Stubb: hey
Flask: so uh, so what'd you think of the staff meeting
Stubb: what do you mean?
Flask: I mean all that about the captain wanting to lick the sky and unite with God. And Starbuck calling for mutiny, and ahab saying demon oaths bound us all?
Stubb: right. Could've been an email 🐋

opens “people_who_shouldnt_be_allowed_to_watch_movies.xls” and clicks insert row

What in the ever-loving fuck. www.politico.com/news/2024/01...

Doesn't really do it for me, but if 11:59 PM turning into 12:00 AM makes you happy, that's cool. Enjoy the new day.

omg someone finally made the argument that trump can't run again because of the 22nd amendment. I'm verklempt www.maine.gov/sos/news/202...

Bertrand Russell’s letter to fascist leader Sir Oswald Mosley, 1962

Because all it really takes to become a lawyer is marginal literacy, perseverance, masochism, and a complete lack of any instinct for self-preservation.

Pardon the sincerity, but I hope y’all are having a really nice holiday season.

Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss