Joel
@joelskeetsos.bsky.social
He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.
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i feel compelled to watch the entire Bears game even though I know it will end with Caleb Williams throwing a 37-yard touchdown under intense pressure on 4th-and-11
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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There's no better endorsement in favor of being aggressive on fourth downs than Tony Dungy and Jason Garrett telling you to kick and take the points.
January 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
There's no better endorsement in favor of being aggressive on fourth downs than Tony Dungy and Jason Garrett telling you to kick and take the points.
"He gave himself up" is code for "we stopped officiating the play because we hadn't decided whether it was a fumble or incomplete yet"
January 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"He gave himself up" is code for "we stopped officiating the play because we hadn't decided whether it was a fumble or incomplete yet"
Is it 8pm in Foxboro?
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Is it 8pm in Foxboro?
Good lord Drake Maye
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Good lord Drake Maye
Three fumbles in the opening 17 minutes, and the Broncos have recovered all three.
January 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Three fumbles in the opening 17 minutes, and the Broncos have recovered all three.
That's an ugly hit to start the ballgame.
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
That's an ugly hit to start the ballgame.
You laugh but he'd slot in as the setup man for the Orioles tomorrow
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
You laugh but he'd slot in as the setup man for the Orioles tomorrow
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
Framber, Freddy, or the ghost of Justin Verlander what's it gonna be Mike?
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
(Laughs in Opening Day 2B Rio Ruiz)
The Mets could start Bo Bichette (0 MLB games at 3B) & Jorge Polanco (1g at 1B) at 3B/1B on Opening Day
Only team in last 100 years to start 2 non-rookie INFs on Opening Day w/1 or 0 prior MLB games at that position:
1948 Dodgers: Jackie Robinson 2B, Billy Cox 3B
@EliasSports
Only team in last 100 years to start 2 non-rookie INFs on Opening Day w/1 or 0 prior MLB games at that position:
1948 Dodgers: Jackie Robinson 2B, Billy Cox 3B
@EliasSports
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
(Laughs in Opening Day 2B Rio Ruiz)
If the Orioles sign Framber Valdez by MLK day I'll personally hand-write to Mike Elias a formal letter of apology and deliver it to the warehouse.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
If the Orioles sign Framber Valdez by MLK day I'll personally hand-write to Mike Elias a formal letter of apology and deliver it to the warehouse.
The Red Sox are just not gonna have an infield this year huh
Breaking: The New York Mets and Bo Bichette are in agreement on a three-year deal, pending physical, league source tells Will Sammon
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The Red Sox are just not gonna have an infield this year huh
Two hundred forty million dollars lmaoooo
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Two hundred forty million dollars lmaoooo
The Toronto Bridesmaids
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The Toronto Bridesmaids
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Did you get the Suarez you wanted? No way; Jose.
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Did you get the Suarez you wanted? No way; Jose.
We have LHP Suarez at home
Orioles have claimed LHP José Suarez off waivers from the Braves. OF Marco Luciano was DFA'd to make room on the 40-man roster.
Suarez, 28, has a 5.30 ERA in 106 games (62 starts) over 7 MLB seasons. He's pitched for Angels (2019-24) and Braves ('25).
Suarez, 28, has a 5.30 ERA in 106 games (62 starts) over 7 MLB seasons. He's pitched for Angels (2019-24) and Braves ('25).
January 15, 2026 at 8:19 PM
We have LHP Suarez at home
Geoff left and Wagner goes right around Brett? How did that happen?
Returnees: Kevin Brown, Melanie Newman, Jim Palmer, Ben McDonald, Brian Roberts, Brett Hollander, Rob Long, Ben Wagner.
Wagner is now the lead play-by-play voice on radio. He’s primary backup for tv play-by-play
Wagner is now the lead play-by-play voice on radio. He’s primary backup for tv play-by-play
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Geoff left and Wagner goes right around Brett? How did that happen?
Brb, going down to my favorite breakfast spot for some bells and waffles
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Brb, going down to my favorite breakfast spot for some bells and waffles
I'm just glad somebody moved so we don't get another Snell/Montgomery circus all the way through March like we did two years ago
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I'm just glad somebody moved so we don't get another Snell/Montgomery circus all the way through March like we did two years ago
Framber, Freddy, or the ghost of Justin Verlander what's it gonna be Mike?
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Framber, Freddy, or the ghost of Justin Verlander what's it gonna be Mike?
The Orioles and Nats were both available for DTC streaming for $19.99/month in 2025. Two teams for the price of one was by far the best in-market DTC deal in MLB. Won't be surprised a bit to see the price go up for half the content this year.
The Nats departing MASN is the least shocking news of this off-season, but my question is how on earth is MASN going to fill two channels worth of broadcast time now
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The Orioles and Nats were both available for DTC streaming for $19.99/month in 2025. Two teams for the price of one was by far the best in-market DTC deal in MLB. Won't be surprised a bit to see the price go up for half the content this year.
Ding ding ding!
You can’t make “you’re guaranteed a giveaway item!” a season ticket perk unless you make the giveaways hard to get otherwise.
January 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Ding ding ding!