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Jenn Allen
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Gassy reprobate with a surprisingly good attitude. Your weird aunt. Artsy-fartsy af #c4fknl she/her/cis
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lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat

lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch

grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Given that there’s a pause on FDA comms right now, it may be useful for Americans to sign up for Canadian recalls, since many products are sold in both countries. Eg fellow celiacs, this may clue you into products to watch out for on the US side too: recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/subscribe
January 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The 15 year old “feral” cat I take care of just peed in her litter box for the very first time! I’m so proud! 🥹 Good job, Dust! ❤️
January 3, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Heard someone refer to the “Cybertruck” as a “sport-futility vehicle,” and that one is gonna take.
December 16, 2023 at 9:00 PM
Mandolin accident, but make it fashion
November 16, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Dusty Update: she found the couch.

Is this how you get a cat?
September 28, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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August 30, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, no selfies

this but hella goofy and also deeply, deeply sad:
August 23, 2023 at 6:55 PM
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I asked an Indigenous colleague in Hawai'i where people can donate to and these were his suggestions (1/2):

Hawaiʻi People's Fund: https://hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com/projects/200566-maui-aloha-the-people-s-response-fund

ʻĀina Momona: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/kokuamaui
Maui Aloha: The Peopleʻs Response
Support our frontline grassroots heroes mobilizing to mālama ʻohana affected by the wildfires on Maui Hawaiʻi People’s Fund stands in solidarity and full support with those individuals and organ...
hawaiipeoplesfund.networkforgood.com
August 10, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Mark me down for dying alone, thanks
August 4, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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Black Lodge Jay Leno
August 1, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Was just rolling paint onto the ceiling and a drop fell right into my eye and for a moment I was Brendan Gleeson in 28 Days Later
July 27, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Dusty says hi. She doesn’t want you to know that she’s farting but she is. A lot.
July 26, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Feeling this in my bones today
July 21, 2023 at 4:33 PM
This is Dusty, my 15+ year old “feral” TNR friend. My grandma fed her and looked after her and I inherited her when I moved into their house. She’s very much a committed outside gal but she’s been coming in and hanging out with me more and more. We’re pals. She had an hour-long nap inside today 🥹❤️
July 16, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Hey I blew it and didn’t thank @edwardodell.bsky.social for bringing me over. Thank you so much!!! I was like a kid who got a free ticket to an amusement park and was too excited and forgot my manners. Edward’s rad and a super nice dude, give him a follow!
July 15, 2023 at 4:03 PM
We’re really calling these ‘skeets’ huh?
Putting together supplies for arts & crafts with my niece next week. I got yarn and paint and dorky catalogs and hella popsicle sticks. We’re gonna make frames like these. It’s gonna be rad. Sister Summer Camp let’s gooooo
July 13, 2023 at 10:06 PM