Joe Schreiber
@joeschreiber1.bsky.social
Husband, Dad & Bay Area MRI tech. Author of Chasing the Dead, Star Wars: Death Troopers. Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick, and more.
Finally got this framed.
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Finally got this framed.
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“What makes Donald Trump so unbearable isn’t merely that he’s cruel. […] What makes him intolerable is how empty he is, how profoundly excavated, how untouched by the basic elements that make someone human.”
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What Endures
On what they built and what he destroys
jojofromjerz.substack.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
“What makes Donald Trump so unbearable isn’t merely that he’s cruel. […] What makes him intolerable is how empty he is, how profoundly excavated, how untouched by the basic elements that make someone human.”
jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/what-endur...
jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/what-endur...
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YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW-I
PUT A NICKEL IN THE PARKING METER
PUT A NICKEL IN THE PARKING METER
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW-I
PUT A NICKEL IN THE PARKING METER
PUT A NICKEL IN THE PARKING METER
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Netflix documentary #TheNewYorkerat100 is, I’m sorry to say, everything that the magazine isn’t: clumsy, ingratiating, self-conscious, and overeager to please. How do you mess this up?
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Netflix documentary #TheNewYorkerat100 is, I’m sorry to say, everything that the magazine isn’t: clumsy, ingratiating, self-conscious, and overeager to please. How do you mess this up?
Jack Davis would’ve turned 101 the other day. Here’s a fun color prelim for one of his many TV Guide covers.
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jack Davis would’ve turned 101 the other day. Here’s a fun color prelim for one of his many TV Guide covers.
Title of forthcoming memoir.
I hate this world and I dream of a fire that cleanses it.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Title of forthcoming memoir.
Having Rian Johnson out there making these kinds of movies is such a gift.
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Having Rian Johnson out there making these kinds of movies is such a gift.
Wow, I had no idea! Fun!
Out today!
The Book of Boba Fett Junior Novel is an Audible exclusive written by @joeschreiber1.bsky.social and narrated by Kevin Kemp.
Joe Schreiber also wrote Death Troopers and Maul: Lockdown
🎧: www.audible.com/pd/B0FDMHPP8...
The Book of Boba Fett Junior Novel is an Audible exclusive written by @joeschreiber1.bsky.social and narrated by Kevin Kemp.
Joe Schreiber also wrote Death Troopers and Maul: Lockdown
🎧: www.audible.com/pd/B0FDMHPP8...
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Wow, I had no idea! Fun!
The Running Man, as written in a single week by an angry, broke, chain-smoking twenty-five-year-old Stephen King, really only works in that context. It’s a bitter, unpleasant book, not an action movie.
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Running Man, as written in a single week by an angry, broke, chain-smoking twenty-five-year-old Stephen King, really only works in that context. It’s a bitter, unpleasant book, not an action movie.
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On her birthday, we'd like to remember special effects makeup artist Milicent Patrick who famously designed the Gill Man suit for Universal's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
On her birthday, we'd like to remember special effects makeup artist Milicent Patrick who famously designed the Gill Man suit for Universal's CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.
Find someone who will fight for you as hard as this administration is fighting to keep food from its people.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Find someone who will fight for you as hard as this administration is fighting to keep food from its people.
Amazing writing:
“He was a long gnarled knuckly powerful pale-eyed man with a lazy effortless look of importance.”
The comma-less alliteraterative rhythm of MacDonald’s sentence perfectly mimics how we see the this character.
“He was a long gnarled knuckly powerful pale-eyed man with a lazy effortless look of importance.”
The comma-less alliteraterative rhythm of MacDonald’s sentence perfectly mimics how we see the this character.
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Amazing writing:
“He was a long gnarled knuckly powerful pale-eyed man with a lazy effortless look of importance.”
The comma-less alliteraterative rhythm of MacDonald’s sentence perfectly mimics how we see the this character.
“He was a long gnarled knuckly powerful pale-eyed man with a lazy effortless look of importance.”
The comma-less alliteraterative rhythm of MacDonald’s sentence perfectly mimics how we see the this character.
@joe-hill.bsky.social and @stephenking.bsky.social both signed “from one rocker to another.”
October 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@joe-hill.bsky.social and @stephenking.bsky.social both signed “from one rocker to another.”
Recently found out from a class action lawsuit that a half-dozen of my books were used by AI (stolen from online pirate sites) to train itself how to write. Enjoy obscurity, fucker.
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Recently found out from a class action lawsuit that a half-dozen of my books were used by AI (stolen from online pirate sites) to train itself how to write. Enjoy obscurity, fucker.
Sean Penn actually shows up in the novel Vineland, playing…Larry Bird.
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sean Penn actually shows up in the novel Vineland, playing…Larry Bird.
Richard Wharfinger’s lost play, The Courier’s Tragedy, as featured in The Crying of Lot 49.
September 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Richard Wharfinger’s lost play, The Courier’s Tragedy, as featured in The Crying of Lot 49.
Immediate RT for any and all JPS posts.
realizing that i would probably pay a lot of money to see Tim Robinson do a John Patrick Shanley play
September 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Immediate RT for any and all JPS posts.
I saw The Long Walk tonight in an otherwise empty theater. Crazy that nobody is a seeing a movie that I’m convinced will one day be regarded as absolute top-tier King.
September 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I saw The Long Walk tonight in an otherwise empty theater. Crazy that nobody is a seeing a movie that I’m convinced will one day be regarded as absolute top-tier King.
Incredibly excited to start reading Todd Goddard’s bio of one of my all time favorite writers, the great Jim Harrison. #DevouringTime
September 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Incredibly excited to start reading Todd Goddard’s bio of one of my all time favorite writers, the great Jim Harrison. #DevouringTime
Re-reading this beast for the first time since 1996. This is *not* Pynchon-esque metafiction or some kind of pretentious DeLillo language sandbox — this shit is real, and about 300 pages in, it starts to break your heart.
September 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Re-reading this beast for the first time since 1996. This is *not* Pynchon-esque metafiction or some kind of pretentious DeLillo language sandbox — this shit is real, and about 300 pages in, it starts to break your heart.
The wind will hunt him down and take its revenge like in that Ray Bradbury story.
Transportation Dept. Cancels $679 Million for Offshore Wind Projects
www.nytimes.com
August 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The wind will hunt him down and take its revenge like in that Ray Bradbury story.
In a year or so when this comes out on Apple and people are losing their minds about how great it is, you can say, yeah, and the book was even better.
August 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
In a year or so when this comes out on Apple and people are losing their minds about how great it is, you can say, yeah, and the book was even better.
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Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.