Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
Hunkering down for snowmageddon with some classics. Up first: SPEED
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Hunkering down for snowmageddon with some classics. Up first: SPEED
I get why it's not for everyone but I loved it. My favorite PTA since THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
January 23, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I get why it's not for everyone but I loved it. My favorite PTA since THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
What do you think the comp would be for the offer the Brewers made the Mets, and would you take the deal?
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
What do you think the comp would be for the offer the Brewers made the Mets, and would you take the deal?
Please let this mean we are sunsetting the City Connects
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Please let this mean we are sunsetting the City Connects
Brandon Marshall got fined for a similar thing in 2013 too. They shoulda given his money back after launching My Cause My Cleats.
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Brandon Marshall got fined for a similar thing in 2013 too. They shoulda given his money back after launching My Cause My Cleats.
I know the cost would be prohibitive, but... that's the guy you make a godfather offer for.
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I know the cost would be prohibitive, but... that's the guy you make a godfather offer for.
A power-hitting, all-star COF who is exiting his prime and had a really rough second half in the previous year... maybe this time will be different!
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
A power-hitting, all-star COF who is exiting his prime and had a really rough second half in the previous year... maybe this time will be different!
This is insane. $45 for the cheapest ticket in the house to get the Alonso bobblehead! And the left field upper deck will sit vacant collecting dust.
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This is insane. $45 for the cheapest ticket in the house to get the Alonso bobblehead! And the left field upper deck will sit vacant collecting dust.
Third year in a row of this bullshit.
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Third year in a row of this bullshit.
Seeing PNC Park with the lights on during MNF b-roll has me so excited
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Seeing PNC Park with the lights on during MNF b-roll has me so excited
Tell me this wouldn't have people lined up all the way to the Johnny Unitas statue
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Tell me this wouldn't have people lined up all the way to the Johnny Unitas statue
That's where you're wrong, friend
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
That's where you're wrong, friend
Ben Johnson's offense turning into wet newspaper in their first postseason game, never seen that before
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Ben Johnson's offense turning into wet newspaper in their first postseason game, never seen that before
The Carolina Panthers:
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The Carolina Panthers:
Bad day to be a milkshake.
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Bad day to be a milkshake.
I am reminded of the Cornballer from Arrested Development. If the only way to make cornballs is with the Dangerous Scalding Oil Third-Degree Burns Machine, maybe we should simply stop making cornballs.
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I am reminded of the Cornballer from Arrested Development. If the only way to make cornballs is with the Dangerous Scalding Oil Third-Degree Burns Machine, maybe we should simply stop making cornballs.
Still a certified Guy Rememberer though
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Still a certified Guy Rememberer though
Two of the best of the 21st century that I can think of
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Two of the best of the 21st century that I can think of