J.M. Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
Author. Museum Professional. Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Maniac. Gundam Weirdo.
Anakin Skywalker just going HAM in "It's A Small World."
January 15, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Anakin Skywalker just going HAM in "It's A Small World."
"I see those lifts in your boots."
a man with gray hair and a black shirt is standing in front of a wall
ALT: a man with gray hair and a black shirt is standing in front of a wall
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January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"I see those lifts in your boots."
Great- next week Trump is going to introduce a Stamp Act.
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Great- next week Trump is going to introduce a Stamp Act.
And if there was justice in this world, some of these motherfuckers wouldn't be making it back out of Minneapolis either.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
And if there was justice in this world, some of these motherfuckers wouldn't be making it back out of Minneapolis either.
Yo, Jack Black looks PISSED.
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Yo, Jack Black looks PISSED.
And that big black Labrador also had the best day ever.
Although, to be fair, that's every day for a Lab.
Although, to be fair, that's every day for a Lab.
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
And that big black Labrador also had the best day ever.
Although, to be fair, that's every day for a Lab.
Although, to be fair, that's every day for a Lab.
Also, we could easily find reasons to imprison a number of them.
Like, just the stuff they've done when they've known they're being filmed, for example.
Like, just the stuff they've done when they've known they're being filmed, for example.
January 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Also, we could easily find reasons to imprison a number of them.
Like, just the stuff they've done when they've known they're being filmed, for example.
Like, just the stuff they've done when they've known they're being filmed, for example.
You can impale one. It's kind of the same thing.
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 AM
You can impale one. It's kind of the same thing.
Sure, but let's see them do it on a wet January Wednesday in Scotl...oh... never mind.
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Sure, but let's see them do it on a wet January Wednesday in Scotl...oh... never mind.
You understand it's filled with Greek salad, right?
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
You understand it's filled with Greek salad, right?
*Pete Hegseth starts randomly billeting soldiers in private citizens' houses*
Congress: "Well, those soldiers should really be trained to take their boots off when they come inside."
Congress: "Well, those soldiers should really be trained to take their boots off when they come inside."
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
*Pete Hegseth starts randomly billeting soldiers in private citizens' houses*
Congress: "Well, those soldiers should really be trained to take their boots off when they come inside."
Congress: "Well, those soldiers should really be trained to take their boots off when they come inside."
No, yours is better.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
No, yours is better.
I want to see Michael Mann's Thief rebooted as a series but still set in early '80s Chicago.
No, I don't think I am a "weirdo," and I resent the implication.
No, I don't think I am a "weirdo," and I resent the implication.
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I want to see Michael Mann's Thief rebooted as a series but still set in early '80s Chicago.
No, I don't think I am a "weirdo," and I resent the implication.
No, I don't think I am a "weirdo," and I resent the implication.
I'd like a double Hinaut with extra Pantani, if you know what I'm saying.
You know what? Never mind- just give me the full Anquetil.
You know what? Never mind- just give me the full Anquetil.
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I'd like a double Hinaut with extra Pantani, if you know what I'm saying.
You know what? Never mind- just give me the full Anquetil.
You know what? Never mind- just give me the full Anquetil.
Oh, god- it's the Red Zone Cuba of presidencies.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Oh, god- it's the Red Zone Cuba of presidencies.
This is the right's "Ruthkanda Forever" moment.
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This is the right's "Ruthkanda Forever" moment.
When we all know it's really Hot Fuzz.
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
When we all know it's really Hot Fuzz.
What, do they think they're ninjas* now?
*(ninjae? ninjoi?)
*(ninjae? ninjoi?)
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
What, do they think they're ninjas* now?
*(ninjae? ninjoi?)
*(ninjae? ninjoi?)