Joey Bowlcut
@joeybowlcut.bsky.social
2017 Knockout City World Champion
Don’t worry everyone, James Talarico is here to make Israel’s illegal settlements illegal. Problem solved!
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Don’t worry everyone, James Talarico is here to make Israel’s illegal settlements illegal. Problem solved!
I showed the Selina movie to a group of Texas High Schoolers once. The shit they said they were gonna do to Yolanda when she got out of jail… she’s lucky she got denied bail
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I showed the Selina movie to a group of Texas High Schoolers once. The shit they said they were gonna do to Yolanda when she got out of jail… she’s lucky she got denied bail
My vexillophiles group chat is goin crazy for this post
Guy who can't find a Greenland flag for sale and hastily alters a Polish one
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
My vexillophiles group chat is goin crazy for this post
Stephon Diggs with the big strong hands!
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Stephon Diggs with the big strong hands!
This is karma for PI fishing 3 plays in a row
BREAKING: Bo Nix will miss the rest of the season after suffering a broken bone in his ankle on the second-to-last play of the game, coach Sean Payton said.
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
This is karma for PI fishing 3 plays in a row
Congrats to Myles Garrett for hitting 5th all time in single-season sacks
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Congrats to Myles Garrett for hitting 5th all time in single-season sacks
These 5th graders we jokingly around today saying “I’m schizophrenic”, and this racist kid said really proudly, “I’m Anglo-Saxon”
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
These 5th graders we jokingly around today saying “I’m schizophrenic”, and this racist kid said really proudly, “I’m Anglo-Saxon”
*Choir director starting rehearsal while eating his food truck lunch*
“Okay guys time for Shwarm-ups”
“Okay guys time for Shwarm-ups”
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*Choir director starting rehearsal while eating his food truck lunch*
“Okay guys time for Shwarm-ups”
“Okay guys time for Shwarm-ups”
They need to recreate the espn jingle bells commercial but with kickers doinking the uprights
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They need to recreate the espn jingle bells commercial but with kickers doinking the uprights
Anyone else have this problem that all bottled sodas taste like they have grease on the rim. Like it’s one greasy guy bottling all the sodas?
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Anyone else have this problem that all bottled sodas taste like they have grease on the rim. Like it’s one greasy guy bottling all the sodas?
How is it possible that 16 people are running for CD18 in Texas and all of them suck ass?
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
How is it possible that 16 people are running for CD18 in Texas and all of them suck ass?
I love that they got the announcers from Slugfest 2024 (PS2) to announce the Blue Jays games
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I love that they got the announcers from Slugfest 2024 (PS2) to announce the Blue Jays games
Young people aren’t gonna understand any of this “information” because they aren’t learning anything in class on their damn phones
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Young people aren’t gonna understand any of this “information” because they aren’t learning anything in class on their damn phones
Girls love watching tv shows on their phone in front of the perfectly good 75” 4k OLED TV
August 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Girls love watching tv shows on their phone in front of the perfectly good 75” 4k OLED TV
I really like that sound that airplanes make when the seatbelt light comes on. It’s really nice
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I really like that sound that airplanes make when the seatbelt light comes on. It’s really nice
Harris county is not allowed to control education, elections or flood control spending. I haven’t even had a member of congress for the past 6 months. We gotta at least threaten to secede right?
State Rep. Dennis Paul filed a bill to pull the county's flood control district under a board appointed mainly by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott. bit.ly/4fxRmnT
August 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Harris county is not allowed to control education, elections or flood control spending. I haven’t even had a member of congress for the past 6 months. We gotta at least threaten to secede right?
Key and Peele substitute teacher sketch except it’s set in Texas post SB12 and the teacher has to call every student’s parent to confirm they have consent to use that student’s preferred nickname
August 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Key and Peele substitute teacher sketch except it’s set in Texas post SB12 and the teacher has to call every student’s parent to confirm they have consent to use that student’s preferred nickname
Open Twitter for the first time in weeks,
First post is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen.
Log out, delete account
First post is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen.
Log out, delete account
August 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Open Twitter for the first time in weeks,
First post is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen.
Log out, delete account
First post is the dumbest post I’ve ever seen.
Log out, delete account
If you truly care about stopping ICE, you will send this to every white woman you know
July 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you truly care about stopping ICE, you will send this to every white woman you know
Every time I hear Billy Joel in a public place now, I just assume he’s died
June 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Every time I hear Billy Joel in a public place now, I just assume he’s died
I was telling my fiancée about the xAi thing and she was confused because she thought that was the name of Elon’s kid
May 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I was telling my fiancée about the xAi thing and she was confused because she thought that was the name of Elon’s kid
Walked in on a guy takin a shit in the Panda Express bathroom
April 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Walked in on a guy takin a shit in the Panda Express bathroom
“I had to rush out and get to my private jet. City folk are so out of touch!”
Singer Morgan Wallen has shared a cryptic message after he was slammed for walking off Saturday Night Live.
Morgan Wallen issues cryptic post after storming off SNL before show even ended
www.mirror.co.uk
April 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“I had to rush out and get to my private jet. City folk are so out of touch!”
Someone make Yordan a torpedo bat
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Someone make Yordan a torpedo bat
Instead if Severance, they should call it Inference for how much friggin stuff you gotta figure out!
March 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Instead if Severance, they should call it Inference for how much friggin stuff you gotta figure out!