J.M. "Miss Chanandler Bong" Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
Museum Professional. Unemployed Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Deviant. Gundam Weirdo. Drain On Society.
Author of The Embers In The Tall Grass. Now available on Kindle Direct: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
Author of The Embers In The Tall Grass. Now available on Kindle Direct: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
How dare you say such a denigrating thing on this, the day of my raccoon's first communion.
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
How dare you say such a denigrating thing on this, the day of my raccoon's first communion.
He's literally doing the Despicable Me meme.
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
He's literally doing the Despicable Me meme.
Liberal Americans right about now:
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Liberal Americans right about now:
"The Tragic Prelude" - John Steuart Curry, 1942
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"The Tragic Prelude" - John Steuart Curry, 1942
Hey, kids! Who's ready to go shopping at the MOST DISAPPOINTING STORE EVER?
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Hey, kids! Who's ready to go shopping at the MOST DISAPPOINTING STORE EVER?
Here you go:
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Here you go:
ali baba and the 40 thieves
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
ali baba and the 40 thieves
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES!
ALI BABA
This dog definitely thinks she's better than me.
You know what? She probably is.
You know what? She probably is.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
This dog definitely thinks she's better than me.
You know what? She probably is.
You know what? She probably is.
Or even something a little closer to the present.
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Or even something a little closer to the present.
This is who runs this account:
February 4, 2026 at 5:03 PM
This is who runs this account:
I think it is actually okay if these two guys, in particular, do not pass on their genes.
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I think it is actually okay if these two guys, in particular, do not pass on their genes.
Got arrested at Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
February 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Got arrested at Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
My man MCA got a beard like a billy goat!
If they ever attempt another version of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, I have no strong opinions on casting except that Matt Berry should absolutely play Zaphod Beeblebrox.
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
If they ever attempt another version of The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, I have no strong opinions on casting except that Matt Berry should absolutely play Zaphod Beeblebrox.
If you're afraid to share this picture, you can't call yourself a real Christian.
February 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If you're afraid to share this picture, you can't call yourself a real Christian.
You come for Derek Guy, you better have the RECEIPS.
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 AM
You come for Derek Guy, you better have the RECEIPS.
Read the exciting new Steppe Romantasy/Violent Horse Girl/Barbarian Spy Novel everyone is talking about!
The Embers In The Tall Grass by J.M. Kirkness- now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
The Embers In The Tall Grass by J.M. Kirkness- now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
January 30, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Read the exciting new Steppe Romantasy/Violent Horse Girl/Barbarian Spy Novel everyone is talking about!
The Embers In The Tall Grass by J.M. Kirkness- now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
The Embers In The Tall Grass by J.M. Kirkness- now available on Kindle Direct!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
"Um...it was like that when I got there."
January 30, 2026 at 4:13 AM
"Um...it was like that when I got there."
How long until Portlandians start constructing Ewok-style log traps for ICE?
Or is that more of a Eugene thing?
Or is that more of a Eugene thing?
January 29, 2026 at 10:53 PM
How long until Portlandians start constructing Ewok-style log traps for ICE?
Or is that more of a Eugene thing?
Or is that more of a Eugene thing?
Was it this guy?
January 29, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Was it this guy?