J.M. Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
Author. Museum Professional. Bicycle Salesperson. Post-Punk Deviant. Gundam Weirdo.
I write the songs that make the whole world sing. Oh, wait...no- that's Barry Manilow.
I write the songs that make the whole world sing. Oh, wait...no- that's Barry Manilow.
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J.M. Kirkness
@jmkirkness.bsky.social
· Dec 26
Sorcery! Espionage! Revenge! Stabbings! Romance! Horses! More Stabbings!
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
My debut novel, The Embers In The Tall Grass is available on Kindle Direct! #BookSky
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GB783TGL
I think that Toronto streetcars should be permitted to ram parked cars that are blocking the tracks. In fact, I they should have devices affixed to the front to better facilitate this.
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I think that Toronto streetcars should be permitted to ram parked cars that are blocking the tracks. In fact, I they should have devices affixed to the front to better facilitate this.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Attention Comrades- Grigori Bovinov has been purged from the Directorate of Frontier Security and expelled from the Party.
That is all.
That is all.
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Attention Comrades- Grigori Bovinov has been purged from the Directorate of Frontier Security and expelled from the Party.
That is all.
That is all.
Oh, no- Trump turned on a guy who was doing his dirty work once he started drawing too much heat.
Who could have predicted.
Who could have predicted.
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Oh, no- Trump turned on a guy who was doing his dirty work once he started drawing too much heat.
Who could have predicted.
Who could have predicted.
You know, it's a shame the Marines bumped JD Vance up to E-4.
I mean, "Vance" just rhymes with "Lance" so well.
I mean, "Vance" just rhymes with "Lance" so well.
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
You know, it's a shame the Marines bumped JD Vance up to E-4.
I mean, "Vance" just rhymes with "Lance" so well.
I mean, "Vance" just rhymes with "Lance" so well.
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ICE Confirms Man With Kind Eyes Who Dedicated Life To Helping Sick Veterans “No Longer a Threat”
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ICE Confirms Man With Kind Eyes Who Dedicated Life To Helping Sick Veterans “No Longer a Threat”
MINNEAPOLIS — Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino confirmed that Alex Pretti, the 37-year-old VA intensive care nurse known for his empathy, compassion, and strong sense of morality, has been executed…
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January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ICE Confirms Man With Kind Eyes Who Dedicated Life To Helping Sick Veterans “No Longer a Threat”
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Somehow, I think this new strategy of "executing all the nicest people in your neighborhood" is starting to backfire on the current regime.
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Somehow, I think this new strategy of "executing all the nicest people in your neighborhood" is starting to backfire on the current regime.
I hope all these dumb fucks who signed up for ICE realize that if the president does actually invoke the Insurrection Act, it's going to be open season on them long before the military gets there. Won't even matter where they are.
It's your asses that are on the line, dickbags.
It's your asses that are on the line, dickbags.
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I hope all these dumb fucks who signed up for ICE realize that if the president does actually invoke the Insurrection Act, it's going to be open season on them long before the military gets there. Won't even matter where they are.
It's your asses that are on the line, dickbags.
It's your asses that are on the line, dickbags.
I love listening to old French chanson while I cook. This song was initially popular during the 1871 Paris Commune, but newer arrangements continued to attract appreciation throughout the 1930s and during the German occupation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CL...
Le temps des cerises
YouTube video by Yves Montand - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I love listening to old French chanson while I cook. This song was initially popular during the 1871 Paris Commune, but newer arrangements continued to attract appreciation throughout the 1930s and during the German occupation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CL...
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Yes, ICE does need better training.
They need to learn what to do at wakeup, how to line up for chow, how to respond when the screw calls out their number at roll call, and when to put their bedding out for laundry.
We can start on vocational stuff after that.
They need to learn what to do at wakeup, how to line up for chow, how to respond when the screw calls out their number at roll call, and when to put their bedding out for laundry.
We can start on vocational stuff after that.
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Yes, ICE does need better training.
They need to learn what to do at wakeup, how to line up for chow, how to respond when the screw calls out their number at roll call, and when to put their bedding out for laundry.
We can start on vocational stuff after that.
They need to learn what to do at wakeup, how to line up for chow, how to respond when the screw calls out their number at roll call, and when to put their bedding out for laundry.
We can start on vocational stuff after that.
Sometimes you need to hang a dictator.
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Sometimes you need to hang a dictator.
I just want to tell you all, "Good luck- we're all counting on you."
January 21, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I just want to tell you all, "Good luck- we're all counting on you."
Dang. Even the opening credits for the new season of Frieren make me choke up a little.
a girl with purple hair and a girl with white hair are standing next to each other
ALT: a girl with purple hair and a girl with white hair are standing next to each other
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January 21, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Dang. Even the opening credits for the new season of Frieren make me choke up a little.
I think my Texas chili accidentally became Birria de Res.
Which is fine- next time I'll just use goat meat.
Which is fine- next time I'll just use goat meat.
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I think my Texas chili accidentally became Birria de Res.
Which is fine- next time I'll just use goat meat.
Which is fine- next time I'll just use goat meat.
This community theater production of Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom is just terrible.
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
This community theater production of Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom is just terrible.
I don't want to see a Jedi or a Sith with two lightsabers, or a double-ended lightsaber, or a spinning lightsaber, or three lightsabers.
I just want to see Jedi that is basically this guy:
#StarWars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOge...
I just want to see Jedi that is basically this guy:
#StarWars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOge...
SAMURAI DUEL - SEVEN SAMURAI - AKIRA KUROSAWA
YouTube video by VideoMojo
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January 17, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I don't want to see a Jedi or a Sith with two lightsabers, or a double-ended lightsaber, or a spinning lightsaber, or three lightsabers.
I just want to see Jedi that is basically this guy:
#StarWars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOge...
I just want to see Jedi that is basically this guy:
#StarWars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOge...
Did I just destroy half a large pizza like the Cardassians destroyed Bajoran society?
a man says it looks that way while looking at something
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January 17, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Did I just destroy half a large pizza like the Cardassians destroyed Bajoran society?
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Sophie is just crushing it lately. Elbows up. True north strong and free.
January 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Sophie is just crushing it lately. Elbows up. True north strong and free.
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You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do.
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youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...
Willie Nelson & Richard Pryor | Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain | Pryor's Place | 1984
YouTube video by Official Richard Pryor
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
You probably didn't know that you need to see this video tonight, but you do.
youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...
youtu.be/7RUjb9zHh-A?...
Once again, it's time to play everyone's favorite quiz game: Is It Long COVID, Or Am I Just Depressed And Out Of Shape?
January 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Once again, it's time to play everyone's favorite quiz game: Is It Long COVID, Or Am I Just Depressed And Out Of Shape?
"This is a story about a deranged world."
Oh, no shit? Well, that's totally unprecedented for a teen/young adult oriented anime. Oh, and there are maid costumes, too? What an innovation!
Yeah, I think I'm going to watch the accountant isekai thing instead.
Oh, no shit? Well, that's totally unprecedented for a teen/young adult oriented anime. Oh, and there are maid costumes, too? What an innovation!
Yeah, I think I'm going to watch the accountant isekai thing instead.
January 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"This is a story about a deranged world."
Oh, no shit? Well, that's totally unprecedented for a teen/young adult oriented anime. Oh, and there are maid costumes, too? What an innovation!
Yeah, I think I'm going to watch the accountant isekai thing instead.
Oh, no shit? Well, that's totally unprecedented for a teen/young adult oriented anime. Oh, and there are maid costumes, too? What an innovation!
Yeah, I think I'm going to watch the accountant isekai thing instead.
Greg Bovino is clearly Sean Penn's character in One Battle After Another. How are we not talking more about this?
"Why is your shirt so tight?"
"Why is your shirt so tight?"
a man with gray hair and a black shirt is standing in front of a wall
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January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Greg Bovino is clearly Sean Penn's character in One Battle After Another. How are we not talking more about this?
"Why is your shirt so tight?"
"Why is your shirt so tight?"