Lou Orichalcum Phillips
@jobe.bsky.social
yelling theater in a crowded fire
This story is so goofy, betting sites present situations that should literally happen every day as though they're some kind of historic win
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This story is so goofy, betting sites present situations that should literally happen every day as though they're some kind of historic win
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
www.espn.com/espn/betting...
how long are the Cavs gonna act like this isn't how it is
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
how long are the Cavs gonna act like this isn't how it is
lol we’re still doing this?
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
lol we’re still doing this?
all of which they wouldn't even have thought about except that they read it on their iPhones
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
all of which they wouldn't even have thought about except that they read it on their iPhones
Bodacious Ignatius
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Bodacious Ignatius
Just bring your hard drive to the Jimmy John's if you ever order one of these
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just bring your hard drive to the Jimmy John's if you ever order one of these
As a big fan of pickles, I firmly believe if you order this, you should go on an FBI watch list
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As a big fan of pickles, I firmly believe if you order this, you should go on an FBI watch list
all you need to know about the internet
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
all you need to know about the internet
Noooooooo, I hope I don’t come back
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Noooooooo, I hope I don’t come back
Death in the Time of Irony Poisoning
August 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Death in the Time of Irony Poisoning
RUBBER JOHNNY dir. Chris Cunningham (2005)
August 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
RUBBER JOHNNY dir. Chris Cunningham (2005)
Shawn Kemp "blew a 'huff' of air"
only in (AI) journalism?
only in (AI) journalism?
August 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Shawn Kemp "blew a 'huff' of air"
only in (AI) journalism?
only in (AI) journalism?
blew a huff of air
August 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
blew a huff of air
one ring to rule them all
August 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
one ring to rule them all
Sigur Ros - Valtari (2012)
August 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Sigur Ros - Valtari (2012)
Tack on this dystopian, obvious data mining disguised as new functionality, and why would I keep coming back?
Share my location? Just make the fucking food ready when I said I’d pick it up.
Share my location? Just make the fucking food ready when I said I’d pick it up.
June 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Tack on this dystopian, obvious data mining disguised as new functionality, and why would I keep coming back?
Share my location? Just make the fucking food ready when I said I’d pick it up.
Share my location? Just make the fucking food ready when I said I’d pick it up.
Placed this at 21-10 Denver lol
May 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Placed this at 21-10 Denver lol
honey let's go out to the Italian Bistro
May 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
honey let's go out to the Italian Bistro
IDK! (She looks nice tho)
April 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
IDK! (She looks nice tho)
People talk about what future historians will remember, as if they’ll sort everyone out objectively, when what’ll really happen is completely insane, factually wrong, emotionally wrong, omnidirectionally wrong shit like this gains more and more purchase until becoming canon
April 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
People talk about what future historians will remember, as if they’ll sort everyone out objectively, when what’ll really happen is completely insane, factually wrong, emotionally wrong, omnidirectionally wrong shit like this gains more and more purchase until becoming canon
actual writers are now using "chaotic" the same way internet randos do (not an actual video, sorry for the triangle)
April 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
actual writers are now using "chaotic" the same way internet randos do (not an actual video, sorry for the triangle)