Joe Gardner
@joeg49620.bsky.social
Just a schlub. I love Minnesota sports. I have a fat cat. He/him.
Clark: ‘Tis the season to be merry!
Shop girl: Well, that’s my name
Clark: No shit.
Shop girl: Well, that’s my name
Clark: No shit.
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Clark: ‘Tis the season to be merry!
Shop girl: Well, that’s my name
Clark: No shit.
Shop girl: Well, that’s my name
Clark: No shit.
Ellen: We’re stuck under a truck!
Clark: You honestly think I don’t know that!
Gets me every time.
Clark: You honestly think I don’t know that!
Gets me every time.
December 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ellen: We’re stuck under a truck!
Clark: You honestly think I don’t know that!
Gets me every time.
Clark: You honestly think I don’t know that!
Gets me every time.
Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that one
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that one
Imagine finding out like this 😢
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Imagine finding out like this 😢
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
Oh hell yeah
Oh hell yeah
December 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go
Oh hell yeah
Oh hell yeah
Warm. Fuzzy. Unbothered
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Warm. Fuzzy. Unbothered
Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving!
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving!
Reposted by Joe Gardner
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
In the words of @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social, I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In the words of @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social, I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
This shows how scared they are of us. They’re dressed like they’re patrolling downtown Fallujah, while we’re showing up in footy pajamas and standing toe to toe with these losers.
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This shows how scared they are of us. They’re dressed like they’re patrolling downtown Fallujah, while we’re showing up in footy pajamas and standing toe to toe with these losers.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
God I would kill to have hair like Eugenio Suarez
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
God I would kill to have hair like Eugenio Suarez
I would love to see more of this. Let’s give these dipshits a taste of their own medicine.
hell yeah dude fucking sue these dipshits trying to get like, Oryx and Crake and shit out of school libraries. ruin their lives. make examples of them to all the other lead-poisoned facebook users who have nothing better to do www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Activist's claims principal promoted child pornography are defamatory: lawsuit | CBC News
A southern Manitoba principal is suing a parent who sought to have books removed from school libraries, saying the woman wrote defamatory social media posts insinuating the principal promoted the diss...
www.cbc.ca
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I would love to see more of this. Let’s give these dipshits a taste of their own medicine.
I too love making things up to get mad at someone for.
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I too love making things up to get mad at someone for.
I’d rather my daughter date a member of Tren de Aragua than a Republican
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’d rather my daughter date a member of Tren de Aragua than a Republican
On the cancellation reason page, they removed the “other” selection. You can no longer tell them to go fuck themselves.
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
On the cancellation reason page, they removed the “other” selection. You can no longer tell them to go fuck themselves.
Bring back Sam Darnold
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bring back Sam Darnold
It’s gonna be like 15-12, isn’t it?
September 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s gonna be like 15-12, isn’t it?
When that first Zyn of the day kicks in
The caption on the original post was "PASTORS LOUNGE ERUPTS WITH HOLY GHOST POWER"
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When that first Zyn of the day kicks in
I hope they figured it out…
September 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I hope they figured it out…
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr