they didn't tell me that the donkey was dying when i picked him.
they were just like "your donkey update is that your donkey has died. sorry."
and transferred us to another donkey

When the types are strong as in whiskey

Yes but I'm not telling you because I don't know what factor of authentication this will be some day.

The little-known discordant projection

Thank you for your honesty. In my experience when people blame Linux for their problems, it’s usually projection.

I guess in contrast cannot be called into.

Natural next step after the vacuum tube

bsky.app/profile/elfp...

What prints if you press the red printer button

(This says to me even *if* we get all the dynamic requires sorted there will still be issues with these kinds of libraries)

I think it's possible to get there, someone is going to have to mind-meld with the runtime and bun to do it.

I have another experiment going to see if I can get github.com/Automattic/n... to be bundled into the binary (which is how the image library works).

Currently that's ending somewhat sadly.

Copy/paste error in the link above fixed here

github.com/jpolitz/pyre...

Ah nice thanks.

I should have said I got nerd-sniped into going through this exercise this morning (github.com/jpolitz/pyre...), even up to saving an image to disk.

Then I moved the binary and it stopped working. We have dynamic requires and they still poke around in node_modules.

And just to confirm, a simple js program that just logs does produce a binary with sensible behavior using the same command, so I don't think I'm goofing on the basic thing to try :-)