jo(frog)SHXCXCHCXSH(volcano)be
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Who I am is not what I am, but what I love.
How many souls would there need to be before you thought Lane Kiffin had one of them? 5 billion?
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
How many souls would there need to be before you thought Lane Kiffin had one of them? 5 billion?
Super excited for the national sports media to grab onto like 3 Ohio State fans out of 10 million tweeting frivolous threats at Ryan Day and deciding we're all lunatics who don't deserve this dumb meathead as our coach
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Super excited for the national sports media to grab onto like 3 Ohio State fans out of 10 million tweeting frivolous threats at Ryan Day and deciding we're all lunatics who don't deserve this dumb meathead as our coach
Reposted by jo(frog)SHXCXCHCXSH(volcano)be
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
I get that he’s better than most meathead coaches, but Ryan Day is a fucking dumb meathead, and no Ohio State fan should be shamed for wanting us to be better than a fucking dumb meathead who can’t understand elementary clock management
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I get that he’s better than most meathead coaches, but Ryan Day is a fucking dumb meathead, and no Ohio State fan should be shamed for wanting us to be better than a fucking dumb meathead who can’t understand elementary clock management
Multimillion dollar program and nobody can convince the meathead coaches of this
It blows my mind that almost no coach actually understands to use timeouts BEFORE the two-minute timeout. Elko just let 30 seconds run off the clock!
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Multimillion dollar program and nobody can convince the meathead coaches of this
Ryan Day letting the clock run down to two minutes because he’s a fucking dumb meathead
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Ryan Day letting the clock run down to two minutes because he’s a fucking dumb meathead
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There is one way a Ryan Day team wins a game, and that’s being up multiple scores at the start of the fourth quarter.
Kinda hilarious how often in college football the refs just decide not to call any penalties at all as some sort of bastardized compromise
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Kinda hilarious how often in college football the refs just decide not to call any penalties at all as some sort of bastardized compromise
lol we’re still doing this?
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
lol we’re still doing this?
football players are going a little bit overboard on the religion these days
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
football players are going a little bit overboard on the religion these days
Great art elevates the discourse about itself.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Great art elevates the discourse about itself.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.
Pluribus has bottom-of-the-barrel discourse.
Pluribus is not great art.
If Stefanski is gonna coach that scared at 3-12 there is absolutely no way in hell you can trust him with a better tram.
December 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If Stefanski is gonna coach that scared at 3-12 there is absolutely no way in hell you can trust him with a better tram.
Why would the 3-12 Browns play so conservatively there? It’s insane how scared football coaches are of risk.
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Why would the 3-12 Browns play so conservatively there? It’s insane how scared football coaches are of risk.
all of which they wouldn't even have thought about except that they read it on their iPhones
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
all of which they wouldn't even have thought about except that they read it on their iPhones
IDK about her politics but Bari Weiss is pretty hot for a 60 year old
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
IDK about her politics but Bari Weiss is pretty hot for a 60 year old
if only there had been some way to foresee that Group of 5 teams don't belong in the CFP
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
if only there had been some way to foresee that Group of 5 teams don't belong in the CFP
Bugonia and Eddington both suffer from thinking our time is *inherently* interesting. Eddington especially so.
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Bugonia and Eddington both suffer from thinking our time is *inherently* interesting. Eddington especially so.
The NFL now has more field goals scored in the last minute of close games than the NBA.
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The NFL now has more field goals scored in the last minute of close games than the NBA.
What a fun game until the last 30 seconds, when the rules of basketball ruined the game
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
What a fun game until the last 30 seconds, when the rules of basketball ruined the game
Did you know Thunder/Spurs is a great game? Don't worry, one of the announcers will remind you within 5 seconds
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Did you know Thunder/Spurs is a great game? Don't worry, one of the announcers will remind you within 5 seconds
Time to get yelled at by all the national commentators for a month for observing that Ryan Day once again coached a game like his penis traveled at light speed into his body to create a super vagina
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Time to get yelled at by all the national commentators for a month for observing that Ryan Day once again coached a game like his penis traveled at light speed into his body to create a super vagina
Ryan Day does it again man
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Ryan Day does it again man
Ohio State getting thoroughly outcoached. Patricia just dropped two LBs back into coverage of nobody. Day can’t figure out how to stop the right side pass rush.
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Ohio State getting thoroughly outcoached. Patricia just dropped two LBs back into coverage of nobody. Day can’t figure out how to stop the right side pass rush.
Bodacious Ignatius
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Bodacious Ignatius