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@dcorsetto.bsky.social Hi! Just wanted to let you know, I think girlswithslingshots.com is down. Haven’t been able to load anything since yesterday.
girlswithslingshots.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reminded of when my family adopted a completely white cat, and we were spitballing ideas on the drive home.

“Snowball”
“Sugar”
Dad: ”Cokey”
Mom: “NO”
Photo from my collection, the back reads “Christmas 1969. Snowball trying to see what Mom put in the garbage.”
October 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I get a lot of Republican spam "from" Winsome Earle-Sears, and all I can see in my head is this guy.

I did finally look them up, but I will not be updating my mental image at this time.
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
LinkedIn wants me to nudge my dead uncle to play some games, and Telegram just told me my father-in-law has joined Telegram from beyond the grave.

Happy Halloween, I guess. 👻
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Thinking about songs that rhyme with each other.

“Rockin‘ the Suburbs” and…

youtu.be/34u_3Z9_LUw
Ben Folds - Rockin' The Suburbs
YouTube video by BenFoldsVEVO
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Guess he read that Jacobin article.
Overbrook. Bernard Street. Caller says that the banks are crazy. He would like to speak to PD to go over his options.
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Starbucks holds nearly $2 billion of customers’ money in its rewards program. That’s more than the total deposits managed by 85 percent of chartered banks, making the coffee chain one of the biggest financial institutions in the country.”
Everything Is Becoming a Bank
Most major corporations — from airlines to social media platforms — now aspire to become unregulated banks. Bankification today accounts for the highest profit margins in the US economy, crippling pro...
jacobin.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I don’t know how much hearing the Franz Ferdinand show cost me, but it was totally worth it.

My only real regret is not being down in the pit for Take Me Out, because that looked like a blast.
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It’s just so hard to get good bagels in some places.
August 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
RIP. He may have stopped performing decades ago, but still a man for our time. youtu.be/iaHDBL7dVgs
Tom Lehrer - Smut - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
youtu.be
July 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Fix Your Heart or Die: The Startling Empathy of David Lynch"
Fix Your Heart or Die: The Startling Empathy of David Lynch
The films of David Lynch are strange creatures, but to focus only on their most ungainly appendages is to willfully ignore their equally beautiful qualities.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
January 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Broken Heart” (David Lynch, 2013)
January 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Joel
i think every friday will be david lynch day from now on, it won’t be the same without him telling me it’s friday tho :((((
January 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I never understood Winamp people. Why have a little rectangle for my music when I could have THIS??
January 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
“🎵 Nosferatu… why don’t you come to your senses?
You’ve been _____________,
For so long now”

My brain has been trying to finish this rhyme all morning.
January 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Scale everyone down about 25%. Everyone immediately becomes cheaper to feed, house, and move around.

(I swear I had this idea years before Hank Green’s God video.)
January 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What Golden Age actors would’ve made great Doctors (of the Who variety)?

Like, take Katherine Hepburn’s manic energy from Bringing Up Baby, add the raw intelligence from Desk Set, and put her in a snappy suit.
January 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Dang, I’d forgotten how hard the artwork for Phoenix (1983) went. Armored, rocket-firing hawks! Planet-sized bird temples! EXPLOSIONS!
December 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Yoshi’s Island (1995) stands out because something was broken with our SNES (or TV?) and it couldn’t show color. I played the entire first world in grayscale before we fixed it. Seeing the game in full color for the first time was mind-blowing.
December 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Great news for my Hole Family.
December 23, 2024 at 3:47 PM
An extremely stoic hawk being jeered by a gang of crows.
December 16, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Recipes should convert times to media.

“Place in oven and cook, uncovered, for one episode of Columbo.”
December 15, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 6:41 PM