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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸

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Welcome to BlueSky. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. I like weird things and may share them. I mean it. WEIRD STUFF. He/Him https://ko-fi.com/joeaconite

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

I was joking! Holy Crap!

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Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 2d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 4h

So, MOONFLOW by @bitterkarella.bsky.social was fucking wild: a sopping wet nightmare, a psychadelic psilocybin trip, a folk horror splatterfest spurting blood and other bodily fluids. Funny, sad, creepy and crazy. A contact high on nearly every page and probably the horniest thing I've ever read.(1)

A complimentary copy of the new book Moonflow by author Bitter Karella that I was sent. I finished the book last night, it's an extremely wild and trippy horror fantasy that I enjoyed very much.

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

The minute they confirm her, the fuse is lit.

Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

Captain Munch's cereal was never popular.

"It's like a mouth full of insulation shards!"
Was not a testimonial but his catchphrase.

It was Dupont's last foray into breakfast food.

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 4h

Frame #9505 from 60sE19 treasure for henry

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Angela Quinton @werewolf.pizza · 3d

I am reminded that the Hunter's Moon will not be denied. Art by @werebit.bsky.social.

Close-up drawing of Angela's face. She's looking sweaty and stressed about something. Her ears are pointed.

Close-up drawing of a human hand turning to a claw. The skin is starting to turn grey, the palm is elongated, and the nails are yellow and curved.

Close-up of an arched, furry back. Shreds of clothing stretch around the chest.

Close-up illustration of Angela's face immediately after turning into a werewolf. Her eyes are yellow and feral and she is snarling over her shoulder at the viewer.

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Entomemeology @entomemeology.bsky.social · 11h

It’s weevil Wednesday yall

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

Combine and it's a Redneck Rocket Power cartoon

Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

Wish SNL broke out the Perot Ears for Mike's Cameo.

Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

Ice Agents

Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

Ideals of beauty standards.

Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 4h

Cuomo: "You mean he rode the poor limos?"

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Slainmonkey @slainmonkey.bsky.social · 5h

Dave Chappelle really goes out of his way, to remind people of how shitty a human being he actually is. www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

Ohio village scraps plan with affordable housing after Dave Chappelle threatens to pull his businesses

The plan did not pass after the comedian called the Yellow Springs Village Council "clowns" and said a proposed restaurant and comedy club in his hometown would be "off the table."

www.nbcnews.com

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Antonio has GRIMM brainrot @antoniodjones.bsky.social · 7h

Happy #WerewolfWednesday with a new Norman Cabrera werewolf that is at the Burning Blade Tavern at Dark Universe in Universal Orlando. IT IS FUCKING BADASS LOOKING!

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 6h

Lower Decks made me rekindle my love of Trek. Not since DS9 had I been so invested.
I would adore this series coming back.
If Futurama could, why not?

a cartoon cat with yellow eyes and a blue jacket

ALT: a cartoon cat with yellow eyes and a blue jacket

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Tofu Burglar 🐌 @abimoon.bsky.social · 5d

Absolutely fantastic video by @jessiegender.bsky.social. She frequently hits it out of the park, this one knocks it several towns over.

The Manufactured Outrage Behind Elon Musk’s Anti-Trans Netflix Boycott

YouTube video by Jessie Gender

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 6h

a clothes store with clothes hanging on racks and the words `` oh not this time '' written on the bottom .

ALT: a clothes store with clothes hanging on racks and the words `` oh not this time '' written on the bottom .

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 6h

ICE

a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "

ALT: a man wearing a hat and sunglasses says " mother of god "

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 6h

We don't live in a monoculture anymore. We can literally turn on our phones and show the world what reality is.
The only people believing this were the people who believed anything he said. You're never gonna reach these people or change their minds.
They live in a blame culture.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 6h

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 1d

Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

A group of apparent armed agents assemble at the end of a street, as seen from the perspective of a person in inflatable frog costume, their frog’s eyes dominating the foreground. The Ice facility in downtown Portland on Monday. Photograph: Mathieu Lewis-Rolland/AFP/Getty Images

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 9h

Burr gushing over the place and his getting to have an experience there.
While never leaving the resort.

But I BET he got to enjoy some slave labor.

Sun City 2025. Screw those fools.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 12h

Oh I love when I get to use this one:

Achewood comic:

"Hey guys! Guess who just got ...

yelled
aatt!"

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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 1d

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

A post by Rebecca Johnson:
“I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.”

A tumblr respond from mightymur:
“The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
"She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive
"Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 9h

My Bluesky

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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕🐸 @joeaconite.com · 12h

She's still a creep. What people like her Steve Bannon know is that there's going to be a time after Trump. So she's setting up these little differences to show she's not like a regular MAGA.
She can be right like any broken clock, but I can throw a clock farther than I can trust her.