Joe The Dog
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Joe The Dog
@joeydadog.bsky.social
Engineer/physics guy, love snark, no tolerance for bigotry, MAGA, or general dumb-assery. Corgi doggie daddy.
And all this time we've been told it was the woke Dems who were going to take your guns. Now what?
Well, well, well….
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 PM
OK, Patel. Exactly when do you suspend your beloved second amendment? We should know this because evidently you can kill peaceful people for no reason if they don't do what you will retroactively define as the right thing.
Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."

Kash Patel in 2021: "This is what Fight with Kash is for. We will help Kyle Rittenhouse."
January 25, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Everybody in the world hates his fucking guts, you oblivious dipshit.
this is what they tell themselves.
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Right. You can't take guns to any GOP event or any NRA convention. This is actually true. Go figure.
Kash Patel says “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want,” but that’s exactly what Kyle Rittenhouse did, and he was given the hero’s treatment by MAGA.
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I'm guessing puppies who have been shot in the face by this disgusting shitbag would have standing. Dogs, rise up!
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 PM
There's no 2nd Amendment, Article 4. What do you actually mean?4
We have a Mad Man in our White House!!! CONGRESS MUST INVOKE THE 2ND AMENDMENT ARTICLE 4 TO GET RID OF THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION, NOW!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"Christians", amirite?
A reminder how ICE treats priests.
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Yeah, they could do a Hamilton kinda thing where the J6 rioters and traitors are the heroes, and cops who got the shit kicked out of them and congress people doing their constitutional duty are the bad guys. As an aside, does Amazon sell "fuck yous" in bulk, cause I'm running out?
Maybe James Woods and Jon Voight can do a buddy comedy show at the Kennedy Center. That might get things turned around.
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Please arrest this motherfucker and lock him up.
Since we’re too crooked and corrupt to do shit about the Ketamine Klansman with Traitor Tяum☭ in power, perhaps France can bring that pasty white prick to justice.
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Every "left-wing scum" blue state should just refuse to send any tax dollars to the feds. We can do just fine without you motherfuckers who treat us with such disdain. Can the red welfare states say the same? That's be a no. So fuck all you motherfucker MAGA dipshits. You're on your own.
Life long U.S. tax payers woke up on Christmas morning to be called scum by the U.S. President using their hard earned $$ to tartify the WH into white trash tackiness.
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hey, Karoline. Someday soon, Trump will be gone. So will your family. Choose wisely, you opportunistic and condescending and pompous piece of s**t.
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by Joe The Dog
“I’ve known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy,” Trump told New York magazine in 2002. “He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Serious question. Can anyone identify a single instance of Trump or anyone in his administration telling the truth about anything of import?
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Maybe shouldn't Donald Trump and MAGA stop lying and stealing and undermining democracy and destroying our fucking country? Let's start there.
President Farquaad needs to get ahold of himself and read that pesky document he swore an oath to defend.
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I. HATE. THIS. PIECE. OF. SHIT. MOTHERFUCKER!
Written in the style of someone recently jilted who also got fired the same week.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
100% negative toward Trump? Yeah. Same for Herpes and Botulism. Measles under RFK Jr? Not so much.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Except ICE. Fuck you, ICE.
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Serious question: Is Lee Greenwood still "Proud to be an American"?
Nothing to see here. This is definitely a normal post that perfectly demonstrates appropriate behavior for a man with grave responsibilities to the nation and absolutely, positively does not show psychological derangement and incapacity to serve as president under section 4 of the 25th Amendment.
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'll fucking volunteer to find all 10 million references to the fucking rapist pedophile Trump. Will that help?

BTW, fuck Donald Trump and everybody who supports him.
Nothing like asking career AUSAs who have been under assault for the last year, watched their colleagues get fired for no reason, and their offices taken over by incompetent boobs to volunteer their time to perpetuate a cover up of their boss's involvement w/a sex predator 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Even us radical left lunatics who hate our country and don't realize that Trump has ushered in the grand golden era of the US and Made America Great Again? And who watch Kimmel?

Thanks, Barack.
Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Sometimes, I find it hard to believe that he is still the President of the United States.
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to the Holy Christmas festivities celebrating our savior at the Vatican today.
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey, shithead. What schedule, what budget? Be specific. Fuck off.
The charmer is at it again.
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM