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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’
June 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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bluespark777.bsky.social
Adobe situation was pretty funny
Adobe walks in Gets laser exploded by blue fly
April 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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pugbertofficial.bsky.social
"Warriors in Valour"

Metaphor: ReFantazio (2024)
April 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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vghistory.bsky.social
operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...
a frog is lying on its back, pinned down. prompt window header: congratulations! body text: you have reconstructed the frog! options: continue
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Scorpion and frog "the scorpion won't sting me if i grovel and beg enough"
March 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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kipconlon.bsky.social
There’s no “borrowing” among friends. If my pal needs a few bucks to see him through the end of the month, I simply end the friendship.
March 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
joelmgallant.bsky.social
(me, describing being present in the moment): it’s giving sport mode
February 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
they used to distribute bluesky invite codes on CDs along with a 420 hour free trial. not many people know this
February 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Earth pregnant
February 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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jonbarr.bsky.social
Oh god no i got my money from the ATM That Makes You Sterile
January 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #59500 from S06 -E09 - Battle Sole-629293
January 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #44350 from S04 -E07 - Battle Bonito Fish-628201
November 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Getting myself kicked out of the bluesky MMA fan community by posting “I think he’s dead” anytime anyone falls over
November 13, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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ironchefbot.bsky.social
Frame #31050 from S01 -E22 - Peach-628401
November 14, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
HOT DOGS
-HOT=DOGS
November 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Glad to see so many users moving here after accepting that Neopets is irredeemably lost to fascism
November 10, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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pugbertofficial.bsky.social
✨FIRST VIDEO ON Bluesky🎉

"E1M1 - At Doom's Gate"

DOOM (1993)
November 7, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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mcnees.bsky.social
Planetary scientist, dedicated science communicator, and tireless advocate for the humanizing power of science: Carl Sagan was born #OTD in 1934. 🧪

This passage from "The Demon Haunted World" is as prescient as ever.

Image: NASA
Carl Sagan, seated with his hands in his pockets and smiling at the camera. The image has been photoshopped so it looks like he is sitting on top of the Earth, with other planets hanging against a backdrop of nebula. "But there's another reason: Science is more than a body of knowledge; it is a way of thinking. I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time – when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness."
November 9, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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gatorsdaily.bsky.social
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
September 6, 2024 at 12:36 PM