Jason Titus
@jmauricetitus.bsky.social
Écrivain, scènariste. Américain. He/him, il/lui. Skeets are my own opinions and my French is bad.
Insta: @jmauricetitusofficial
Mastodon: @[email protected]
Insta: @jmauricetitusofficial
Mastodon: @[email protected]
In all the hours of watching Sesame Street and Letter People did I ever, *ever* think that the letters ‘X’ and ‘Z’ would be what ass-fucks society and democracy.
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 AM
In all the hours of watching Sesame Street and Letter People did I ever, *ever* think that the letters ‘X’ and ‘Z’ would be what ass-fucks society and democracy.
No disrespect, maybe Kyle McLaughlin could go back to playing bass and being into dub and shit?
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
No disrespect, maybe Kyle McLaughlin could go back to playing bass and being into dub and shit?
You know what woulda helped in 1997? If the song wasn’t called “Love The One You’re With” but was titled “Jason, Aim, Like, Way Fuckin’ Lower. No, No, Lower Than That.”
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
You know what woulda helped in 1997? If the song wasn’t called “Love The One You’re With” but was titled “Jason, Aim, Like, Way Fuckin’ Lower. No, No, Lower Than That.”
I know I said “just” two times, now I kinda like it.
Oh, nothing to see here, just „Сегодня“ just casually taking about US bases near Iran…
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I know I said “just” two times, now I kinda like it.
Oh, nothing to see here, just „Сегодня“ just casually taking about US bases near Iran…
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Oh, nothing to see here, just „Сегодня“ just casually taking about US bases near Iran…
gusgus’ “Attention” will be 25 years old next year.
I fucking hate linear time.
I fucking hate linear time.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
gusgus’ “Attention” will be 25 years old next year.
I fucking hate linear time.
I fucking hate linear time.
Could someone explain to me why „Утро Руссии” on Russia 1 insists on running these vignettes where the hosts insert themselves into famous movie scenes? Why am I watching this bizarre LOTR scene? How much fucking Gogol do I have to read to understand this shit?
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Could someone explain to me why „Утро Руссии” on Russia 1 insists on running these vignettes where the hosts insert themselves into famous movie scenes? Why am I watching this bizarre LOTR scene? How much fucking Gogol do I have to read to understand this shit?
You know what I never thought I’d have to ever say this but I’m not in the mood to deal with Kyle McLaughlin’s shit.
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
You know what I never thought I’d have to ever say this but I’m not in the mood to deal with Kyle McLaughlin’s shit.
I mean, have you seen that doc on France 2? He legitimately thought that he’d get a Nobel Peace Prize for a 30 day ceasefire? No one wins a Peace Prize for saying “we’ll argue about it when I get back from work”.
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I mean, have you seen that doc on France 2? He legitimately thought that he’d get a Nobel Peace Prize for a 30 day ceasefire? No one wins a Peace Prize for saying “we’ll argue about it when I get back from work”.
Let me get this straight- Emmanuel Macron kept his aviators on the whole time? What the fuck is this middle school bullshit I have to continuously deal with that’s spilling over into my real life??
January 21, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Let me get this straight- Emmanuel Macron kept his aviators on the whole time? What the fuck is this middle school bullshit I have to continuously deal with that’s spilling over into my real life??
Hey guys just so you know Russia 1 is running footage of ICE murdering a woman followed by footage of George Floyd straight-up getting murdered, our image is great!
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Hey guys just so you know Russia 1 is running footage of ICE murdering a woman followed by footage of George Floyd straight-up getting murdered, our image is great!
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REMINDER: The Trump administration was required by law to release all the Epstein files by December 19 and still has not released 99% of the files
January 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
REMINDER: The Trump administration was required by law to release all the Epstein files by December 19 and still has not released 99% of the files
It’s always 10 gambling ads in your face. I don’t gamble how the fuck does this help me. If you want my attention try to offer me the feeling of the crush I had on Jenna Whatshername during the Christmas break of high school in 1992. I’m a fucking goldmine for that.
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
It’s always 10 gambling ads in your face. I don’t gamble how the fuck does this help me. If you want my attention try to offer me the feeling of the crush I had on Jenna Whatshername during the Christmas break of high school in 1992. I’m a fucking goldmine for that.
I never thought I'd utter the sentence "Do I own any of Euripides' shit?" out loud in my life but today surprised me.
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I never thought I'd utter the sentence "Do I own any of Euripides' shit?" out loud in my life but today surprised me.
When I pitched shit like this (not IF, but WHEN), I was told this was unfilmable. And yet, all this shit IRL is like a Tim and Eric bit written by a drowning duck that think’s it’s Ted Kazinsky.
Watching вести on Russia 1 and I dunno if it’s AI or a clip from Zelinskyy’s show but I mean what the fuck surreal shit did I wake up to? I get the Republic’s done, forget the US, what the hell is up with these fucking bizarre TV clips?
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When I pitched shit like this (not IF, but WHEN), I was told this was unfilmable. And yet, all this shit IRL is like a Tim and Eric bit written by a drowning duck that think’s it’s Ted Kazinsky.
Watching вести on Russia 1 and I dunno if it’s AI or a clip from Zelinskyy’s show but I mean what the fuck surreal shit did I wake up to? I get the Republic’s done, forget the US, what the hell is up with these fucking bizarre TV clips?
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Watching вести on Russia 1 and I dunno if it’s AI or a clip from Zelinskyy’s show but I mean what the fuck surreal shit did I wake up to? I get the Republic’s done, forget the US, what the hell is up with these fucking bizarre TV clips?
I’m watching The Master and Margarita and I am legitimately asking what in the actual fuck is going on.
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’m watching The Master and Margarita and I am legitimately asking what in the actual fuck is going on.
I hope somebody finds a way to see that I failed Micro back in the 90s (Behrend) so they can say to me “dis you?”. That would be cool. 3/x
and I did that for two hours, your kid would probably finally ask if this was gonna be on the test, and I say yes. But he probably would understand fuck-all about tariffs, he would not understand that section because I decided to talk about Pizzicato Five for no reason. 2/x
I can’t believe people legitimately believe a tariff is money that some fucking magical money that comes from just verbally saying it.
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I hope somebody finds a way to see that I failed Micro back in the 90s (Behrend) so they can say to me “dis you?”. That would be cool. 3/x
and I did that for two hours, your kid would probably finally ask if this was gonna be on the test, and I say yes. But he probably would understand fuck-all about tariffs, he would not understand that section because I decided to talk about Pizzicato Five for no reason. 2/x
I can’t believe people legitimately believe a tariff is money that some fucking magical money that comes from just verbally saying it.
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
and I did that for two hours, your kid would probably finally ask if this was gonna be on the test, and I say yes. But he probably would understand fuck-all about tariffs, he would not understand that section because I decided to talk about Pizzicato Five for no reason. 2/x
I can’t believe people legitimately believe a tariff is money that some fucking magical money that comes from just verbally saying it.
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I can’t believe people legitimately believe a tariff is money that some fucking magical money that comes from just verbally saying it.
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
Think of it this way: If I went into your freshman kid’s microeconomic class and stood in front of the class talking about how collusion works in Japan, 1/x
GET👏ME 👏 TO 👏 OMSK👏 .
Or Tomsk, whatever floats your boat.
Or Tomsk, whatever floats your boat.
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
GET👏ME 👏 TO 👏 OMSK👏 .
Or Tomsk, whatever floats your boat.
Or Tomsk, whatever floats your boat.
WHITEWASH ASHES.
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
WHITEWASH ASHES.
I might be watching whatever the Russian version of Tongo is. I don’t exactly see anyone confronting or evading yet.
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I might be watching whatever the Russian version of Tongo is. I don’t exactly see anyone confronting or evading yet.
I’ve never seen The Pitt but let’s be honest, BE HONEST, if there’s a high-stakes Pittsburgh show it’s gonna be about the fucking driving. You know it, Pittsburgh knows it, Pennsylvania knows it. BE HONEST.
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’ve never seen The Pitt but let’s be honest, BE HONEST, if there’s a high-stakes Pittsburgh show it’s gonna be about the fucking driving. You know it, Pittsburgh knows it, Pennsylvania knows it. BE HONEST.
I legitimately feel bad for weekend Наши chick.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I legitimately feel bad for weekend Наши chick.