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@joekelly.bsky.social
Joe. Baltimore. Bread baker.
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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“Auld Land Syne” on a Stylophone.
#NewYearsEve
#NewYearsEve
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Auld Land Syne” on a Stylophone.
#NewYearsEve
#NewYearsEve
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What if you like quiche but there's never enough of it? This refreshingly green, mostly vegetable, and longtime favorite quiche has been stretched and tweaked to feed a small crowd; it's also a winner for work pot-lucks and weekend brunches.
smittenkitchen.com/2016/11/spin...
smittenkitchen.com/2016/11/spin...
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What if you like quiche but there's never enough of it? This refreshingly green, mostly vegetable, and longtime favorite quiche has been stretched and tweaked to feed a small crowd; it's also a winner for work pot-lucks and weekend brunches.
smittenkitchen.com/2016/11/spin...
smittenkitchen.com/2016/11/spin...
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A ridiculously simple pasta with fresh mushrooms, garlic, chives, and crème fraîche that's always in heavy rotation because it's the easiest way to turn a bag of mushrooms into a meal that, by some miracle, everyone loves. I hope it's a hit for you, too.
smittenkitchen.com/2022/04/simp...
smittenkitchen.com/2022/04/simp...
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A ridiculously simple pasta with fresh mushrooms, garlic, chives, and crème fraîche that's always in heavy rotation because it's the easiest way to turn a bag of mushrooms into a meal that, by some miracle, everyone loves. I hope it's a hit for you, too.
smittenkitchen.com/2022/04/simp...
smittenkitchen.com/2022/04/simp...
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#bingsphotos #photography #filmisnotdead #lomography #PhotographersUnited #believeinfilm #35mm #bakery #bread
📸 Lomo LC-Wide
🎞️ Kodak Gold 200
'Fortuna Bread Roll Press'
📸 Lomo LC-Wide
🎞️ Kodak Gold 200
'Fortuna Bread Roll Press'
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
#bingsphotos #photography #filmisnotdead #lomography #PhotographersUnited #believeinfilm #35mm #bakery #bread
📸 Lomo LC-Wide
🎞️ Kodak Gold 200
'Fortuna Bread Roll Press'
📸 Lomo LC-Wide
🎞️ Kodak Gold 200
'Fortuna Bread Roll Press'
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the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
November 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM
the goat-est edit ever made if we're being real.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
barry lyndon x 21 savage by @/flanthippe on twitter.
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Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
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From 1964, ecdysiast Blaze Starr in her living room in Baltimore, Maryland. Photo by Diane Arbus.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
From 1964, ecdysiast Blaze Starr in her living room in Baltimore, Maryland. Photo by Diane Arbus.
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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.
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A orange-zested cranberry pecan bread studded with tart berry gems and finished with a snowglobe-like crunch on top so perfect it makes me forget every quickbread that came before it (pumpkin who?) and also converted me to enjoying nuts in loaf cakes.
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A orange-zested cranberry pecan bread studded with tart berry gems and finished with a snowglobe-like crunch on top so perfect it makes me forget every quickbread that came before it (pumpkin who?) and also converted me to enjoying nuts in loaf cakes.
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
smittenkitchen.com/2021/11/cran...
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In central MD alone, ICE is rapidly contracting:
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”
ICE poised to ramp up raids in Baltimore by Thanksgiving
The Trump administration has rush-ordered infrastructure to conduct raids, abduct residents, and detain people for months.
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
In central MD alone, ICE is rapidly contracting:
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
- AI skip tracing
- AI face recognition
- Cell tower spoofing vehicles
- Signal exploitation equipment
- 6 months of MREs for detainees
- Detainee transport vans
- Device cracking & data exploit firms
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If you've ever made breakfast burritos only to find them to be a staggering amount of work, this is the recipe for you -- the sheet pan is 100% easier. I include instructions for freezing and defrosting; future you is so glad you made extra.
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If you've ever made breakfast burritos only to find them to be a staggering amount of work, this is the recipe for you -- the sheet pan is 100% easier. I include instructions for freezing and defrosting; future you is so glad you made extra.
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
smittenkitchen.com/2018/09/brea...
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Ballymun municipal refuse centre, November 4th 2025
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ballymun municipal refuse centre, November 4th 2025
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Daylight Donuts
Nowata, OK
Nowata, OK
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Daylight Donuts
Nowata, OK
Nowata, OK
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IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
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Broccoli cheddar soup, exactly the way I always wanted it to be -- a lot of broccoli, a little bit of richness, and the coziest thing on a chilly evening.
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Broccoli cheddar soup, exactly the way I always wanted it to be -- a lot of broccoli, a little bit of richness, and the coziest thing on a chilly evening.
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
smittenkitchen.com/2015/09/broc...
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A bright green spinach pesto and artichoke heart pizza we can't get enough of and a love letter to failproof pan pizzas, so perfect for home cooks. Big thanks to Folu for the Instagram inspiration!
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A bright green spinach pesto and artichoke heart pizza we can't get enough of and a love letter to failproof pan pizzas, so perfect for home cooks. Big thanks to Folu for the Instagram inspiration!
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
smittenkitchen.com/2024/04/spin...
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1674
October 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1674
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From Sammlung geometrischer und perspectivischer, in Farben ausgeführter Zeichnungen, 36 Blätter umfassend (Cod. Guelf. 74.1 Aug. 2°; Heinemann-Nr. 2708) (16th century).
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
From Sammlung geometrischer und perspectivischer, in Farben ausgeführter Zeichnungen, 36 Blätter umfassend (Cod. Guelf. 74.1 Aug. 2°; Heinemann-Nr. 2708) (16th century).
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
Source: Herzog August Bibliothek
https://pdimagearchive.org/images/4a2115d3-01f4-47e3-95c9-cbb08fa9ab97
#perspective #shapes
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Mods are asleep post brassicas
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mods are asleep post brassicas