Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
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Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
· Jul 10
The Corbin Burnes trade notwithstanding, the defining philosophy of the Mike Elias era is that competing for a World Series the next year is subordinate to competing for a World Series three years from now.
Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.
Through seven years, it seems like that's a really good strategy to win zero World Series.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Thoughts and prayers to everyone doing dishes today
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Thoughts and prayers to everyone doing dishes today
Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful for you. I'm glad you're here. Let's go O's.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful for you. I'm glad you're here. Let's go O's.
This is fine
AL East projected starting rotations by AAVs
$96M - Yankees
$87M - Blue Jays
$70M - Red Sox
$18M - Orioles
$15M - Rays
$96M - Yankees
$87M - Blue Jays
$70M - Red Sox
$18M - Orioles
$15M - Rays
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is fine
Can't go soon enough.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Can't go soon enough.
Tom Hanks dispensary called Tom Danks
Tom Hanks ska band cover album called Tom Skanks
Tom Hanks branded strip steaks called Tom Shanks.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tom Hanks dispensary called Tom Danks
1. Orioles Legend Felix Pie
2. All other pies
2. All other pies
I refuse to rank pies. Whichever pie I'm eating is the best pie
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
1. Orioles Legend Felix Pie
2. All other pies
2. All other pies
Tough to do an all-Commanders grid when you've got the "only one team" qualifier, but real practice squad warriors know
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Tough to do an all-Commanders grid when you've got the "only one team" qualifier, but real practice squad warriors know
I think the Orioles could have done better than a guy with a 5 ERA in A-ball
@JeffPassan tweeted
Full trade, per ESPN sources:
Boston Red Sox receive: Sonny Gray and cash
St. Louis Cardinals receive: LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts
Full trade, per ESPN sources:
Boston Red Sox receive: Sonny Gray and cash
St. Louis Cardinals receive: LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think the Orioles could have done better than a guy with a 5 ERA in A-ball
Bring me MacKenzie Gore.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bring me MacKenzie Gore.
Sonny Gray was never gonna be our savior, but he would have been a major improvement. Really getting tired of being the only team in our division who's not serious about adding legit starting pitching every winter.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sonny Gray was never gonna be our savior, but he would have been a major improvement. Really getting tired of being the only team in our division who's not serious about adding legit starting pitching every winter.
Gonna be very strange not listening to Brett and Geoff together anymore. As a person who primarily consumes Orioles games on the radio I crave continuity in the booth. Guess it'll be more of Melanie and Ben this season...
Orioles radio/TV play-by-play announcer Geoff Arnold will not be returning in 2026, sources say. He was recently named one of Front Office Sports 26 rising pxp stars. Spent 5 years at Class-A before making the jump to MASN in 2020.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gonna be very strange not listening to Brett and Geoff together anymore. As a person who primarily consumes Orioles games on the radio I crave continuity in the booth. Guess it'll be more of Melanie and Ben this season...
Rose Lavelle is my favorite soccer player of all time and a Spirit alum, if this is the way it goes so be it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Rose Lavelle is my favorite soccer player of all time and a Spirit alum, if this is the way it goes so be it.
Oh my god Rose what a banger
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh my god Rose what a banger
Spirit have bent, but not broken through the first half. Possession pretty heavily favors Gotham thru 45 but Kingsbury hasn't really been challenged yet. Let's see what the attack looks like with Rodman out there. Hope it'll be enough to break through.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Spirit have bent, but not broken through the first half. Possession pretty heavily favors Gotham thru 45 but Kingsbury hasn't really been challenged yet. Let's see what the attack looks like with Rodman out there. Hope it'll be enough to break through.
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
These five wor
Another over-30 corner outfielder who hits .230 and might still have enough pop to hit 30 home runs, only this one wouldn't have cost you Grayson Rodriguez. Good thing you jumped the market and made the trade on November 18!
Outfielder Adolis Garcia has been non-tendered by the Texas Rangers.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Another over-30 corner outfielder who hits .230 and might still have enough pop to hit 30 home runs, only this one wouldn't have cost you Grayson Rodriguez. Good thing you jumped the market and made the trade on November 18!
Man you know it's crazy when even his dad is like "uhhhhhh they didn't even want to do a physical?"
AAAAH okay yeah that makes a lot more sense
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Man you know it's crazy when even his dad is like "uhhhhhh they didn't even want to do a physical?"
New Orioles short king just dropped
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
New Orioles short king just dropped
99.992% of you forgot that Jimmy Paredes played third base for the Toronto Blue Jays for one game in 2016 and it really shows.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
99.992% of you forgot that Jimmy Paredes played third base for the Toronto Blue Jays for one game in 2016 and it really shows.
Conger was a player in the Rays organization in 2016, but it doesn't look like he directly overlapped with Craig Albernaz.
Per a source, #orioles are hiring Hank Conger as bullpen coach
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Conger was a player in the Rays organization in 2016, but it doesn't look like he directly overlapped with Craig Albernaz.